Will you hear the bacteria screaming?
Do bacteria cry?
If you expose your skin to sunlight…
The moment you press the button to start the microwave, you know it was a mistake. You hear a high pitched scream so deep that you could drown in it. The sound surrounds you, and so does the guilt. You are responsible for the destruction of millions of bacteria. Only then does it dawn on you that bacteria have neither lungs nor larynxes. The scream is your own.
If we eat bacteria, good bacteria, then they can make families in our intestines, and live with great nachas.
RebYidd23: Your words were both frightening, and poetically gorgeous.
I tried it with my Mehadrin yogurt tonight and nothing happened.
We need more evidence.
Does anyone here work at a Pasteurization facility?
Pasteurized Yogurt is a tragedy in two words.