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  • #1163659
    yossi z.
    Member

    Those of you who THINK you know everything are annoying to those of us who do

    #1163660
    GumBall
    Member

    If theirs a will i wanna be in it…!!!! LOL

    #1163661
    TheGoq
    Participant

    well gumball my high school rebbe had a different take

    he said where theres a will theres relatives!

    #1163662
    GumBall
    Member

    The Goq-LOL!!

    #1163663

    “My gun has killed less people then Ted Kennedy’s car”

    #1163664
    sternberger
    Member

    barack, im ba-roke

    #1163665

    don’t bother honking

    im deaf & blind lol

    #1163666

    Meat : THe diseased and rotting flesh of a dead animal.

    #1163667
    MDG
    Participant

    I want to die in sleep like grandpa.

    And not like his screaming passengers.

    #1163668
    AinOhdMilvado
    Participant

    Guns don’t Kill People.

    Drivers Texting Kill People!


    Smoking Cures Cancer!

    #1163669
    AinOhdMilvado
    Participant

    I got a 9mm handgun for my wife.

    Pretty good trade – huh?

    #1163670

    see you later, overtaker, i’m an undertaker

    #1163671

    Has anyone seen a bumper sticker that say “I had a blast at camp govoah during hurricane irene” GO GOVOAH!!! check out videos on youtube just type in camp govoah or call 917-734-4495

    #1163672
    real-brisker
    Member

    govoah – Am I smelling free adverisement?

    #1163673
    realtalk
    Member

    Obama, keep your change and give us back our money

    my kids drive me crazy, i drive them everywhere else

    #1163675
    real-brisker
    Member

    MODS – I am not sure why you are allowing free advertising here.

    #1163677
    ursketching
    Member

    some people are like clouds- when they disappear its a brighter day

    #1163678

    Why is it that whenever I’m reading an old thread it gets bumped?!

    #1163679
    🍫Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    That would be a pretty funny bump-er sticker

    #1163680

    Save your money: someday it might be worth something

    #1163681
    Showjoe
    Member

    watch out! i’m late for drivers ed!

    #1163682
    yitayningwut
    Participant

    Save a cow – eat a vegetarian.

    #1163683
    ursketching
    Member

    sometimes i wake up grumpy, other times i let him sleep

    #1163684
    Chacham
    Participant

    PETA=People Eat Tasty Animals

    #1163685

    That would be a pretty funny bump-er sticker

    #1163686
    ursketching
    Member

    take my advice-i dont use it anyway

    #1163687
    Chortkov
    Participant

    “No illegal immigrants left in this vehicle overnight” — at the back of a banged up dirty van that could have been imported from anywhere…

    #1163688
    ursketching
    Member

    who says nothing is impossible? i’ve been doing it my whole life

    #1163689
    Burnt Steak
    Participant

    some good ones

    The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG it Happened.

    #1163690
    ursketching
    Member

    i’m in shape-round iS A shape.

    #1163692
    funnybone
    Participant

    I’ve used all my sick days…so I called in dead!

    #1163693

    You keep the GUNS, You keep the FREEDOM, You keep the MONEY, I’ll keep the CHANGE

    #1163694
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    “You’re a feminist? Isn’t that precious!”

    “The closer you get, the slower I drive”

    #1163695
    Z-ZONE
    Member

    i ran out of sick days so i called in dead

    #1163696
    ursketching
    Member

    money isn’t everything. theres mastercard and visa

    #1163697
    knaker
    Participant

    A good friend is sorry he got you into jail, a real friend is sitting next to you saying ‘darn, that was fun!’

    edited

    #1163698
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    My other bumper sticker is funny.

    #1163699

    1. honk if parts fall off.

    2. if practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect why practice?

    I love funny bumper stickers.

    #1163700
    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Not a bumper sticker but a baby’s bib:

    Supper is on me!

    SiDi™

    #1163701
    yehudayona
    Participant

    I’m not a nag, I’m a motivational speaker.

    #1163702
    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice

    I’ll kill for A Nobel Peace Prize

    I can handle pain until it hurts

    IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have

    If you don’t like the news, go out and make some

    Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

    A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

    SiDi™

    #1163703
    cozimjewish
    Member

    -This is a stupid yellow sign.

    -Who CARES who’s on board?!

    #1163704
    no nonsense
    Participant

    I am retired. I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

    #1163705
    nachumberg
    Participant

    If Your Following Me We’re Both Lost

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