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Chess Match - squeak vs SJSinNYC
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DxC3
Well, I doubt I've gotten better. I havent really played in a couple of years (my husband doesnt like to play chess). My 900 was provisional from the 2-3 tournaments I went to.
Honestly, I didnt think most Jews even knew what the USCF is LOL. But I'm looking forward to a good match.
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I'm rooting for squeak to win.
...Unless SJSinNYC offers me 15%.
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squeak: oh well what do i no from official rules :P
but y dont u guys just use the board yourself and move the pieces yourself instead of saying where you want to move it and having someone else show it on the board?
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...didn't think that Jews know what USCF is? Have you never heard of Bobby Fischer? JK, I know what you meant.
But I know someone named chessrebbi who is as frum as can be.
Bc4
charlie, your 10% is guaranteed, regardless of outcome.
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may the best man win.
ok, i'll try that again: may the best man/woman win ;)
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teen, I have emotional scars that prevent me from trying to post ASCII art in CR.
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teen, ames
then they'd have to set it up and not move any of the pieces and if it gets messed up they gotta reread the whole thread. not so brilliant.Posted 4 years ago # -
Hey, which phoney capitalized squeak in the thread title?
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Squeak, I've been searching for Bobby Fischer!
There is actually a frum guy about my age who is AWESOME at chess. I thought he was the coolest thing since sliced bread when I was a teenager. My chess coach had tutored him when when he was young. He used to get hired out to the Homowack and some other places to play 20 people at once or blindfolded and stuff like that.
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.. SJSinNYC _________________________________________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | B | B | B | B | B | B | B | B |8 | R | Kn | B | Q | K | B | Kn | R | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | B | B | B | B | | B | B | B |7 | P | P | P | P | | P | P | P | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |6 | | | | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |5 | | | | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | B | | P | | | |4 | | | W | | W | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | B | | | | | |3 | | | P | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | P | P | | | | P | P | P |2 | W | W | | | | W | W | W | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | R | Kn | B | Q | K | | Kn | R |1 | W | W | W | W | W | | W | W | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| A B C D E F G H SQUEAKi think i got it righht :)
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moish01: they would just need to go to the nearest post that shows the board to see what it was like before it got messed up
ames: not all that much thinking involved to figure it out
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SJS, yep, that's the same guy - chessrebbi. Tell him I say hi.
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CxB2
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Bxb2
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. . SJSinNYC _________________________________________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | B | B | B | B | B | B | B | B |8 | R | Kn | B | Q | K | B | Kn | R | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | B | B | B | B | | B | B | B |7 | P | P | P | P | | P | P | P | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |6 | | | | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |5 | | | | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | B | | P | | | |4 | | | W | | W | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |3 | | | | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | P | B | | | | P | P | P |2 | W | W | | | | W | W | W | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | R | Kn | | Q | K | | Kn | R |1 | W | W | | W | W | | W | W | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| A B C D E F G H SQUEAKPosted 4 years ago # -
.. SJSinNYC _________________________________________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | B | B | B | B | B | B | B | B |8 | R | Kn | B | Q | K | B | Kn | R | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | B | B | B | B | | B | B | B |7 | P | P | P | P | | P | P | P | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |6 | | | | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |5 | | | | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | B | | P | | | |4 | | | W | | W | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |3 | | | | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | P | B | | | | P | P | P |2 | W | B | | | | W | W | W | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | R | Kn | | Q | K | | Kn | R |1 | W | W | | W | W | | W | W | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| A B C D E F G H SQUEAKam i doing it right?
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squeak,
why do you care if its squeak or Squeak? Leave the small talk out of this and concentrate on your chess game.Posted 4 years ago # -
:-)
You're a good man and detective, charlie brown.
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nah, you made it too easy. :)
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D5
Squeak thats funny. Although I doubt he would know who I was. I met him once - he was a celebrity and I was merely a groupie :-) I did play some games against him online (way back when). I always aspired to be as good as he was. Did you ever play with him? Or teach him everything he knows? LOL.
Teen, the Bishop in B2 is white. But good job so far!
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Teach him everything he knows? LOL, indeed.
He became a Master before 18, IIRC. I have never been that good. I've played him, and been creamed. But I beat him with a queen handicap. Online, his blitz rating is nearly 3000.
I heard that he once played against Kasparov online and the first game was a draw (which is an incredible feat).
