Life update: I’m going to park my car in midair and make Aliyah now.
There’s more to life than lounging around in Queens and buying chulnt meat, and I don’t like the new Secretary of State, so I’m going to Israel this week!
“Is Dating Other Posters Tznius”
Golfer – good one!
Thanks, LU, I was waiting for that.
When I first saw that thread I thought it was about bircas hamazon.
What is Life?
At Brisk teen
Golfer – thanks but Avrum gets the credit really. I hadn’t thought of it – I was just adding to his comment.
I was really impressed by your first one though – that was really good!
real one: Chulent meat
Chill and meet
Popa Is Chulent Meat. By, Popa
What if I’m really Chulent Meat
Everybody Except Popa is Chulent Meat
No news is good news
Good news is no news
Waiting on Supermarket Checkout Line
Superman waiting on checkout line
Why leave your dirty tissue on the table in Shul?
Why leave your dirty table in shul?
“Jews should not care whether the American embassy is in Jerusalem or Tel Aviv”
Americans should not care whether Jews are in Jerusalem or Tel-Aviv
Foods Rashi never ate
Rashi never ate food
Lice in Israel
Rice in Israel
Mice in Israel
So glad that whatever that murder thread is closed. I didn’t open it and please don’t tell me. I get nightmares.
“IN GOP WE TRUMP” (Brought to you by Gimpel the Shamash.)
cute. did you make that up? and who’s Gimpel the Shamash? Sounds like the title of a story by Isaac Bashevis Singer or someone like that.
The man who played Gimpel (in a Rebbee Hill production) made it up.
Frum Shleppers Will Help You Move to the End of the World.
Is it assur to eat a sheretz-like Monster who eats Cookies?
ah gezunta kneidel
Things kids said/did
Things kids said they did
Real ones: Seminary for older girls who are still single
Shidduchim for those with a past
Seminary for those with a past
Shidduchim for older girls who are still single
or: Seminary for those with a past needs shidduchim for older girls who are still single.
Forcing your chametz on others.
Do you pay for Cloud storage?
Do you pray for cloud storage?
Do you play for loud storage?
Have you ever frosted a cat?
Should bee, eagle eat when dog and cat meet?