the ditching...part two...
...when does part three begin? j/k. why would we ditch the queen of the CR?...
part three has apparently started already. you tell me, I think its absolutely ridiculous... :)
question: where do the pictures on the YWN home page come from? like if the story is something relating to water, theres a picture of a sink, is that the editors kitchen sink?
I repeat: do the new mods like kapusta? (the food, not the person)
are the mods email addresses ywmoderator##@gmail.com? no, it is Moderator**@theyeshivaworld.com where the ** is the moderator number
someone just published my dvar torah. It is shabbos in the US, which mod is on?
Vacation or do you live on my side of the atlantic?
I did - you are correct that it is still Shabbos in the US, but Shabbos is out where I currently am.
Have a Gut Voch, JayMatt19
PS. Out of curiosity - why just the Atlantic? It could be the Pacific... :)
I am in Israel, I have no idea what "side of the Pacific" I am on.
>>Where you currently are<<
evasive, cute. Did they teach you that it Mod school?
Gut Voch 81. I hope you at least read my DT, 72 tried to convince me tha tI should be proud he does not bother reading them. It was quite insulting, actually.
72's position is that he posts the DT without reading it in order to expedite the moderating process, however, 72 does eventually read the DT. YW Moderator-72
how are you new mods adjusting to life as a mod?!
JayMatt19-
There are two things the moderators do:
1) Review all posts to filter out those that either require editing or will not be posted at all due to (sometimes only potentially) problematic content. This is necessary, but increases the time between when a post is submitted by a poster, and when it actually appears.
2) Participate in various threads (reading and replying).
"YW Moderator-72" actually paid you quite a compliment.
He is saying that for your divrei Torah posts, he is so sure that they are OK that he skips "step 1)" above so that they can be seen and enjoyed immediately.
It is the equivalent of being waved by security, because the guard knows you are trustworthy.
As far as "2) Participate in various threads (reading and replying)" - he has told you that he (and many others read and enjoy your divrei Torah.
Sorry, but I still find it insulting that I make such an effort to post divrei torah, on the thread that 72 started and tries so hard to ensure that every night has a dvar torah, only to find out he does (or did) not read it.
I hear your logic, I hope you can hear mine.
JayMatt19-
Your contributions to the dvar Torah thread and "YW Moderator-72"s efforts to keep a “fresh” vort posted daily make it what it is, and are appreciated.
Let me ask you one question: If you post a dvar Torah that will take an average reader five minutes to read and digest and one of the moderators sees that you’ve posted but is running off for Mariv and can’t read it thru right now - should he hit the “approve” button, thereby making it available immediately for others, or would it be better to wait until after mariv (and seder, and shopping, and a schmooze, etc)? The approving moderator will read your vort either way, but this way others can enjoy it more quickly.
Keep up the good work.
icot: Im pretty sure jaymatt is pulling our collective communal legs with a dose of humor.
chaverim-
"ken zein"
If so, my leg has been thoroughly pulled.
ICOT. It was two days later and he had still not read it. So that theory goes out the window. sorry.
JayMatt19-
Two days? Maybe it was a really good after Mariv schmooze.
Two weeks? Now that would be another story.
Seriously, I hear your point, but it would be a shame to remain insulted due to just that occurrence.
I'm sure they're usually read immediately.
ok, let's bring this thread back on track. if there are no more questions for the moderation panel, I can close it.
going once...
Where the new mods??
this question has been asked and answered several times already, however, I will answer again.
I am here
another is over there
a couple are that away
a few more are way out the other way
one is selling greeting cards
we have a crack team working the BBQ for the afternoon picnic in our secret US HQ
and another team out picking up fruit juice for the BBQ
So why dont they show their face? Shy? is this question directed only to Shai or can anyone answer
can u pleese tell us a bit about our mods??? maybe
how old is the youngest? younger than the oldest and the oldest? older than the youngest how many married? some and single? the others any females? we are an equal opportunity organization
i kno you wont tell us which is which but i just wanna know the info w/o knowin who is who
mod, anyone can answer-any mod for that matter. And I specifically meant SHY, no mention of SHAI. Like, are they shy (they sure seemed to be the first day they came) and therefore not commenting? you are making an assumption that I am not one of the new or other mods? thanks to whomever it was that fixed this.
