If you microwave OU-D yogurt.. .

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  • #1378399

    Lightbrite
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    Will you hear the bacteria screaming?

    Do bacteria cry?

    Thank you.

    #1378470

    If you expose your skin to sunlight…

    #1379201

    👑RebYidd23
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    The moment you press the button to start the microwave, you know it was a mistake. You hear a high pitched scream so deep that you could drown in it. The sound surrounds you, and so does the guilt. You are responsible for the destruction of millions of bacteria. Only then does it dawn on you that bacteria have neither lungs nor larynxes. The scream is your own.

    #1379221

    Lightbrite
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    If we eat bacteria, good bacteria, then they can make families in our intestines, and live with great nachas.

    #1379220

    Lightbrite
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    RebYidd23: Your words were both frightening, and poetically gorgeous.

    #1379829

    El Rushbo
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    I tried it with my Mehadrin yogurt tonight and nothing happened.

    #1379843

    Lol

    #1380588

    Lightbrite
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    We need more evidence.

    Does anyone here work at a Pasteurization facility?

    #1381240

    👑RebYidd23
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    Pasteurized Yogurt is a tragedy in two words.

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