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  • #604098

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Here is another crazy thread. No two posts can have anything to do with the other. It must be totally random with totally different subjects.

    I’ll start.

    So, how are you managing so far this summer? We went to our bungalow colony up north, and the kids are having a blast.

  • #1047259

    smartcookie
    Member

    My fish for Shabbos is very salty.

  • #1047260

    yekke2
    Participant

    I don’t know if you heard that in Israel, they sell milk in packets!

  • #1047261

    Yeah but there’s only one T in cat so you’re wrong.

  • #1047262

    SaysMe
    Member

    I love snow. Its so pretty and clean. Like a fresh coat of paint, hiding all the dirt and mess below it. Everything looks white and pure, with only bumps letting you know of something hidden below. Whenever it snows 2 inches overnight, i wake up from the quiet it creates and the yellow sky. And i will sit there, at 3am, absorbed as i watch the individual and unique flakes melding into one, powerful, united blanket. Did you know that you can actually hear snowflakes as they hit the ground? Its a truly amazing thing.

  • #1047263

    Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    hard salami slices grilled right onto hambergers is a lot better than you may think.

  • #1047264

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    The game just ended. Wanna go out for a drink?

    SiDi™

  • #1047265

    oomis
    Member

    When did you last read a good book?

  • #1047266

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Is it only me, or you noticed it also:

    When I post a post (um), and then I post another post (not necessarily on the same thread) and they bot turn yellow, its not always the same yellow!

    Weird.

    SiDi™

  • #1047267

    ZABACHUR
    Member

    the other day…was awesome. Free Slurpees!!

  • #1047268

    tzaddiq
    Member

    lol, not if summer is your favorite season!!! But just remember to bring all the towels in afterward, or the moths will get to them, and that could turn disastrous!!

  • #1047269

    It’s like a spoon but it has the tip of a fork.

  • #1047270

    happym19
    Member

    “you can call me pinchos ben elazar, cuz im in the parsha ;)”……………

  • #1047271

    Shticky Guy
    Member

    Yes actually I did notice. And I agree. I was even about to say the same thing myself, that this thread is just like all the others. The OP begins, and the posts following go off topic, each one having nothing to do with the issues being debated. Yea, that’s like all the other threads here. Don’t need a special one just for that…

  • #1047272

    Shopping613
    Participant

    Shh……I’m supposed to be cleaning now…

  • #1047273

    Disrael613
    Member

    Who wants Mashiach now? I DO!!! More then I want an Ice Cream I want Mashiach lets start a new song, We all scream for Mashiach.

  • #1047274

    When I grow up, I want to be a fire truck.

  • #1047275

    And now something completely different:

    I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK…

  • #1047276

    golfer
    Participant

    1 cup flour

    1 cup sugar

    1 cup blueberries

    6 eggs

    What? 6 eggs? Sorry! Gotta run out to the supermarket…

  • #1047277

    optimusprime
    Member

    Darth Vader is Luke’s father!

  • #1047278

    smartcookie
    Member

    It definitely happened in Croatia and not Zimbabwe.

    You know what? Never mind, my feet really hurt.

  • #1047279

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    How is this different from the other threads?

  • #1047280

    Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    JHF – I would comment but then there would be some odd sort of continuity.

    Pressed wildflowers are nicer than lupins.

  • #1047281

    gregaaron
    Member

    And hangs around in bars????

  • #1047282

    gregaaron
    Member

    Post to post, kick save and a beauty.

  • #1047283

    This is violating the rules:

    Topic and tone

    1 – All posts must be kept on topic.

  • #1047284

    tzaddiq
    Member

    so, the top part of a turtle shell is called the carapace and sits on its back, while the underside of the shell is called the plastron. shells serve as protection from other animals and also are used to help camouflage the turtle. different turtles have different patterns on their shell in order to help them blend into their habitat….wait, what did you say?

  • #1047285

    Syag Lchochma- You DID comment on my comment and make some kind of continuity!!! How can we return the post to something “totally random with totally different subjects”?

