Best way to break in with nine-inch stilettos before Yom Tov?

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    Any ideas? I wear 9 in because they’re more comfy than 4 inch

    #1141909
    Bookworm120
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    Are they comfortable because your feet get so numb you don’t feel the pain? 😀 (On a more serious vein, I went to the shoe store to get Yom Tov shoes a few months back, and my eyes bugged out at the heels — my feet were practically screaming, “Don’t put us in those, Bookworm120!” And when I tried on a pair for laughs, I realized why my feet felt so strongly against the notion!)

    #1141910

    I meant ” how to break in with a nine inch stiletto before Tom tov”, but this thread can be about both

    #1141911
    Bookworm120
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    Well…. If someone were trying to (C”V) break into my house while wearing 9-inch heels, I suppose I’d hear their click-clacking footsteps pretty quickly, so I’d recommend sticking to 4-inch heels if that’s what you’ve got in mind to do. 😛

    #1141912
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Give them to your wife to wear.

    #1141913

    Bookworm- I meant the knife called a stiletto (the shoe was named after it)

    42- I’m not married

    #1141914
    Bookworm120
    Participant

    Well, your original post clearly stated that you *wear* them, so … OH MY GOSH THAT PERSON WEARS KNIVES!!!! 😀

    #1141915

    Wear; ie, on my belt

    #1141916
    apushatayid
    Participant

    a hacksaw ought to do the trick

    #1141917

    Of course, ALL my friends wear knives, they look awfully good in their hair, and taste very good when you swallow them. 😉

    why do you need to wear heels? To inpress all the people that might be your husband one day? Sure, he’ll look back and be like “remember a few years b4 we actually went on a date, i saw you in those crazy nine inch heels…”

    Bookworm120, glad to have you join us! I really like your sense of humor, Ive been scouring the CR for more posts from you! 🙂

    #1141918
    Bookworm120
    Participant

    Hm…. That’d still be pretty uncomfortable. How would one break in a 6 inch velociraptor claw then? I wear one in my archaeologist’s satchel. 🙂

    #1141919
    Bookworm120
    Participant

    @Shopping613 — Aw, thanks! 🙂 Wait … OH MY GOSH, HER FRIENDS EAT KNIVES!!! :O

    #1141920
    gavra_at_work
    Participant

    The OP must be nicknamed “spike”.

    #1141921

    Wait … OH MY GOSH, HER FRIENDS EAT KNIVES!!! :O

    Big deal so do I, but only on shabbos because I’m on a sawfood diet.

    #1141922

    Lol, see the Welcome Wagon bookworm, thats where youll get a real welcome!

    Sawfood? I havta try it, Ive been on a seefood diet for forever…..it dosent really work…my friend suggested i try a seafood diet instead, but its way too hard…

    #1141923
    LevAryeh
    Member

    I prefer mailboxes.

    #1141924

    Lev- mealboxes are very fattening. Try regular lunch boxes.

    #1141925
    LevAryeh
    Member

    You ever try walking with lunch boxes on your feet? Clearly you have not. I’ll stick with mailboxes.

    #1141926
    Bookworm120
    Participant

    Because in mailboxes, not only can you hold your lunch, but your mail as well. 😛

    #1141927

    Bookworm isn’t lunch a mail?

    Quote from wictionary

    Mail (plural Mails)

    ?Food that is prepared and eaten, usually at a specific time (e.g. breakfast = morning mail, lunch = noon mail, etc).

    #1141928
    Bookworm120
    Participant

    @This name is already taken — Well put! 😀

    But my mail is made of Mithril, fresh from a dwarven mine. Houdini ate it all the time, which is what gave him a stomach of stainless steel (although they seemed to have mistaken their metals at the time), but, well, he’d missed elevenses the day he got punched in the stomach and….

    #1141929

    My stilletos got confiscated by the police after I tried breaking in with them.

    #1141930
    Meno
    Participant

    I don’t understand. If your heels are 9 inches high, how do your toes touch the floor?

    #1141931

    read earlier comments

    #1141932
    apushatayid
    Participant

    Sneakers are a better choice if you wish to break in. Just in case you have to run.

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