Jax, make sure I dont walk anywhere near your house in the next few weeks. Or at least remind me to bring along a towel. ;)
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Funny Shidduch Stories
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Posted 6 years ago #
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Jax, you're so nasty! It's not funny AT ALL!
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Mepal I agree that it's NOT funny at all. My friend once told me that she was on a date in a park and it was a really nice day, but then dark gray clouds came out and BOOM it started pouring. Luckily, they were able to run under an awning at the entrance of the park but my friend and her date still got wet. He then told her to wait, while he brings the car closer. So he brings the car closer, and then starts looking in the car for an umbrella, but he couldn't find one. So my friend decides to RUN to the car. Of course her hair gets all wet and all the hard work before the date of blowing and ironing her hair went down the drain!! (fyi, she was meeting his mother later on...with frizz and all!) For all those curious, no they did not get married.
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Oh man alive! That is SO upsetting! Anyone got any good tips on what to do if heaven forbid you find yourself in a similiar situation? Always better to be forearmed....
Posted 6 years ago # -
Mepal, advice: Just grin and bear it, keep calm cool and collected! It's not really the end of the world. Your Bashert will like you no matter if your hair is frizzy and wet!
Posted 6 years ago # -
Mepal, I think you meant to write "Always better to be foreWARNED...." Instead of "Always better to be foreARMED...."
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Chatty, I AM forewarned! now I gotta be forearmed! And btw, it would be quite hard to just grin and bear it if you're stuck in such a situation. I'd be mortified. I just read a horror dating story of a guy that took the girl boating. When it was time to bring the boat back to the doc, they had to row against the current since the wind was blowing in the opposite direction. The boy decides to just doc on the side of the lake and let the company deal with the missing boat. He docs, tells the girl to go out and she steps straight into knee deep mud. Long story how they got OUT of their predicament, but it was pretty pathetic!
Posted 6 years ago # -
Mepal, actually now that I'm thinking about it foreARMED makes sense - to always make sure to have in your ARMS an Umbrella...JUST IN CASE! :)
Posted 6 years ago # -
Mepal, mchemtob said that story about the lake way back so we read what happens at the end
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chatty, right. Take along an umbrella on every date. At least you'll have what to talk about!
shaatra, thanks for pointing that out. I had no time to finish up the story so whoever doesnt know the end could go back and check.Posted 6 years ago # -
LOL! Mepal, you made me crack up! Well they always say, that if you have nothing to talk about, you can always talk about the weather! ;)
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...or that umbrella you're holding on the sunniest day of the year for that matter!
Posted 6 years ago # -
kapusta: i think i still have that cool water gun in my basement! it only comes out on the 9days though! so your in the clear for some time still! ;)
mepal: i meant funny in a nebach/poor girl way!Posted 6 years ago # -
Disclaimer - I found this on a blog, and wanted to share it ;)
The guy was on the F riding home from yeshiva when he noticed a young lady. Perhaps “noticed” is an understatement. She exploded in his consciousness like a revelation: he knew she was the one for him.
So when she got off the train, he did the natural and expected thing – he immediately followed her. He also followed her out of the station, down the block, and all the way home. He did not, I am glad to report, follow her into her house. Instead, he hung around outside uncertainly for about an hour before screwing his courage to the sticking point and ringing her doorbell. He introduced himself and explained why he was there. If she did not react in the manner he expected, it was only because he had exceedingly unrealistic expectations. In truth, her reaction displayed intelligence and perspicacity. She closed the door in his face.
His reaction finally caught up with hers, and instead of ringing the bell or camping on her doorstep, he went home, tracked her down, and got himself redt to her.
They’ve been married 30 years.
Then there’s the one about the seminary Girl taking her first bus ride to Geula. She didn’t really understand what the driver was saying about kartis and kartisiya and all that stuff. Luckily, a Bochur recognized her distress, stepped in, and saved her. He got her the right ticket, explained the difference, and she gratefully—and somewhat embarrassedly—retired to the back of the bus.
Our Girl got off in Geula and headed to a sefarim store to buy some books. One of the sefarim she needed was on a top shelf and she couldn’t reach it. Suddenly, who should loom up behind her but her Bochur in shining armor, also buying sefarim, but happy to help her out by reaching up and… pulling the entire shelf down on their mutual heads.