    Ever go to Wikipedia and click on “random article”? Here’s what I just got:

    Soussey-sur-Brionne (France)

    Snickers (workwear)

    Camp Curtis Guild (Massachusetts Army National Guard)

    Herbert Wiesinger (German former pair skater)

    Chushiel ben Elchanan (10th cent. president of bet hamidrash in Tunisia)

    Yuryaku Seamount (underground volcano west of Hawaii)

    I feel smarter already!

  • #1047286

    R.T.
    Member

    3.141592653589793238462643993751….

  • #1047287

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    pssssst…….wanna buy a watch?

  • #1047288

    Bow-ties are cool!

  • #1047289

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Bump!

    “OOWWW!”(*rubs aching head*)

    “I can’t beleive I bumped into this stupid thread here in the middle of Elul…..ouch!”

  • #1047290

    Feif Un
    Member

    No soap radio!

  • #1047291

    pina colada will be taking over america.

  • #1047292

    smartcookie
    Member

    It was on a Friday when the fox quacked like a duck.

  • #1047293

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    B15…B15….BINGO!

  • #1047294

    THE LIST So Far

    1 HIE

    2 smartcookie

    3 d a

    4 oomis

    5 mybat

    6 aimhabonim

    7 FunnyBunny

    8 sm29

    9 haifagirl

    10 estherh

    11 volvie

    12 BEST IMA

    13 Bodek

    14 ronrsr

    15 speaktruth

    16 aries2756

    17 boredjewishguy

    18 fan of pd

    19 kollelboy123

    20 goody613

    21 WolfishMusings

    22 asdfghjkl

    23 Moderator-42

    24 RoshYeshiva

    25 boredstiff

    26 BP Totty

    27 RN2B

    28 Moderator-99

    29 nnnnnn

    30 tomim tihye

    31 not2bright

    32 The Rabbi Rocks

    33 amichai

    34 hodulashem

    35 kapusta

    36 the.nurse

    37 areivimzehlazeh

    38 checkmate 27

    39 Moderator-77

    40 rdreyfuss

    41 ishman

    42 simchallthetime

    43 h2

    44 tums

    45 shtarkbocher

    46 vas1820

    47 RaisedEyebrow

    48 GARBAGE

    49 mstrram

    50 shtieging

    51 Dovv

    52 abbazabba123

    53 lakewoodwife

    54 mischiefmaker

    55 YW Moderator-55

    56 chofetzchaim

    57 Chops

    58 Noach

    59 moishy

    60 SJSinNYC

    61 postsemgirl

    62 bombmaniac

    63 jewish girl

    64 Smile_its_EZ

    65 Y.S.G.F.K.

    66 potpie

    67 noitallmr

    68 steiny-is-a-bit-fast

    69 JewBachur

    70 bein_hasdorim

    71 cb1

    72 Moderator-72

    73 HaLeiVi

    74 shkoyach

    75 Peerimsameach – big y

    76 Peerimsameach – littlr y

    77 Peerimsameach – M

    78 Peerimsameach – a

    79 Peerimsameach – s

    80 Peerimsameach – pinny

    81 blinky

    82 tralala

    83 happy123

    84 Gottit

    85 youngbutnotstupid

    86 Yenem

    87 Hello Kitty

    88 WellInformedYid

    89 HadaLXTP

    90 fulltimenews

    91 HIE-bro

    92 seferkid613

    93 musictomyea

    94 Imma613

    95 philosopher

    96 msseeker

    97 Ender

    98 myfriend

    99 Smile E. Face

    100 i am here

    101 Helpful

    102 blueberrymuffi

    103 deiyezooger

    104 123bubby

    105 BasYisroel94

    106 pascha bchochma

    107 crazybrit

    108 theObvious

    109 cinderella

    110 tzaddiq

    111 uneeq

    112 Shopping613

    113 moskidoodle

    114 ultimateskier

    115 not a mod

    116 SiDi&ttrade;

    117 Stamford Hilly Billy

    118 BaalHabooze

    119 This name is already taken

    120 musicaldignity

  • #1047295

    Shopping613
    Participant

    ?ns ?o suo?????do ?o p??? pu? ‘??p???? ‘??puno? ???

    (319bu?ddo?s) 319[$]

    [$]613 (Shopping613)

    The Founder, Awarder, and Head of Operations of SUC

  • #1047296

    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.

