http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ en Sun, 26 May 2013 02:54:15 +0000 http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets/page/2#post-166835 Wed, 17 Nov 2010 11:26:06 +0000 arc 166835@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>I ilke this one and explains the posters here as well</p> <p>from Hedberg "Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind." </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets/page/2#post-166424 Tue, 16 Nov 2010 15:39:36 +0000 labubby 166424@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>opened today , very nice . </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets/page/2#post-164936 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 20:59:02 +0000 ronrsr 164936@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>I got a job at the fire hydrant factory. Had to quit, though - no parking. </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets/page/2#post-164927 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 20:09:42 +0000 WIY 164927@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>Mod-80<br /> Personally I think Mitch Hedberg (RIP) is much funnier than SW.<br /> Heres a few. </p> <p>I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.</p> <p>I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.</p> <p>I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.</p> <p>I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.</p> <p>I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.</p> <p>The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.</p> <p>With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'</p> <p>You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.</p> <p>I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.</p> <p>I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.</p> <p>I play golf. I'm not good at golf. I never got a hole-in-one. But I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "Fore." But I was too busy mumbling "There ain't no way that's gonna hit him."</p> <p>I went to a doctor. All he did was suck blood from of my neck. Don't go to see Dr. Acula!</p> <p>Hope you enjoyed :-) </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164924 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:58:29 +0000 WIY 164924@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>I bought a blank tape, went home and played in on my stereo and turned it up full blast. A few minutes later a neighbor came over to complain... He was a mime...<br /> -Steven wright </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164858 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 17:09:27 +0000 WolfishMusings 164858@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>D'oh! You're right, of course. That's what I get for cutting and pasting without reading it through.</p> <p>The Wolf </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164850 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 17:04:41 +0000 YW Moderator-80 164850@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>his calendar has no seven </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164848 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 17:02:51 +0000 WolfishMusings 164848@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>I always liked this one:</p> <p>"I have an irregular phone... it has no 5 on it. My friend called me up and said, 'How come you never call me anymore?' I said I couldn't call everyone I wanted because my phone has no 5 on it. He said, 'That's wierd. How long has this been going on?' I said I didn't know because my clock has no 7".</p> <p>The Wolf </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164846 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 17:00:40 +0000 YW Moderator-80 164846@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>he means you can guess what he told him because since the watch was totally functionless there is nothing exact he could tell him, so you have to guess, just like you have to guess what time it is with such a watch<br /> something like that </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164843 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 16:57:22 +0000 WIY 164843@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how." She said, "It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left." So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said "I thought I told you to go to sleep."<br /> - Steven Wright </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164838 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 16:55:07 +0000 squeak 164838@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>I don't get this one, though I think that I should.... help?</p> <p>"My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me." </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164835 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 16:53:55 +0000 squeak 164835@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>I agree, something is lost if you don't hear his deadpan voice in your head. But not all is lost. Here are some other good and readable ones:</p> <ul> <li>Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. </li> <li>I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. </li> <li>I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." </li> <li>I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, "Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?" He said, "I don't know." I said, "I don't want your job." </li> <li>Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday. </li> </ul> <p>Etc. So.... has this thread been sufficiently derailed yet? </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164827 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 16:49:16 +0000 YW Moderator-80 164827@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>any more? </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164825 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 16:48:47 +0000 YW Moderator-80 164825@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>well you think its funny and i think its funny because we can hear him saying it (in our imaginations)<br /> but if you dont know who he is, its not funny at all, thats what makes him funny </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164821 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 16:46:54 +0000 squeak 164821@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>What about this one-</p> <p>I woke up one morning and looked around the room. Something wasn't right. I realized that someone had broken in the night before and replaced everything in my apartment with an exact replica. I couldn't believe it...I woke up my roommate and showed him. I said, "Look at this--everything's been replaced with an exact replica!" He said, "Do I know you?" </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164816 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 16:44:42 +0000 YW Moderator-80 164816@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>you cant tell a steven wright joke </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164809 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 16:34:16 +0000 WolfishMusings 164809@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p><em>Wolf - The store used to be on a street called 7 Mile Lane. Now it's moving around the corner.