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.. SJSinNYC _________________________________________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | B | B | B | B | B | B | B | B |8 | R | Kn | B | Q | K | B | Kn | R | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | B | B | B | | | B | B | B |7 | P | P | P | | | P | P | P | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |6 | | | | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | B | | | | |5 | | | | P | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | B | | P | | | |4 | | | W | | W | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |3 | | | | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | P | B | | | | P | P | P |2 | W | W | | | | W | W | W | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | R | Kn | | Q | K | | Kn | R |1 | W | W | | W | W | | W | W | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| A B C D E F G H SQUEAKsjs: oops my bad :)
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Bxd5
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.. SJSinNYC _________________________________________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | B | B | B | B | B | B | B | B |8 | R | Kn | B | Q | K | B | Kn | R | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | B | B | B | | | B | B | B |7 | P | P | P | | | P | P | P | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |6 | | | | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | B | | | | |5 | | | | W | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | P | | | |4 | | | | | W | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |3 | | | | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | P | B | | | | P | P | P |2 | W | W | | | | W | W | W | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | R | Kn | | Q | K | | Kn | R |1 | W | W | | W | W | | W | W | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| A B C D E F G H SQUEAKPosted 4 years ago # -
The WP that I put under squeak's name was the piece that he lost. I thought it would look more real if we had the pieces there on the side :)
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hey check out the title
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I'm rooting for SJS and squeak equally but squeak I want to give you a little nachas I was talking to someone before and I made SUCH a squeakish comment!!! you would've been so proud of me!
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I used to really be into chess too, but I forgot a lot since then :D squeak do you wanna play me too?
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moish01: haha cool didnt notice it till u said something
mod42: oh...its a good idea :)
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42 - you put the piece on the wrong side of the board. Otherwise, it would be a great improvement.
kapusta - ;-) Yay!
David S. I will be glad to accept your challenge. As the challenger, you must start the thread.
Niiiice, lower case :-)
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Nf6
I'm impressed you wont with a Queen handicap. I would need Queen, Rook, Bishop and Knight, and even then I am not sure. :-)
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Nc3
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Nxd5
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Nxd5
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. . SJSinNYC _________________________________________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | B | B | B | B | B | B | | B |8 | R | Kn | B | Q | K | B | | R | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | B | B | B | | | B | B | B |7 | P | P | P | | | P | P | P | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |6 | | | | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | Kn | | | | |5 | | | | W | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | P | | | |4 | | | | | W | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |3 | | | | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | P | B | | | | P | P | P |2 | W | W | | | | W | W | W | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | R | | | Q | K | | Kn | R |1 | W | | | W | W | | W | W | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| A B C D E F G H SQUEAK.Posted 4 years ago # -
Nd7
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Nf3
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Need to think a bit...
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. SJSinNYC _________________________________________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | B | | B | B | B | B | | B |8 | R | | B | Q | K | B | | R | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | B | B | B | B | | B | B | B |7 | P | P | P | Kn | | P | P | P | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |6 | | | | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | Kn | | | | |5 | | | | W | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | P | | | |4 | | | | | W | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | W | | |3 | | | | | | Kn | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | P | B | | | | P | P | P |2 | W | W | | | | W | W | W | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | R | | | Q | K | | | R |1 | W | | | W | W | | | W | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| A B C D E F G H SQUEAK.Posted 4 years ago # -
B6
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Nc3
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. SJSinNYC _________________________________________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | B | | B | B | B | B | | B |8 | R | | B | Q | K | B | | R | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | B | B | | B | | B | B | B |7 | P | P | | Kn | | P | P | P | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | B | | | | | |6 | | | P | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |5 | | | | | | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | P | | | |4 | | | | | W | | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | | | Kn | | | Kn | | |3 | | | W | | | W | | | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | P | B | | | | P | P | P |2 | W | W | | | | W | W | W | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| | | | | | | | | | | R | | | Q | K | | | R |1 | W | | | W | W | | | W | |_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______|_______| A B C D E F G H SQUEAKPosted 4 years ago # -
hey I think we have a new artist in the house!
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Squeak, I moved B6 not C6. Did you just draw it wrong? If you read it wrong, do you want to change yourmove? I'll wait for your response before moving.
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Oops. I did think that you had moved to c6, threatening my knight. But you clearly didn't. I don't see why I should be allowed to take back a move for my blunder. It's your move.
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awwwwwww, squeak is such an honest fellow! :-)
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Squeak, its hard playing a game this way, so you can change if you want. its up to you.
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check mate, check mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is like when I hold open the door for someone (not an eisha, chas vesholom), and the person insists "After you". No, doink, it's After YOU since I am the one who is holding the door. We could just sit for hours saying "No, you first" "No I insist" etc.
Please just make your move. I wouldn't want to be thought of as something other than an honest fellow ;-)
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