Utterly embarrassed, the Girl fled the scene.
They’ve also been married 30 years and live in Monsey.
Then there were the unfortunate yeshiva Guy and seminary Girl stuck next to each other on a flight from Israel. They sat carefully gazing forward the entire flight, never making eye contact, and always behaving in the most decorous of manners. Both were no doubt relieved when the flight ended and their row dispersed to the luggage pickup, never to see each other again.
Except everyone’s luggage came out, went round and round, and soon only two people were left staring in dismay at the empty carousel. Guy and Girl. Carefully avoiding each other’s gazes, they made their individual ways to the claims counter, a careful few feet apart. Girl waited patiently behind Guy as he explained that his luggage was no-show. Then she stepped forward and explained that her luggage was also AWOL. The guy behind the counter looked at her in confusion. “Aren’t you two together?” he asked. Guy looked at Girl; Girl looked at Guy. They burst out laughing.
They’re also married.
While I was warming a Friend’s couch this past Shobbos afternoon, Friend’s parents arrived home from a social gathering in which someone had told the following story about a general acquaintance: A Young Man took the train to work every day, and on this trip he frequently found himself in the same subway car as two eligible young ladies, also on their way to work. After overhearing their conversations and noting their bearings and behavior, he concluded that they were charming and wonderful and just the right sort of girls for him and his Best Buddy.
Young Man dialed Best Buddy and said, “There are these two great girls I see on the train every morning. I think they’re perfect for us. I’ll take the Pretty One, and you can have the Other.” Well, he fenangled the dates somehow. Young Man and the Pretty One didn’t quite hit it off, but Best Buddy and the Other went smashing well.
They’re married.
Goes to show you - when it's meant to happen, it happens!
Posted 6 years ago # -
WOW! AWESOME! OUTRAGIOUS! HISTERICAL! HILARIOUS!
POY!POY!POY!
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time- unbelievable! Unbelievable!!!Posted 6 years ago # -
CO, ROTFLMKO!! Keep those stories coming!
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CrashOverride: wow those were AMAZING ones! laughed all the way through reading them!
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on her first date the girl being very nervous forgets the name of her shiduch. while they chatting and things have calmed down she decides she need to find out his name but it would look rude if she asked his name directly.So she asks him "so just tell me again how do you spell your name?'". She was so embarrased when he spelt out very slowly Y O N I.
(the above story is made up ;)
Posted 6 years ago # -
Hello,
Dr. Pepper here filling in for my husband, Dr. Pepper.This happened to my friend many years ago.
Her date took her for a long walk on a hot day. He told her that when they reach the end of the trail he's going to buy her an ice cream. When they reached a street vendor and he asked for two ice creams he realized that it would be cheaper to walk to the super market and buy a box of 6. So they went to the supermarket and bought a box instead.
After they each ate one he didn't know what to do with the other 4, so on the hike back he asked her to hold the box while he ate the remainders.
They did not get married (she's a nutritionist).
Posted 6 years ago # -
2 josephs, and now 2 Dr. Peppers. At least you two are easier on the kishkes.
Posted 6 years ago # -
what two josephs??? i think i missed something somewhere....
nice to meet you dr (mrs) pepper. that story is quite funny. what was going through his head there?Posted 6 years ago # -
HILARIOUS, Mrs. Pepper!
Posted 6 years ago # -
hi, dr. pepper
hey you can join as dr pepper without the dot & confuse us even more if you want ;)Posted 6 years ago # -
Actually there are three if you include my father-in-law.
If I had to guess one thing that was going through his head I'd guess brain-freeze. LOL
Posted 6 years ago # -
=) you crack me up dr. (mrs) pepper, married to dr. (junior) pepper who is son of dr pepper senior. can't you get a free lifetime supply of dr pepper for this ad campaign for them>???
Posted 6 years ago # -
Mrs. Dr. Pepper: great story! wow so many Docs here! send your hubby my best regards!
Posted 6 years ago # -
Thanks everyone for the warm welcome.
A friend and I had the wedding of another friend one night and I had wanted to get a ride there with her. I like totally forgot that she was on a date and was going to have her date drop her off there after the date. I kept on calling her cell phone over and over again because she wouldn't answer. I finally realized and was like OMG why didn't she turn it off before hand?