    SiDi™

  • #1047297

    tzaddiq
    Member

    so i am driving in this 4-lane highway, coffee between my knees, cell phone in my left hand, right hand is busy switching cds from the stereo, elbows on the steering wheel keeping the car nice and steady, when all of a sudden this woman driver in the lane next to me, who is applying her early morning make-up with the help of her car mirror, quickly pulls into my lane, without her blinkers on!! my car gives a sudden jerk as i applied my brake at lightening speed, avoiding what could have easily been a catastrophic 9-car collision (at least), i drop my iphone mid sentence, coffee falls from my lap and spills all over my pants and shoes, (did I mention it was piping hot??!)my cd falls down and gets all scratched up wedged somewhere inside my open tool box, and I am now having second thoughts again about using a car seat belt!!!

    Grrrrrrr…..crazy women drivers!!!

  • #1047298

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    I LOVE rollercoasters, mountain climbing, the YW coffee room, and booze. But I NEVER mixed any of those hobbies together. NEVER.

  • #1047299

    Hey I’m lost if any one finds me, I think Please return

    This name is taken & co©

    123453363229 Street Drive

    Potato, Idaho 83982

  • #1047300

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    zwhen i was five and a half i made a hiccup.

    my grandmother loves goat milk

    i live in an apartment building with 30 other families

  • #1047301

    Shopping613
    Participant

    where is zeeskite and moski?

    ?ns ?o suo?????do ?o p??? pu? ‘??p???? ‘??puno? ???

    (319bu?ddo?s) 319[$]

    [$]613 (Shopping613)

    The Founder, Awarder, and Head of Operations of SUC

  • #1047302

    tzaddiq
    Member

    ..and the dish ran away with the spoon.

  • #1047303

    gotbeer
    Member

    I think Rick Santorum should be the President…

  • #1047304

    Yeah, listen, listen, got to dash… things happening. Well… four things. Well… four things and a lizard.

  • #1047305

    bob

  • #1047306

    takahmamash
    Participant

    When I was in the hospital they had the machine that goes “ping.”

  • #1047308

    2 Dr Who posts? Though maybe if they were different Doctors it’s allowed… In which case, allons-y!

    And my dog says so too.

  • #1047309

    notasheep
    Member

    I have a cunning plan

  • #1047310

    Are you sitting comfortably? Then we’ll begin…

  • #1047311

    notasheep
    Member

    oh shrek, my phone has turned into a cabbage and my network told me that they cancelled my contract cause they were building a rocket to get to pluto

  • #1047312

    “No two posts can have anything to do with the other. It must be totally random with totally different subjects.

    I’ll start.”

    Hate to be a kill joy but every time someone tries o be random they are trying to do what this post says, hence they are connected. However, since they are then not doing what the OP said than they are not connected, which means they are doing what the opening post says…………………………………..Someone HELP me..I’m stuck in some weird loop.

  • #1047313

    Now is this winter of our discontent made beauteous by this son of York.

  • #1047314

    notasheep
    Member

    I think I am gonna be sick

  • #1047315

    tzaddiq
    Member

    hey, how ’bout those Yankees? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • #1047316

    Just popped out to get my special straw. It adds more fizz.

  • #1047317

    I would have followed you my friend, my liege, my king. Farewell, I am sorry.

  • #1047318

    Do. Not. Blink

  • #1047319

    yet brutus is an honorable man

  • #1047320

    We could prevent asthma if we could just find a way to make some of those specific IgE antibody producing B cells anergic. A shame ’tis.

  • #1047321

    Beans are evil. Bad bad beans.

  • #1047322

    Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    Just get me out of here

  • #1047323

    SaysMe
    Member

    <HICCUP> it’s not my fault!! <HICCUP>

  • #1047324

    notasheep
    Member

    I WANT MY MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • #1047325

    It’s kind of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey.

  • #1047326

    OneOfMany
    Member

    But I like fish fingers and custard. 🙁

  • #1047327

    Like a polar bear at sea.

  • #1047328

    any body have the time?

  • #1047329

    The angels have the phonebox!

  • #1047330

    OneOfMany
    Member

    Ask them if they’d care for some jelly babies.

  • #1047331

    OMG, they killed Rory!

