http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ en Fri, 24 Jul 2015 23:43:32 +0000 http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/care-to-create-a-comedy-script#post-179839 Mon, 20 Dec 2010 17:32:02 +0000 popa_bar_abba 179839@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>Yes, this story is too violent for my taste. Nonviolently killed meat tastes much better. </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/care-to-create-a-comedy-script#post-179805 Mon, 20 Dec 2010 17:10:05 +0000 popa_bar_abba 179805@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>Mod 80: can we please demorbidify the play?<br /> Ida: A man is killed and you call it play? (<em>looks, then shrieks</em>) It's moving! Julius, quick, stab it again! </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/care-to-create-a-comedy-script#post-179646 Mon, 20 Dec 2010 15:27:12 +0000 popa_bar_abba 179646@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>Popa: Pulls out knife (and fork?)... </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/care-to-create-a-comedy-script#post-179617 Mon, 20 Dec 2010 15:12:52 +0000 popa_bar_abba 179617@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>Mrs. Gelberger shows her bloodstained sheitel to the incredulous doctor.<br /> Doctor: I fix people, not sheitels! </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/care-to-create-a-comedy-script#post-179519 Mon, 20 Dec 2010 14:14:09 +0000 popa_bar_abba 179519@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>You can't revive the dead; beginning again is not going to raise make the sheitel clean again. </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/care-to-create-a-comedy-script#post-179493 Mon, 20 Dec 2010 13:38:46 +0000 popa_bar_abba 179493@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>Scene 2; The People's court</p> <p>Judge Millian: Did you tell Julius not to spray blood on your wig? </p>