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    👑RebYidd23
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    There are some things in life that unite all real men. It doesn’t matter how tall or short you are, or how old or young. It doesn’t matter how many years you went to school, or what you do for a living. What matters is the number of stripes on your backyard pet.
    Zebras, it can be argued, also have a number of stripes. However, while zebras have stripes in their own right, the stripes are not of the quality and sheer ferociousness found on a tiger. Also, zebras come in only one color option, but tigers are available in two. Therefore, a zebra is not a suitable substitute for a big cat.
    Tigers are fierce. No longer will your backyard be plagued with deer who only want to eat your flowers and apples. Tigers are carnivores that will leave your plants intact and will instead feast upon the creatures that come to destroy your garden.
    You call them dangerous. That is indeed true. But danger is your middle name. If not, go change it. Take risks. Live life. Don’t be the man who lives to be a hundred and dies regretting only that he never took chances, always erred on the safe side, never knowing the joy of having a tiger as a pet. Take the leap. Invite a tiger into your life.
    Financial concerns may also present themselves, but you can easily charge a fee of admission into your home for visitors to look upon your majestic tiger. People may feel jealous when they see that you have been blessed with the presence of a tiger, but you can offer to make their backyard home to a cub, for a small fee that will cover your rent. When your neighbors become afraid for their lives, you can purchase their homes from them for a low price and raise yet more tigers. This makes tigers a sound financial decision.
    In conclusion, though few American families currently have tigers as backyard pets, they are the most striped of all the big cats and therefore the greatest of all pets. A real man will always have a tiger as his pet, and a lack of tigers means a lack of manliness.

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    👑RebYidd23
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    What’s your favorite fully abstract painting of a tiger?

    #1303935
    Meno
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    This:

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    #1303967
    Meno
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    Actually I like this one a bit better:

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    #1304096
    👑RebYidd23
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    I believe that at its essence, despite claims that state otherwise, Pat Steir’s Sixteen Waterfalls of Dreams, Memories, and Sentiment is about a tiger. The stark contrast of the grays is evocative of a tiger’s deep, magnificent roar against its bright coat.

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    Meno
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    Meno’s untitled.png is definitely about a tiger

    #1304418
    👑RebYidd23
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    Meno definitely has an artistic vision and a promising understanding of the nature of the majestic tiger. However, that second image is a bit disappointing. In the first image, the weight of the sleek gray figure is perfectly balanced with the rest of the image, while the second image lacks focus.

    #1304464
    Meno
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    But the second image is much more dimensionally balanced.

    Kind of like a robot tiger.

    #1304469
    👑RebYidd23
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    I suppose it is true that each tiger has its own unique personality.

    #1377673
    👑RebYidd23
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    If your cleaning lady asks for a raise, you can point out that your tiger never asked for a raise, and tigers are perfection.

    #1378826
    👑RebYidd23
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    On the other hand, she has more right to a raise than most if she is brave enough to keep on working for you when you have a tiger.

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