  • #1047332

    tzaddiq
    Member

    stop, pots, tops, spot, opts, post

    6 words, same letters. coooooooool!

  • #1047333

    Rory the Roman

  • #1047334

    Showjoe
    Member

    the answer to the universe is 42, no really!

  • #1047335

    a man a plan a canal panama

    if you read this line backwards you will find your love today, but if you don’t share it with your friends, your eyes will burn out.

  • #1047336

    So let me get this straight… There are two doctors, one with a jacket and one without, the sun is really an exploding phone-box, statues are evil, spoilers are bad and the Roman is made out of plastic… Okay….

  • #1047337

    notasheep
    Member

    (this is not a post, it’s just a comment that there are three dr who related posts on this page alone)

  • #1047338

    notasheep
    Member

    I have often walked down your street before, but the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before…

    but I like this version better:

    you have often bought treife meat before,

    but I’ve never seen you be so indiscreet before,

    on your plate a find strips of bacon rind,

    and that’s eating the meat from a pig.

    You don’t keep shabbat,

    I could cope with that,

    If you fasted on Yom Kippur I would eat my hat

    And I’ve realised that you eat pork pies,

    and that’s eating the meat from a pig

  • #1047339

    OneOfMany
    Member

    YOU FORGOT THE JELLY BABIES DON’T EVER FORGET THE JELLY BABIES XC XC XC

  • #1047340

    notasheep-actually there are ten.

  • #1047341

    NAS – your father would be proud…

  • #1047342

  • #1047343

    Moonlight drowns out all but the brightest stars.

  • #1047344

    Very odd you are, indeed. Root and twig, very odd!

  • #1047345

    uneeq
    Member

    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

    A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

    Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

  • #1047346

    Corf neledh ‘nin Ellerain nui venel,

    Er-chorf a thorthad hain bain, Er-chorf a chired hain,

    Er-chorf a thoged hain bain a din fuin an nuded hain

  • #1047347

    notasheep
    Member

    I am being attacked by a naked baby!

  • #1047348

    Mammele
    Participant

    A storm is coming!

    Forget about it, this is the land of make-believe…

  • #1047349

    I’m going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilize, street-level maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve jammie dodgers and a fez.

  • #1047350

    So I take it the Potterites and Whovians aren’t Hobbitses? Shame.

  • #1047351

    notasheep
    Member

    see the little goblin, see his little feet, see his little nosie-wose, isn’t the goblin sweet – YES!

    Look, do you lot want to hear about this goblin or not?

    I know who you are! You’re Merlin the Happy Pig!

  • #1047352

    OneOfMany
    Member

    *aHEM* Would you like to be gutted by my Morgul blade?

  • #1047353

    Showjoe
    Member

    i know this is breaking the rules, but try to Google some of the random posts they actually mean something. (try it, its cool!)

  • #1047354

    OneOfMany
    Member

    Probably no other item in the entire chronicle of travel accessories had quite such a history of mystery and grievous bodily harm. It had been described as half suitcase, half homicidal maniac.

    (That’s for Showjoe. :P)

  • #1047355

    Showjoe
    Member

    i cant respond to that because it goes against the rules (but i wish i can)

  • #1047356

    OneOfMany
    Member

    <UN-POST> (this post has been rendered invisible via perception filter, so it does not break the rules):

    As long as the casual observer can’t tell that two posts have some relation to each other (why, anyone can find that, if they read into it hard enough) then how can there be any problem? ^_^

    </UN-POST>

  • #1047357

    And that’s slitting me own throat…

  • #1047358

    cutting! cutting me own throat… *sigh*

  • #1047359

    Cracking bit of wensleydale!

  • #1047360

    Showjoe
    Member

    no-one notices a sweeper

  • #1047361

    Leave nothing but footprints, take nothing but memories.

  • #1047362

    tzaddiq
    Member

    that man has chicken feet.

  • #1047363

    Showjoe
    Member

    Rule One is “Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man”

  • #1047364

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    I feel so bad for my uncle in NY. His name is Sandy, and their letting him know it in shul aaaaaaall week long. lol!