</em></p> <p>I had figured as much. :)</p> <p>Nonetheless, I'm still gonna sue for misrepresentation. :)</p> <p>Reminds me of a Stephen Wright joke.</p> <p>"I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'"</p> <p>The Wolf </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164808 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 16:33:47 +0000 squeak 164808@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>ADHD= Attention Deficit... HEY, DONUTS! </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164807 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 16:29:03 +0000 hudi 164807@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>Wolf - The store used to be on a street called 7 Mile Lane. Now it's moving around the corner. </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164595 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 13:06:40 +0000 I can only try 164595@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>myfriend-</p> <p>The current Neversink was established when the prior one was drowned by the Neversink reservoir:</p> <p><em>Neversink – The hamlet of Neversink was build (sic - icot) above the reservoir after the original community, also known as "Neversink Flats," was inundated by the Neversink Reservoir. The community is on Route 55.</em> - Wikipedia</p> <p>Also this:<br /> <em>Neversink – Post office established 4/25/1828. Richard D. Childs first postmaster. Community of Neversink was relocated to it’s (sic - icot) present site along Route 55. The waters of the Neversink Reservoir cover the original location. Neversink was also known on some maps and referred to as Neversink Flats. There was a two-room school.</em> - town of Neversink website</p> <p>----------------------------------------</p> <p>Sorry about the thread hijack. It’s a bad habit of mine. </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164577 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 12:57:15 +0000 WIY 164577@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>Wolf<br /> Shiny? Where? Oh look at the time I'm hungry. </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164547 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 12:37:09 +0000 WolfishMusings 164547@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>I do NOT have any ADD tend--- oooh, shiny!! :)</p> <p>The Wolf </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164539 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 12:31:19 +0000 not I 164539@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>:) </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164535 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 12:29:09 +0000 Sacrilege 164535@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>"I think most people on this forum have some ADD tendencies"</p> <p>Guilty. </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164534 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 12:26:39 +0000 YW Moderator-80 164534@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>not I<br /> youre off topic were talking about ADD </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164533 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 12:25:23 +0000 not I 164533@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>Mod 80 isn't that the correct approach.. Way to learn things in life.. For men I guess Gemora would be that 'outlet' (lehavdil)possibly.. </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164532 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 12:25:23 +0000 YW Moderator-80 164532@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>okay, lets talk about ADD </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164531 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 12:23:51 +0000 WolfishMusings 164531@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>Does the market really cover seven miles? If not, I think I smell a lawsuit for misleading advertising. :)</p> <p>The Wolf (who wanted to sue the makers of The Never Ending Story and The Greatest Story Ever Told). </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164529 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 12:19:14 +0000 WIY 164529@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>Mod-80<br /> I think most people on this forum have some ADD tendencies. </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164516 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 12:01:28 +0000 YW Moderator-80 164516@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>making sense of things<br /> is that an inborn human need or is it a learned quality?<br /> lets discuss that<br /> and be sure to stay on topic </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164476 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 11:29:08 +0000 not I 164476@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>one comment off the wall leads to other topics tryong to make sense of it! </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164464 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 11:23:45 +0000 YW Moderator-80 164464@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>yes lets discuss that<br /> anyone care to give their explanation as to why topics often get sidetracked? </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164462 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 11:21:38 +0000 justsmile613 164462@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>how do these threads always veer off to a different topic?? </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164365 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 07:29:58 +0000 myfriend 164365@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>ICOT: Some of the towns you said disappeared, are still around and kicking... <a href="http://www.townofneversink.org/" rel="nofollow">http://www.townofneversink.org/</a> </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164359 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 06:53:35 +0000 I can only try 164359@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>squeak-</p> <p>I did a bit of research (google = research), and it seems that the WTC had two zip codes, but each tower didn't have two.</p> <p>According to ChaCha, "The Empire State Building is the only building in New York City to have its own zip code. It's 10118."</p> <p>As per Wikipedia:<br /> <em>There are four types of ZIP codes: Unique (assigned to a single high-volume address), P.O.-box-only (used only for P.O. boxes at a given facility, not for any other type of delivery), Military (used to route mail for the U.S. military) and Standard (all other ZIP codes). As examples of Unique ZIP codes, certain governmental agencies, universities, businesses or buildings that receive extremely high volumes of mail have their own ZIP codes, such as 20505 for the Central Intelligence Agency in Washington, D.C., 81009 for the Federal Citizen Information Center of the U.S. General Services Administration (GSA) in Pueblo, Colorado; 30385 for BellSouth in Atlanta; and 21412 for Bancroft Hall, the midshipman dormitory at the United States Naval Academy. An example of a P.O.