She didn't marry the guy, but I did!
(It's a funny story how we figured it out :) I'll try to post it sometime.)Posted 6 years ago # -
oh my!
Posted 6 years ago # -
Mrs. Dr. Pepper - great stories, and let me add my hello to everyone else's.
Posted 6 years ago # -
Dr. Pepper: really funny one! now continue please!
Posted 6 years ago # -
Dr. Pepper: really funny one! now continue please!
Posted 6 years ago # -
Sorry it took so long to respond but the story is part of a much longer story that I didn’t want to deprive anyone of.
Most of the people I dated were nice people but we were just not meant for each other. There was one wacky person though…
The shadchan calls and says that she has this great guy for me from a nice family. He’s handsome, smart, learns in Yeshiva and attends college but is not a typical Yeshiva Bochur. What do you mean by “not typical”? “Give it a try and you’ll see.”
In the first phone call the guy seems pretty normal except that he seems to have a street map of the U.S. in his head. O.K. to each his own. We make up to meet on Sunday at 3:30 and he ends the phone call by saying “you sound like a really nice person; I can’t wait to meet you”. I was already starting to feel good about this one.
Sunday 3:30 on the dot the doorbell rings. Can’t be him- what guy comes on time? But I look into the monitor on the intercom and sure enough he’s standing there chewing his cud LOL (or possibly his tongue) and I decided right then and there that after he lets out the first “moo” I’m just going to run home, I don’t care.
When I opened the door this huge smile appeared on his face and he said “it’s so nice to meet you in person”. He seemed so nice and caring that I totally forgot about what just happened. We get in the car, he takes us to a park and we went for a walk. He seemed very serious but we were having a great conversation and I was enjoying myself. Eventually I asked him if we could sit down since my feet were hurting. Oh my I was not expecting his response. “I’m so sorry to hear that you’re not comfortable, let’s get drinks from the soda machine over there and sit sown on that bench.” It was like so sweet and caring of him.
So we sit down on the bench with our drinks and he starts telling me about his shoes, how comfortable they are to walk in, where he got it from and how he almost didn’t buy it because he couldn’t make it any bigger. “HUH?” I had no idea what he was talking about. Eventually he explained. “You know those while tissue papers they put in shoes so you could adjust them to fit perfectly? Well I had to remove all of that stuff before the shoe would fit. The salesman convinced me to buy it anyway since my feet will probably not grow in the next 6 to 12 months”. And oh my he’s saying this in all seriousness. I had to bite my tongue so hard to avoid laughing my head off. I was like so tempted to ask him to take them off so I could see the insides (really I was curious to know if he also has split hooves LOL), but then he wouldn’t be able to say borei nefashos.
After sometime I asked him if he knows where the closest restroom is. “Oy, I’m so sorry that you feel uncomfortable again, I’m doing such a lousy job at being a gentleman…” and I was thinking “just shut up and get me to a bathroom as soon as possible”. We walk back to the car and he says that he’ll take me to the nearest Home Depot and I could use their restroom. “Uh, can you explain exactly how and why you know where the closest Home Depot is?” I should have known better than to ask. In all seriousness he answers, “Yeah, I’ve gone out with too many girls who were missing some screws so I always make sure to know where the closest Home Depot is.”
At Home Depot he takes me to the “Kitchen and Bath” aisle, points to a row of porcelain fixtures and tells me to pick my favorite one. “Oh, and when you’re done I’ll be in the coral looking at power tools.” Oh my poor tongue, I had to bite it again so hard cuz I knew that once I started laughing I’d laugh so hard I wouldn’t need the bathroom anymore.
When I was done I went to the tools coral to look for him. He’s talking to a sales associate explaining to him that he needs a portable car jump starter that has a 12V socket because his phone died and he’s on a date and he needs to call his mother in an hour to let her know that he’s ok. “Right, so you’re going to walk around on a date holding a car charger in one hand attached to a cell phone car charger which is giving juice to your cell phone which is in your other hand.” “Yes, that’s correct and it has to be Black and Decker”. Lucky for me the salesman explained that the charger needs to be charged for 24 hours before it can be used. “Why don’t you just use a payphone?” the salesman asked. “You just don’t call your mother from a payphone on a date, it’s just not the way it’s done.”