  • #1047365

    Rule 2: Never forget Rule 1

  • #1047366

    Rule 1: the doctor lies

  • #1047367

    OneOfMany
    Member

    lol I so saw that one coming. ^_^

  • #1047368

    great green globs of greasy grimy chicken feet.

  • #1047369

    Apples are rubbish.

  • #1047370

    notasheep
    Member

    anyone ever read The Joye of Snacks?

  • #1047371

    notasheep
    Member

    (and now this thread has progressed to Dsicworld related quotes)

  • #1047372

    notasheep
    Member

    It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a large fortune must be in want of a wife

  • #1047373

    mgirl
    Member

    i like food.

  • #1047374

    notasheep
    Member

    It’s made from apples – well, mainly apples…

  • #1047375

    Basically, run.

  • #1047376

    OneOfMany
    Member

    I’m a doctor, not a _______!

  • #1047377

    The enemy’s gate is down.

  • #1047378

    shmendrick
    Member

    Three old men overheard in shul:

    First one says, “Today it’s windy.”

    Second one replies, “No, it’s Thursday.”

    Third one responds, “Ya, I’m thirsty too.”

  • #1047379

    notasheep
    Member

    In sleep he sang to me,

    in dreams he came….

    whoooo, it’s the opera ghost!

  • #1047380

    I think I’m Demosthenes, so who here is Locke?

  • #1047381

    OneOfMany
    Member

    Uh, I think your feet need their eyes checked.

  • #1047382

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Don’t ask… bed bugs! They’re parasitic insects that feed on blood. The term is used loosely to refer to any species of the genus Cimex, and ….what? oh! what’s that on my HEAD? a yarmulka. Sorry, I thought you said bed…..my bad

  • #1047383

    It is a great shame when a man dies too well known to everyone else, but completely unknown to himself.

  • #1047384

    OOM – I see u r a Trekie as well 🙂

  • #1047385

    OneOfMany
    Member

    What else do you see (with your feet, of course)? ^_^

  • #1047386

    tzaddiq
    Member

    Ahem! can we please stay off topic! thenk yewww

    now, where was I? oh yes, my mentos. can you please pass me that coke bottle?

  • #1047387

    notasheep
    Member

    Bonzo – he perfect, he so precise, he…

    and you can finish off the sentence yourself if you know what it is

  • #1047388

    notasheep
    Member

    now how about a little bit of pandemonium around here?

  • #1047389

    Live long and prosper

    >:)

  • #1047390

    Rose da Nose says hi.

  • #1047391

    Glad I was able to begin with a little ender, and also glad there have bean (note the ‘a’) others who know this great title. Movie release 2013!

  • #1047392

    There are 10 types of people in the world – those who understand binary and those who don’t.

  • #1047393

    Z-ZONE
    Member

    ITS OK. I HID THE BODY

  • #1047394

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    The name of the sled was ‘rosebud’.

  • #1047396

    Nechomah
    Participant

    Hey, I thought I saw a putty cat. Oh, I did, I did, I did see a putty cat!!!

  • #1047397

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    I totally take back all those times i didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

  • #1047398

    In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

  • #1047399

    OneOfMany
    Member

    Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

  • #1047400

    I think it’s impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them they way they love themselves

  • #1047401

    TheMusicMan
    Participant

    1 spleen = the Aardvark Tabernacle Choir

  • #1047402

    tzaddiq
    Member

    sometimes i’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is

  • #1047403

    notasheep
    Member

    you touch-a my car-a, I break-a your face

  • #1047404

    notasheep
    Member

    mah nem iz inspecteur cleasaeu

    yu ar brekking ze lew

    iz ziz yur munkeh? yur munkeh iz brekking ze lew.

  • #1047405

    It’s ‘minky’, yur minky iz brekking ze lew… Zer iz a cleyuew in zee ruwem…

  • #1047406

    notasheep
    Member

    sorry!

  • #1047407

    notasheep
    Member

    there is an inn, a merry old inn, beneath an old grey hill

    and there they brew a beer so brown

    that the man in the moon himself came down

    one night to drink his fill

  • #1047408

    The ostler had a tipsy cat

    Who played the 5-stringed fiddle,

    Now squeeking high, now growling low

    Now purring in the middle.

  • #1047409

    OneOfMany
    Member

    And, as in uffish thought he stood,

    The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

    Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,

    And burbled as it came!