maybe you are new. seems like you made some kind of error overthere [<?/strong>]
If you are new, then my assumption is correct cuz you're still not saying who you are. Like your embarrassed of what you have to say. ;)
If you are 72, then go back to you BBQ preps! (but please keep your blacberry handy!)
y do u play me/us like that? because if you read the entire thread it was clearly stated that not all information will be provided
you did not answer even 1 question. actually, I answered all the questions, you may have not liked the answers, but they were answered
do u think ur nice? all moderators are nice. in the preface to the moderators handbook third revision it states all moderators have to be nice to the users even when the users ask inane questions and kvetch incessantly. the kvetch incessantly was added in the third revision to be published either later today or tomorrow.
pls let us know our mods better
wat is the mod peckin order? who is on the top after the editor? we want numbers! 1) classified, 2) classfied 3) mazel tov, you want numbers 4) lose the excess "!" mods don't like them
have the mods all met one another face 2 face? yes and no. we met, but we had to wear disuises and use voice transformation devices to keep our identities and absolute secret
can you reserve yw moderator-49 for me? id think thatll rockk! buy a lottery ticket... the odds of winning would be better... much better
when i go into a thread why can't it be that the last page will appear first? {it's a pain in the neck to have to always go to the last page} Click the "# minutes/hours ago" link and it will take you to the end
thanx for giving me such awesome odds for lotto!! gonna get me a ticket tomorrow. please no ayin hara after that great bracha.
since you gave me a bracha, i gotta give ya one back
may you, mystery mod or mystery mods get lots and lots of parnassa with min. work and may the money be a bracha and not a curse c"v
if single may you find your zivug soon and if married bracha for shalom bayis and kids and hatzlacha with them
wow that was not like me but i need to repay a bracha with a bracha rite?
Amen! on behalf of the moderation panel and for the mysterymod answering the question: amen and may you also see all these brachas
see if i knew more details i could give a better bracha
your loss i gess
mods thank you for the help.
Attention mod 72: Please stop with your excess mazel tov's. We dont like them.
Just so you know. Keep the mazel tov's for better occasions.
when were you selected the official spokesperson of the CR? Mazel Tov on your appointment.
Brucha T'Hiyeh! Now that's an 'occasion' to celebrate!
is it at all possible (i'm not asking if it's likely) for a member who was blocked to be unblocked? if a person was blocked, there was a reason for it. enough said
kapusta: i'm guessing there aren't many in antarctica
ames: you do know there's a whole separate thread for that stuff (thank you letters), right? this is not a question for the mods, so please bring it to the general shoomze thread - besides we always accept letters of appreciation and coffee - thanks
mod: here's a cup of coffee for you
c(_)
(now this can get posted, right?)
mod: yeah i figured that's how it got approved here. you wouldn't delete a letter appreciating you, would you? would you?
mod: 'course not. i just had to add that in to make it a question ;)
kapusta: yeah but there's no backwards C on my keyboard.
Mr. Mod, what happened to you? You needed more coffee? Here (_)) (_)). Enjoy!!
~a~
anonymisss: maybe it was changing of the guards(mods) time! ;)
hooray for our new mystery mod
pleeze warn us befroe you go
which are the worst threads to mod and why? there are no worst threads - we either delete the topic or close the thread if it would lead to a classification of worst. this is just another example of the quality control that we have in place to serve the users
which do you find the most interesting? (and why?) each mod has their own favorite threads.
kapusta: hang man is the easiest to mod! as if, you would know... update the board mod... we can't play b/c it isn't updated mod... and then you have the 5 minute hosts that updste in their own and people are guessing used letters.
kapusta: i'm just so brilliant! ;)
jax is a suspect!
~a~
anonymisss: add me to the suspect list! that list is huge by now! ;)
you're added and so is kapusta!
~a~
"We hereby declare The Queen Cabbage Head innocent until proven guilty"
-spokesperson of the YWCR.
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