Back in the car on the way back to the park I asked why it was so important for it to be Black and Decker. “Oh, it reminds me of an old flame from Maryland. Black and Decker tools are black and orange like the Oriole Bird which is the state bird of Maryland”. It was my fault, I should have known better than to ask.
The rest of the date went great though, we unbelievably had a nice conversation and I really respected him. When we pulled up in front of my house and he walked me to the door he said, “I really had a pleasant afternoon, and I enjoyed spending it in your company. Thank you for coming along and I hope you have a good night.” It’s hard to understand but as soon as I closed the door I missed him already and couldn’t wait to see him again. From the way his face looked in the monitor it also looked like he missed me. I didn’t want to give up so fast so I agreed to go out again.
Over the phone we made up to go out the next Sunday also at 3:30, but this time it would be different since my whole family was going to be home. 10 minutes before the date I shooed all my younger siblings down to the basement and warned them about coming out before one of my parents gave the all clear signal. I also promised them the cake which was set up on the table but no guy ever touches. My parents planned to escort the two of us out the door as soon as possible since one of the bathrooms was clogged and they were expecting the plumber.
3:30 on the dot the bell rings. My father opens the door and the guy comes in and starts talking to my parents (this is the first time they ever met). After a few minutes one of my little siblings peaks out from the basement door and says to us “do you mind leaving already we want to come out?”, another one says “come on, I’m so hungry can we have the cake and soda already?”, then they all came upstairs and started running around and helping themselves. Another one asked the guy if he knows how to fix clogged bathrooms and he offered to take a look. My parents were mortified and told him that the plumber is on the way so he shouldn’t bother. He took a look anyway and said, “if you have a heavy duty plunger I could do it for you”. From the look on his face I could tell that he didn’t realize what he was saying while he said it. The whole house was quiet until one brother said “we only have regualr ones” and ran to get one. The guy said he was able to do it and in two or three plunges the clog was gone.
When we left the house he promised that he didn’t mean it that way. Later on I said something which was also taken the wrong way and we called a truce (I’ll get to that later on).
He took me for a long walk through the park; luckily I brought good walking shoes LOL. After like an hour or two or so he asked if I wanted to go out for supper which I readily agreed to, I just had to see his table manners. We were so far from the car that we decided to take the subway to a restaurant near the car. The subway comes and it’s jammed packed so after I squashed in he stood as close to the door as possible so we could be shomer negiah. After the next stop I noticed that he was standing tall like a soldier, looked very nervous and was starting to sweat. “Is everything ok? Do you want to take off your hat and jacket?” I asked. “I would if I could. Do you know if there is another express stop before our stop? The flap from my jacket got caught in the door and all the stops so far are on the other side.” Oh my and here I thought that stories like this are made up and it’s actually happening with me! The guy took off his jacket and slowly pulled it free.
At the restaurant we actually had a nice pleasant meal and conversation that I enjoyed very much until the waitress came with the check and he motioned for her to give it to me. I was safe since I didn’t have any money on me anyway but when the waitress left I asked him why he did that. He actually had a good answer; he explained that he didn’t feel it was tznius to give a good tip to a (female) waitress so he gave me his card asked me to take care of the transaction. I was also so like impressed when he went over to the waitress on the way out to thank her saying that we really enjoyed our visit. He also asked the waitress to tell the chef that we enjoyed the food. He should have asked me first if I liked the food before saying “we” LOL but I thought it was very caring of him to actually take the time to thank everyone.
When he dropped me off I couldn’t wait to see him again and apparently he felt the same way.
He was supposed to call me 2 days later but I like totally forgot. The fuse blew in the house and I went to a friend since I couldn’t figure out how to reset it. Then my cell phone rang and Oh my, it’s him. I was surprised since I never gave my cell phone number to guys for obvious reasons but somehow he got it. I apologized for not being home and explained that the fuse blew and I tried pushing it back to “on” but it wouldn’t stay. He explained to me that first it has to be moved to the “off” position to reset it and then it can be moved to the “on” position. He tried explaining to me why a fuse blows and why it has to be reset in that manner but I’ll spare you the details.
Soon my battery started to die (and I left my Black and Decker car starter at home LOL) so I asked him if he wants to call back on my friends private line and I asked my friend if I can talk in her room privately. I told him to call me at 555-1234.
