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July 20, 2016 5:00 am at 5:00 am #617992JosephParticipant
True or False?
July 20, 2016 12:37 pm at 12:37 pm #1159568WolfishMusingsParticipantTrue, if you fill it with explosives and throw it at him/her.
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July 20, 2016 1:26 pm at 1:26 pm #1159570HealthParticipantJoe -“An Apple A Day, Will Keep The Doctor Away.”
I don’t think that saying was meant to be taken literally.
I think it was meant to say if you eat healthy, you’ll decrease the chance of getting sick!
July 20, 2016 1:27 pm at 1:27 pm #1159571akupermaParticipantEating fresh fruits and vegetables has been know since antiquity to promote health.
July 20, 2016 3:05 pm at 3:05 pm #1159572Mashiach AgentMemberit was meant for “keep the APPLE Iphone away & it will keep your ruchnius doctor (Mashgiach) away” (prevent you from going down in yiddishkeit C”V)
July 20, 2016 3:40 pm at 3:40 pm #1159573MenoParticipantMA,
That’s probably what they meant…
July 20, 2016 4:14 pm at 4:14 pm #1159574🐵 ⌨ GamanitParticipantTrue, just make sure not to eat the apple. Just add one more apple to your collection every day. That way as the oldest one becomes decomposed enough to just smell like plain old dirt there will be another one to smell rotten. The stink will be so bad it will keep doctors (and everyone else) away!
July 20, 2016 6:05 pm at 6:05 pm #1159575Sam2ParticipantI’m confused. Did MA just say that *not* having an iPhone delays Mashiach?
July 20, 2016 7:17 pm at 7:17 pm #1159576👑RebYidd23ParticipantNo, he said it will keep away the Mashgiach.
July 20, 2016 9:04 pm at 9:04 pm #1159577Sam2ParticipantOh, so he did. My bad. I missed the G.
July 20, 2016 10:11 pm at 10:11 pm #1159578Abba_SParticipantIf the Mashgiach leaves (gives up on) a person having an I-phone then shouldn’t he would be going down in yiddishkeit not up. Also the Mashgiach wouldn’t want him on the internet so it would be all smart phones not just Apple I-phones.
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