  • #1047410

    Give a man a fire and he’s warm for the day. But set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.

  • #1047411

    The Road goes ever on and on

    Down from the door where it began.

    Now far ahead the Road has gone,

    And I must follow, if I can,

    Pursuing it with weary feet,

    Until it joins some larger way,

    Where many paths and errands meet.

    And whither then? I cannot say.

    The Road goes ever on and on

    Out from the door where it began.

    Now far ahead the Road has gone,

    Let others follow it who can!

    Let them a journey new begin,

    But I at last with weary feet

    Will turn towards the lighted inn,

    My evening-rest and sleep to meet.

  • #1047412

    OneOfMany
    Member

    The sun was shining on the sea,

    Shining with all his might:

    He did his very best to make

    The billows smooth and bright —

    And this was odd, because it was

    The middle of the night.

  • #1047413

    Toi
    Member

    hashkediya porachas

    hashemesh zorachas

    tu bishvat higiya

    chag layiladot

  • #1047414

    Showjoe
    Member

    the way of mrs Cosmopolite

  • #1047415

    OneOfMany
    Member

    This book was written using 100% recycled words.

  • #1047416

    As available from Lobsang Dibbler

  • #1047417

    notasheep
    Member

    indeed, yesterday I was not born!

    (or as mrs c would say, ‘I weren’t born yesterday!’)

  • #1047418

    notasheep
    Member

    COWER, BRIEF MORTALS!

    HAVE YOU BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE?

  • #1047419

    Showjoe
    Member

    was that a proper reward for being firm believer in reincarnation for almost 130 years? you come back as a corpse? no wonder the dead are traditionally considered angry.

  • #1047420

    Showjoe
    Member

    (now for a real random post)today i will be happier then a bird with a french fry.(my sis)

  • #1047421

    tzaddiq
    Member

    nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

  • #1047422

    tzaddiq
    Member

    “Everybody believes in God, hopefully. But do you know how much God believes in us? The world still exists. That means God believes in us; believes we can fix everything.”

    – Get High! The Wisdom of Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach Z”tl

  • #1047423

    I’m mean and turf and I’m mean and turf

    and I’m mean and turf and I’m mean and turf,

    And me an’ my friends can walk towards you with our

    hats on backwards in a menacing way,

    Yo!

  • #1047424

    OneOfMany
    Member

    My name’s Toph because it sounds like tough.

  • #1047425

    That’s Music With Rocks In!

  • #1047427

    Go Steelers!

  • #1047428

    tzaddiq
    Member

    how many times is it appropriate to say “what?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

  • #1047429

    I’ll give justhaving the benefit of the doubt and assume he didn’t just post that….Go Ravens! Caw!

  • #1047430

    SNH, SNH, SNH…

  • #1047431

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

  • #1047432

    Charlie, you couldn’t even spell ‘big’…

  • #1047433

    The Pobble who has no toes

    Had once as many as we

    When they said, ‘Some day you may lose them all;’–

    He replied, — ‘Fish fiddle de-dee!’

    And his Aunt Jobiska made him drink,

    Lavender water tinged with pink,

    For she said, ‘The World in general knows

    There’s nothing so good for a Pobble’s toes!’

    The Pobble who has no toes,

    Swam across the Bristol Channel;

    But before he set out he wrapped his nose,

    In a piece of scarlet flannel.

    For his Aunt Jobiska said, ‘No harm

    ‘Can come to his toes if his nose is warm;

    ‘And it’s perfectly known that a Pobble’s toes

    ‘Are safe, — provided he minds his nose.’

    The Pobble swam fast and well

    And when boats or ships came near him

    He tinkedly-binkledy-winkled a bell

    So that all the world could hear him.

    And all the Sailors and Admirals cried,

    When they saw him nearing the further side,–

    ‘He has gone to fish, for his Aunt Jobiska’s

    ‘Runcible Cat with crimson whiskers!’

    But before he touched the shore,

    The shore of the Bristol Channel,

    A sea-green Porpoise carried away

    His wrapper of scarlet flannel.

    And when he came to observe his feet

    Formerly garnished with toes so neat

    His face at once became forlorn

    On perceiving that all his toes were gone!