“Uh, Chani?”
“yeah”
“can you do me a favor?”
“sure, what?”
“can you make sure Zippora doesn’t answer the phone”
Oh my I couldn’t take it anymore! I was like ROTFLMKO. After I hung up Zippora wanted to know what happened and she guessed that it was “that Pepper guy” since it couldn’t be any one else she went out with.When he called me back I decided to see once and for all if he had a sense of humor or not. I told him that if he remembers the exact date he went out with her then I’ll read him from her diary what she wrote about him (she didn’t put in names only that she had a date). He remembered the date and we were both laughing so hard at what she wrote, it was like so funny. The next entry was about Miriams wedding later on that day and I was like oh my that was you! I wanted to get a ride with her to the wedding and I totally forgot that she was on a date and I kept on calling her cell over and over. He remembered the story, he told me that each time it rang she was sooo embarrassed until she finally built up enough courage to ask him if she could take it out of her pocket book and turn it off.
Before he hung up he mentioned that he was getting nervous that I had no sense of humor, “in our first two dates you didn’t even crack the slightest smile at any of my jokes, but I’m glad to see we could laugh together”. oh my those were all jokes, he said them all with a straight face, how was I supposed to know?
I was really looking forward to the next date now that I thought I knew him better. Over dinner he tells me that he wants to show me something as he put his hand in his jacket pocket. I was secretly hoping it would be something innocent like a family picture as opposed to his favorite graphing calculator, but it was neither.
“Uh, what is that little black box?’
“Oh, it’s a circuit breaker, I wanted to show you what the inside looks like, I thought you might get a better understanding of why it trips and why it has to be reset in a certain manner. Now as you can see, there are no screws, it’s held together by rivets which I drilled out at home because I didn’t want to get metal shavings all over our food…”
“Did you use your Black and Decker drill?” I just had to ask that. We both cracked up and really began to hit it off well.When the waiter came with the bill he took it this time but he had a perplexed look on his face. The receipt said not to include the tip on the credit card.
“Right, so what’s the problem?”
“You know, this is New York, someone else can take the tip off the table”
“Don’t worry it’s not going to happen, but if you’re concerned, leave it under one of the plates and the waiter will find it when he cleans up”.
So he left it under one of the plates and went to thank the waiter for the wonderful service. After we left he had this horrible thought that someone might have seen him hide the tip under a plate and will snatch it before the waiter gets it, so we stood by the window watching until the waiter took it. (Sometimes I just wonder?)To spare everyone from the rest of the details- we eventually got engaged.
The first Shabbos after we got engaged I came by for the Friday Night meal. Before the meal he cautioned me about his twin. He might not talk to you or even acknowledge you since he is very Yeshivish so don’t be offended, besides, he’s currently seriously dating a girl (who he ended up marrying) so if he seems like he’s in his own world please don’t disturb his pasture.
During the meal his twin left the table and returned a few minutes later. When he came back everyone was frantically trying to get his attention but to no avail, my chosson leaned over to whisper something to him and the table fell silent. Then to break the silence his mother asked me if I thought that my chosson was just like his twin. “Well, I didn’t see enough of him yet.” the whole place was in an uproar. His father quickly picked up a Chumash and covered his face. His mother, who a few minutes ago wasn’t even pregnant suddenly was having labor pains and ran into the kitchen. His twin was still pasturing somewhere else. My chosson just told me that he’ll explain later. Then from the siblings that can usually pass off as normal without putting in too much effort, the sister who was drinking Cherry Coke sprayed it across the table while another one went to help her mother breathe. I can’t even remember everyone elses reaction.
After the meal I asked my chosson what was so funny and let's leave it at: we made a truce that if he never bring up this story again I’ll never remind him about the plunger.
It’s been along time that we’ve been married and I have no regrets. The only thing that gets me nervous is that some of the kids have his sense of humor. But whenever I walk into the room to get the baby and she gives me that same huge smile my husband gave me the first time we met I realize that it is all worth it.
Posted 6 years ago # -
I typed up a whole long post but t got lost somewhere. Could it have been too long?
