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  1. moish01
    Member

    awesome, squeak. i'm busy memorizing a nice handful of them...

    Posted 6 years ago #
  2. kapusta
    CR Queen - “Best of luck. Avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”

    squeak, all good ones! :)

    Posted 6 years ago #
  3. an open book
    Member

    :)

    Posted 6 years ago #
  4. squeak
    Makes smalltalk with the two most sandy ectoplasmic beings on Earth (not to mention the Man on the Moon).

    It was not meant to be inspiring. Those quotes follow this mission statement that I have come to agree with:

    The War Against Motivation Continues

    For over two decades, the multi-billion dollar motivation industry has unleashed untold suffering upon the workplaces, schools and civil institutions of the world - in the insidious form of the motivational poster. By the millions they have been sold and displayed - these dark instruments of corporate propaganda. While promising to stimulate "Hope", "Success" and "Teamwork", instead these tools of coercion and intimidation have inspired only grief, anger and nausea.

    Pessimism. Mediocrity. Failure. Despite the considerable efforts of the motivation industry, each remains an inevitable part of our daily lives. Why, then, do we continue trying to fight them with motivational books, speakers, and posters?

    We believe that such products only perpetuate the cycle of unuhappiness by raising expectations higher than life can meet. We believe that [our insight] will inspire to new heights by lowering your expectations. Let the healing begin!

    Posted 6 years ago #
  5. torahtziva
    Blocked

    Every person should have a paper with him at all times saying:

    "The Yetzer Hara wants me to be batul"

    Posted 6 years ago #
  6. goody613
    last remaining Member

    torahtziva: who said it and what does it mean "wants me tobe batul"??????

    Posted 6 years ago #
  7. kapusta
    CR Queen - “Best of luck. Avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”

    batul torah :)

    Posted 6 years ago #
  8. torahtziva
    Blocked

    kapusta, thanks for clarifying it to goody613. This was said by Harav Yisroel Salanter.

    Also, another thing that everyone should have in their pocket is a paper saying
    "Who Am I And What Will I Become"

    Posted 6 years ago #
  9. an open book
    Member

    nice one, ames :)

    Posted 6 years ago #
  10. anonymisss
    Member

    I never make mistakes, once I thought I did but I was wrong.

    ~a~

    Posted 6 years ago #
  11. kapusta
    CR Queen - “Best of luck. Avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”

    ames and anonymisss ;)

    Posted 6 years ago #
  12. 22OldGold
    Member

    "You can't illuminate someone elses path without brightening your own." I'm not sure the exact words.

    Posted 6 years ago #
  13. anonymisss
    Member

    22OG, nice, I like that one.

    btw, mods, thanks for the updates on friday!

    ~a~

    Posted 6 years ago #
  14. moish01
    Member

    ames, i LIKE that one. gotta repeat it around here...

    Posted 6 years ago #
  15. moish01
    Member

    #1. sorry, my clothing is art. not even close.

    Posted 6 years ago #
  16. moish01
    Member

    ha! i meant to write #1! don't know why i put a 2... really early in the morning...

    ok, i edited the last one (i love this edit button item thingy)

    Posted 6 years ago #
  17. moish01
    Member

    i meant isn't art! god, i DO have a problem this morning!

    Posted 6 years ago #
  18. moish01
    Member

    ames, i got it - i don't know why i can't type or even think straight!

    Posted 6 years ago #
  19. anon for this
    Member

    ames, are your clothes like art? If so, do they resemble the work of a particular artist? Which one?

    Posted 6 years ago #
  20. aussieboy
    Member

    My clothes are like modern art :) jk

    Posted 6 years ago #
  21. anonymisss
    Member

    aussieboy, sharp line!!!

    ~a~

    Posted 6 years ago #
  22. moish01
    Member

    ames, i don't exactly wear tie-dye shirts. and my clothes are not for hanging in my closet. they are for getting muddy and going in the laundry.

    Posted 6 years ago #
  23. an open book
    Member

    ames: i like that!!! maybe i'll use it next time someone copies me ;)
    & how are your clothes like art? (besides for the hanging thing, i mean)

    Posted 6 years ago #
  24. kapusta
    CR Queen - “Best of luck. Avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”

    pay lots and lots of money for it :p :)

    Posted 6 years ago #
  25. an open book
    Member

    lol kapusta :)

    but ames, i was really asking

    Posted 6 years ago #
  26. moish01
    Member

    a tie?? who wears ties?? just kidding i think i still have a few (unless my brother stole them.) and i've got enough clothes, but if you wanna buy me more - kol hakovod. just don't make me try anything on.

    and no white shirts, please.