-box-only ZIP code is 22313, which is used for P.O. boxes at the main post office in Alexandria, Virginia, as well as for the United States Patent and Trademark Office. In the area surrounding that post office, home and business mail delivery addresses use ZIP code 22314, which is thus a Standard ZIP code.</em></p> <p>Sometimes zip codes are retired. An example is the town of Halcott Center in Greene County, NY, whose 12437 zip code was eliminated (it joined the 12430 area).<br /> Much of the NY Catskill area is less populated than it was half a century ago, and several towns have disappeared under reservoirs that were built for NYC's water supply - Union Grove, Neversink, Shavertown, and others. (For some reason, the thought of those old towns buried underwater gives me the creeps - those who were born and grew up there truly can't go home again.) </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164301 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 23:51:56 +0000 Health 164301@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>I'd rather talk about Mt. Washington than Seven Mile (or Jacks). Nothing ever gets better when it gets bigger. I think the only cooked, hot deli you could get in Jacks was Franks and Potato Kugel. Anyone remember? </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164167 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 17:30:03 +0000 squeak 164167@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>Hmmm, maybe it's not so unique after all. I was thinking of the post office atop Mt. Washington. 0 square miles, population 0. </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164164 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 17:26:53 +0000 I can only try 164164@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p><strong>Sacrilege</strong>-</p> <p>Sorry, I don't get cellist jokes.</p> <p><strong>squeak</strong>-</p> <p>I think I read somewhere that Smokey the Bear had his own zip code. Could it be a building in Jelly... er, Yellowstone Park?</p> <p>I seem to remember that each of the twin towers has two separate zip codes.</p> <p>------------------------------------</p> <p>Hatzlocha raba to the storeowners. </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164153 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 17:18:39 +0000 squeak 164153@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>no... it is significantly more elevated than the Pentagon... (hint hint) </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164143 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 17:10:21 +0000 mamashtakah 164143@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>Squeak - the Pentagon </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164134 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 16:53:46 +0000 not I 164134@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>I remeber going there years ago.. I was served by a handicapped getlemen. Such a nice thing.. As a kid I was petrified .. but still I think it was so nice!<br /> Apparently the Safeway opened up near there expecting to take away the business from 7 MM. They were wrong.. No one shopped there so now 7MM is moving into their old store!! </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164123 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 16:41:47 +0000 squeak 164123@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>I have been to a building that actually does have its own zip and post office. There is a cafe and a gift shop in the building, but it is not particularly large. Where is it? </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164089 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 16:11:48 +0000 Sacrilege 164089@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>ICOT<br /> Sounds like Yo Mama jokes... </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164024 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 14:35:49 +0000 I can only try 164024@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>I heard it’s so big that…</p> <p>-it not only has its own zip code, but it also has its own post office.</p> <p>-the shopping carts come with GPS systems.</p> <p>-the space shuttle astronauts use it as a reference point.</p> <p>-if you order and eat a fleishig sandwich in the deli section, you will be milchig by the time you reach the pizza in the dairy section.</p> <p>-there is an employees’ shachris minyan in the western part of the store at the same time as the eastern employees are davening mincha . </p> <p>-it has its own weather system.</p> <p>-you can actually see the curvature of the earth if you stand on one end of the aisle and look to the other.</p> <p>-there is a life-size model of The Pentagon in the toy section.</p> <p>-announcements on the P.A. system get charged for long distance. </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164023 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 14:34:19 +0000 lkwdfellow 164023@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>Wonderful people. They should have lots of Hatzlocha in their new location!! </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164011 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 14:12:43 +0000 labubby 164011@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>r they doing the drive through deli anyone know </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164009 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 14:08:10 +0000 matjash@lox 164009@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>a drive through deli?????? not even pomagranet has that!!!??? </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-164008 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 14:07:10 +0000 justsmile613 164008@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>That is one of the things I am going to miss since I left Baltimore, They are going to have Pharmacy, deli, bakery, cafe...It used to be Safeway, so it is huge. </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-163998 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 14:00:43 +0000 hudi 163998@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>they aren't having the babysitter center - some people suggested it, but it didn't end up happening.<br /> some info<br /> <a href="http://baltimorejewishlife.com/news/news-detail.php?SECTION_ID=1&amp;ARTICLE_ID=1980" rel="nofollow">http://baltimorejewishlife.com/news/news-detail.php?SECTION_ID=1&amp;ARTICLE_ID=1980</a> </p> http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-supermarkets#post-163997 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 14:00:41 +0000 labubby 163997@http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/ <p>justwatched the video mr bau said that babysitter service was a suggestion but its not happening , maybe a drive through deli </p>