Well anyway, hee's the par referring to that story:
The guy was supposed to call me but I like totally forgot. The fuse blew in the house and I went to a friend since I couldn’t figure out how to reset it. Then my cell phone rang and OMG, it’s him. I was surprised since I never gave my cell phone number to guys for obvious reasons but somehow he got it. I apologized for not being home and explained that the fuse blew and I tried pushing it back to “on” but it wouldn’t stay. He explained to me that first it has to be moved to the “off” position to reset it and then it can be moved to the “on” position. He tried explaining to me why a fuse blows and why it has to be reset in that manner but I’ll spare you the details.
Soon my battery started to die so I asked him if he wants to call back on my friends private line and I asked my friend if I can talk in her room privately. I told him to call me at 555-1234.
“Uh, Chani?”
“yeah”
“can you do me a favor?”
“sure, what?”
“can you make sure Zippora doesn’t answer the phone”
OMG I couldn’t take it anymore! I was like ROTFLMKO. After I hung up Zippora wanted to know what happened and she guessed that it was “that Pepper guy” since it couldn’t be any one else she went out with.When he called me back I decided to see if he had a sense of humor or not. I told him that if he remembers the exact date he went out with her then I’ll read him from her diary what she wrote about him (she didn’t put in names only that she had a date). He remembered the date and we were both laughing so hard at what she wrote, it was like so funny. The next entry was about Miriams wedding later on that day and I was like OMG that was you! I wanted to get a ride with her to the wedding and I totally forgot that she was on a date and I kept on calling her cell over and over. He remembered the story, he told me that each time it rang she was sooo embarrassed until she finally built up enough courage to ask him if she could take it out of her pocket book and turn it off.
Posted 6 years ago # -
Mrs. Dr. Pepper, if you don't mind me doing a little editing, I will post the long version...
Posted 6 years ago # -
Mr. Moderator-
I really don't mind if you do any editing.Thanks and have a Gut Shabbos.
Posted 6 years ago # -
Mrs. Dr. Pepper: nice one! ha!
Posted 6 years ago # -
omg-thats a funny story
do you still laugh about the storyt with dr pepper?mod-please edit it so i ca read the full story-im in suspense the entire shabbos already!!
Posted 6 years ago # -
Oh MY!! it took everything not to laugh! i think i can breathe now...
Posted 6 years ago # -
Thanks Mr. Mod for the trouble you went through to edit the post. I apologize if some of the language was below par (maybe my clients/ patients are getting to me?).
For those who didn't see it the long post is the second to last one on the previous page, right before the short one.
I just have some questions for you Mr. Mod;
1. Can you put the changes in bold so other readers can know where to use their imagination?
2. Did you find those edited parts funny?
3. Can the Mod Board use the original version when choosing the Post Of The Year?Thanks again
Posted 6 years ago # -
the story about bro suggested for sister is true it is my sis-in-law bro and sis, but she didnt marry someone with same name, that is her sister who married my brother
Posted 6 years ago # -
CHANI----
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
What did you write about me?
"Chewing his cud"?
I thought we had a truce about the plunger story. That story at the end about Dovid- at least you ended it at "and let's leave it at".I'll still open the car door for you but you just lost window privileges.
J/K- Can't wait to see you.
Posted 6 years ago # -
that is funny, two of my cousins (bro and sis to each other) were suggested to each other also
Posted 6 years ago # -
Hey ames I said that first!! :)
Posted 6 years ago # -
i'm with y'all! the Peppers are cute!
ames: will Mr. Ames ever make a CR appearance?! we gatta meet the guy already, it's time!Posted 6 years ago # -
I met him!! He's funny
Posted 6 years ago # -
ames: how odd, imaginary friends are so much fun! ;)
Posted 6 years ago # -
Ames: when u came to my house for bbq, DUH!!!!!!
Posted 6 years ago # -
That's insulting :(
Posted 6 years ago # -
A little background to the story first.
I'm driving with my mother in an old jalopy when the radiator starts leaking. Mom is all nervous that we're going to get a ticket for illegal disposal of a toxic chemical (the anti freeze), so I pulled into a parking lot and parked in a spot where the front of the car was over the grassy part of a cement island.I repeated the story on a date and the girl asked "but didn't it ruin the grass?"
"Actually not", I responded sarcastically, "it made the grass even greener than it was before!".
"Oh, that's very interesting, I would have thought that the chemicals would kill the grass."We ended up getting married but only after I told her I was going to take care of the yard (and oil changes).
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