    Posted 6 years ago #
  27. an open book
    Member

    ames: ok, i get that. but wouldn't you picking moish01's clothes would make his clothes express YOU, & not him then??

    Posted 6 years ago #
  28. kapusta
    CR Queen - “Best of luck. Avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”

    ames that was my humor at work (as much as you can get in the CR), and btw, youre adorable... :)

    Moish, can I go shopping for you?! My brother has too much clothes already, and my husband won’t wear anything more stylish than a pink tie. :)

    one more thing, did you just google a quote about art? :)

    Posted 6 years ago #
  29. kapusta
    CR Queen - “Best of luck. Avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”

    moish she was referring to a bowtie, and a stovepipe hat... for purim next year, or Lincolns birthday... :p

    Posted 6 years ago #
  30. moish01
    Member

    ha AOB - that's way too true. except i wouldn't wear something i didn't want to. like a pink tie.

    Posted 6 years ago #
  31. moish01
    Member

    an open book, I knew that was coming! yes, If moish wore the clothes I bought him, he would be expressing my impeccable taste rather than his own, but he does seem to working towards self improvement in other areas too, so his clothing might as well reflect that.

    now what is that supposed to mean?

    Posted 6 years ago #
  32. kapusta
    CR Queen - “Best of luck. Avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”

    try the difference in style between the different designers :p

    btw, when you come out with a book of quotes, you'd better sign it ames, or I'll know what your real name is ;)

    Posted 6 years ago #
  33. anonymisss
    Member

    Style is a rather relative term, don't you think? What you call style may not be what moish determines as style.

    ~a~

    Posted 6 years ago #
  34. an open book
    Member

    moish01: k good :)

    ames: well i guess if he only chose to wear what he liked from the stuff you bought him, it would be all right. and while you're going, want to shop for me? i need some stuff but i hate shopping :(

    Posted 6 years ago #
  35. kapusta
    CR Queen - “Best of luck. Avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”

    anonymisss, in fact I'm sure it would not be, I was avtually referring to designs not really style per say :)

    Posted 6 years ago #
  36. moish01
    Member

    anonymisss, "moish" doesn't care too much about style.

    Posted 6 years ago #
  37. YW Moderator-39
    Inactive

    Way off topic. Lets get back on or we shut down.

    Also, don't try continuing the conversation and just putting a quote on the bottom. That does not sit well with the Moderators

    Posted 6 years ago #
  38. aussieboy
    Member

    Back to quotes.

    "If you annoy the moderators they will shut this thread down"

    Write that down. ;)
    And you want to know why we did not let any posts from teen through. We ARE giving you a second chance, this is neither humourous nor appreciated. Watch yourself

    YW Moderator-39

    Posted 6 years ago #
  39. moish01
    Member

    "There's always free cheese in the mouse traps, but the mice there ain't happy."

    "It's easier to prepare and prevent, than to repair and repent."

    Posted 6 years ago #
  40. aussieboy
    Member

    mods: Sorry :(

    Posted 6 years ago #
  41. kapusta
    CR Queen - “Best of luck. Avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”

    part of the ones that got deleted for an unknown reason...

    Its easier to get out than to stay out -Mark Twain

    :)

    Posted 6 years ago #
  42. moish01
    Member

    kapusta, i gotta disagree with him.

    it's way easier to stay out than to get out. think about it.

    Posted 6 years ago #
  43. kapusta
    CR Queen - “Best of luck. Avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”

    whoops sorry botched that up!!! it was supposed to be its easier to stay out than to get out :)

    cant believe I did that :/

    Posted 6 years ago #
  44. moish01
    Member

    ok, kapusta. then i did agree with mark twain after all. it's you i disagreed with...

    i feel way more confident now... ;)

    Posted 6 years ago #
  45. kapusta
    CR Queen - “Best of luck. Avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”

    :p

    Posted 6 years ago #
  46. squeak
    Makes smalltalk with the two most sandy ectoplasmic beings on Earth (not to mention the Man on the Moon).

    well kapusta, you may be on to something, but you quoted the wrong person. Twain thought it was harder to get out, but here's another quote from someone who feels the way you mistakenly said:

    "Just when I think I'm out....... they pull me back in"

    Posted 6 years ago #
  47. moish01
    Member

    squeak, that doesn't contradict. the key word is "think." obviously you were never out in the first place. which proves how hard it is to get out.

    Posted 6 years ago #
  48. kapusta
    CR Queen - “Best of luck. Avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”

    queen kapusta is always onto something :)

    Posted 6 years ago #
  49. aussieboy
    Member

    Seeing how were quoting Mark Twain:

    I never let my education get in the way of my learning.

    Posted 6 years ago #
  50. moish01
    Member

    nice, aussie

    Posted 6 years ago #

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