i told you i don't know math. anything past multiplication and division is outta my league. maybe i can do real easy algebra... but that's it.
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thats more like computers
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ok, or computers. sorry i turn off when i see numbers. is it something i could learn really easily? i'll google it if i can. what should i google?
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Computers use binary, because their nature is to only recognize two states (on and off). Hence a language of 0 (off) and 1 (on) is perfect. However, it is a purely mathematical concept (bases and logarithms).
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well, yeah. but he was talking about learning it in school. i never heard of people learning binary in math class, only computers.
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"a positive attitude won't solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort" ;)
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I learned binary numbers in college; math and computers.
~a~
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i'm not arguing, but moish01 isn't in college. he's not there yet, so it wasn't relevant.
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''To promote laughter without joining in it greatly heightens the effect.''
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Jax- welcome to the CR! head over to the New Members thread to introduce yourself and get welcomed
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AOB: last I heard, neither were you :)
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kapusta: what does that have to do with anything??
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AOB: just commenting :)
anyone got any more quotes?
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kapusta: :( i'm regretting revealing this much already...
no hebrew font on my computer :(
"eizehu chacham? halomed mikol adam"Posted 6 years ago # -
"The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it"
-Norman SchwarzkopfPosted 6 years ago # -
jaymatt19: sometimes i really don't know, though
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maybe eizehu chacham halomed mikapusta (if anyone would translate that, you wouldnt want to know what it meant, something like whos smart? someone who learns from cabbage =)
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hey what happened to "haroeh es hanolad??"
an open book, where is that one from?
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If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
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pirkei avos 4:1
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thanks. i knew it sounded familiar and i even know the rest of the mishna, but it didn't work when i put it in the sifrei kodesh search item. weird.
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oh i figured out why. by "halomed mikol adam" eize hu is written as two word. by "haroeh es hanolad" it's witten eizehu - one word.
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One's dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but cannot be taken away unless it is surrendered.
A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.
Formula for success: Rise early, work hard, strike oil.
- J. Paul GettyIf you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
:)
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a queen always does, although I may be a better queen (and CR board member, and joke of the day gabbai) than most :)
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The best are not always the happiest, but the happiest are usually the best
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moish01: not where i looked it up. maybe there are various spellings.
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Don't worry about what you dont have, just be happy you don't get what you deserve"
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aussieboy, nice! I like this one a lot.
~a~
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ames, yiddish? from you?
ok, this went something like this (I might be improvising a little)
you spend the first 40 years of your life worrying what everyone else thinks of you, then you spend the rest of it realizing that no one was interested
:)
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For people turning 50.
Better to be over the hill then 6 feet under it. :)
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"anything worth doing is worth doing well"
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aussieboy, lol!!!
~a~
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aussieboy I just saw that before, I like! :)
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"For the first 5 years of our life, parents teach us 2 walk and talk. Then for the next 5 years they tell us 2 sit down and shut up."
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good one, teen
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Next 50 years, not 5
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aussieboy LOL!
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To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
- George W. BushPosted 6 years ago # -
i wish i had a hebrew font! anyway
"even a fool, when he keeps silent, will be thought of as wise"
(it's translation of a pasuk)Posted 6 years ago # -
an open book, go to hebrewbooksonlione.org, type into their hebrew keyboard, and copy and paste the hebrew into here.
My wife saw this good quote today on aish.com- Pain is mandatory. Suffering is optional.Posted 6 years ago # -
yes, moish, I agree to that one, and anything that can't be done well, shouldn't be done at all. Right?
~a~
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
~a~
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life is tough, but its tougher if you're stupid :)
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jothar and anonymisss both great ones!!! :)
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dont run from your problems; you dont solve them, you just get out of breath :)
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jothar: thanks. i'll try that.
kapusta: i like it :)Posted 6 years ago # -
"Some people look for the state of happiness, not realizing happiness is a state of mind."
"Prior preperation prevents poor peformance."
"Your bad planning is not my emergency."Posted 6 years ago # -
nice ones. especially the 1st :)
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here is a nice one:
"You're always safer with a sefer"
-Rav Nesanal Quinn Zatzal-
Menahel of Mesivta Torah VodaathPosted 6 years ago # -
Blogging: Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.
Apathy: If we don't take care of the customer,maybe they'll stop bugging us.
Bitterness: Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there's nothing the world loves more than the taste of really sweet dreams.
Blame: The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Cluelessness: There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
Compromise: Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
Despair: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
Futility: You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.
Government: If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
Indifference: It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Stupidity: Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
And finally, for my friends across the pond....
Whining: If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.
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