Dr. Pepper! so good to hear from you again!
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Funny Shidduch Stories
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Posted 3 months ago #
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For those who go 2 the Brklyn Marriot:
I went pass the building in the main lane (not service lane) to look for parking. little did i know the next available was the bridge so I had to turn illegally when there was a cop looking 2!
i said phew & my date laughed but little embarrassing. i couldn't afford 20 min back & forth on the bridge (yea like that will work 4 cops..) lol
Posted 3 months ago # -
Dr. Pepper- Do you only post on this thread??
Posted 3 months ago # -
yungerman1-
I have ventured into other threads with horrible consequences. When I wished SJSinNYC a mazel tov on the birth of her daughter I must have said something that offended her since she hasn't been seen since. (At least not on YWN.)
More recently whenever I comment on a thread about Joseph the thread is either deleted or locked. I did comment on on the 4096th General Shmooze though.
Posted 3 months ago # -
Well Dr. Pepper, many of us love to hear from you! please comment more often!
Posted 3 months ago # -
'twasn't the 4096th GS. It was the 6th attempt at a 4th GS, hence 4 to the 6th power which is 4096. Its all there b'feirush in the thread.
but good to have you back anyway, Dr. Pepper. Please tell me you have more funny shidduch stories to share! You either had the wildest things happen to you on dates or you have an amazing imagination - either way, your stories are awesome and very much missed!
Posted 3 months ago # -
a couple friends go out to dinner to celebrate one of there engagements meanwhile for some reason one of the girls is looking for something in her pocketbook and lands up taking a few things out and putting it on the table one of the friends ask why she has pocket game boards in her pocketbook she said oh cuz i went on a date last night and when a date gets boaring i take out a game and offer the guy if u wants to play we all thought she was joking until we realized one of our other friends was chocking one her food till we got her to tell us what was so funny she said her choosed was telling her on one of the dates about all the crazy dates hes had and one of them was when a girl pulled out board games from her pocket book to play what a coinsodence she said till we realized that her friend dated her choosen how embarrising
Posted 3 months ago # -
charlie brown-
Actually I immediately recognized the number as 2^12.
I've posted all the stories I can think of (except for the ones that will get me banned R"L). If any new stories come up I'll post them, I'm not in yeshiva and B"H haven't dated in a long time so don't hold your breath.
Posted 3 months ago # -
So how do you anticipate new stories coming up, Doc?
Posted 3 months ago # -
Dr. Pepper,
So all those stories where really true? Wow!!!Oh well, they were great while they lasted and thanks for sharing them here.
Posted 3 months ago # -
Dr. Pepper,
So all those stories where really true? Wow!!!charlie brown:
Doc said "I've posted all the stories I can think of". Where did he say they were necessarily true?
Posted 3 months ago # -
englishman, lol.
Posted 3 months ago # -
charlie brown & Englishman-
The stories that I wrote about myself are true. The stories that I wrote about others I assume are true. If there was any reason to doubt the story I usually mentioned that.
Posted 3 months ago # -
Happened in Israel. Guy and girl going out for the first time. They're waiting by the bus stop when an arab comes up to them.
Arab: Are you hubby and wife?
Boy: Nope
Arab: what are you doing here?
Boy: Meeting
Arab:Are you gonna get engaged?Second Date:
In hotel lobby, boy goes to the bathroom. Older guy comes over and asks to sit down. Girl: someone's sitting there. Guy: Well there's enough room for me too. When boy returned:Lets have a party.NO there not married.
Posted 2 months ago # -
guy called 45 minutes before and asked if can come late, calls "im outside theres no parking" (i live on busy flatbush street but cmon!) and then looks uncombed and disheveled! eyes red from exhaustion and tells me was working on helping the tenants with some faulty stairs at a rental property his parents own! no time for a comb?! lol i was even asked the same questions over and over while we sat on date. real winner lol
Posted 2 months ago # -
i would post s/t but bh not in shidduchim yet... please revive this thread!!!!
Posted 3 weeks ago # -
Someone I know went out on her first date about 15 years ago--- they went to the Twin Towers to the observation deck. This guy takes her up, and is evidently enjoying himself enough that when she complains that she has a fear of heights, he REFUSES TO GO DOWN!!! She was wearing a flare skirt which was poofing in the wind and apparently keeping the skirt down luckily occupied enough of her energy that she was distracted at least a little from her phobia. They then went inside and got sodas, and when they finished them the guy ASKED IF THEY COULD GO BACK ON THE DECK. She refused.
They did NOT get married, obviously. That was the first and last date.
She went on another date--- they went to the Empire State building observation deck, she told him about the phobia, and he promptly took her back down and they went to Central Park instead.
They did end up getting married.Posted 3 weeks ago # -
That proves something important. Guys who are pushovers will end up with the damaged phobic girls. The guys who are leaders pick from better crop.
Posted 3 weeks ago #
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