    And nobody ever knew

    From that dark day to the present,

    Whoso had taken the Pobble’s toes,

    In a manner so far from pleasant.

    Whether the shrimps or crawfish gray,

    Or crafty Mermaids stole them away —

    Nobody knew; and nobody knows

    How the Pebble was robbed of his twice five toes!

    The Pobble who has no toes

    Was placed in a friendly Bark,

    And they rowed him back, and carried him up,

    To his Aunt Jobiska’s Park.

    And she made him a feast at his earnest wish

    Of eggs and buttercups fried with fish;–

    And she said,– ‘It’s a fact the whole world knows,

    ‘That Pebbles are happier without their toes.’

  • #1047434

    dhl144
    Member

    I wanna go horse back riding I hope this snow melts very fast.

  • #1047435

    Last night my toilet was broken into, and there are some places where an Englishman should feel secure.

  • #1047436

    notasheep
    Member

    I want always to be a boy and have fun

  • #1047437

    notasheep
    Member

    and JMH, you really are weird

  • #1047438

    “Wow, I haven’t cleaned my room in 100 years… Not looking forward to that…”

  • #1047439

    tzaddiq
    Member

    i love the sense of camaradie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.

    stay strong, brothers and sisters!

  • #1047440

    notasheep
    Member

    Everything in this room is eatable, even I am eatable but that, dear children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies

  • #1047441

    NAS – the phrase “hang on a second lads, I’ve got a great idea” should explain.

  • #1047442

    Has anybody seen my keyboard???? I’ve looked in the closet, under the bed, in the fridge, on the balcony, under the desk, in all the drawers, everywhere on the floor…I really need to type up this paper! If you need more info to help me out, I can chat with you on facebook.

  • #1047443

    This is the self-preservation society, so get your skates on mate.

  • #1047444

    The time has come, the walrus said, to speak of many things.

  • #1047445

    notasheep
    Member

    I come from a land down under…

  • #1047446

    tzaddiq
    Member

    i have this sense of paranoia that someone is following me around all day long….ssshhhh….i think i he’s coming, he’s….he’s ..oh, n…mmmffhthhalghvfmmmm!!!!!!

  • #1047447

    Showjoe
    Member

    well for a thread like this it outlasted my expectation (lets see if we can make it go for longer:)!![multiple exclamation marks, a sure sign of insanity])

  • #1047448

    OneOfMany
    Member

    MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!

  • #1047449

    OneOfMany
    Member

    It’s a giant mushroom!! Maybe it’s friendly!

  • #1047450

    evil bunny wabbit &:#=…

  • #1047451

    mgirl
    Member

    family is like old slippers. they’re comfortable in the house but embaressing on the street.

  • #1047452

    OnlyTheTruth
    Member

    What are you looking at?

  • #1047453

    notasheep
    Member

    I am a gummy bear, oh yes a gummy bear,

    I’m a something something something kind of gummy bear..

  • #1047454

    20, 16, 12, 8, how do we depreciate?

  • #1047455

    theres no art to find the mind’s construction in the face

  • #1047456

    notasheep
    Member

    someone ought to make a movie of this…

  • #1047457

    rrrring-ding-ding, ding-ding-ding, rrrrrrrrrrrring-ding-ding, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding… etc.

  • #1047458

    MurphysLaw
    Member

    A mans got to do what a mans got to do…

  • #1047459

    MurphysLaw
    Member

    If anything can go wrong, -it will.

  • #1047460

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    so i lost this bet to start some stupid random thread, called it “Post to Post -NOT”, and what d’ya know?? 4 months later – 200 posts!!! Hilarious!

  • #1047461

    That’s the biggest ‘if’ since Rudyard Kipling started projecting his poems into the night sky, batman-style.

  • #1047462

    Showjoe
    Member

    i believe it happened on the 2nd

  • #1047463

    tzaddiq
    Member

    but if you drink a shot of ???? ??? ???????? right after, it counteracts and eliminates the sourness of the vinegar.

  • #1047464

    And it’s goodnight from him. Goodnight. And it’s goodnight from me, goodnight.

  • #1047465

    tzaddiq
    Member

    2 fries and a coke, please

  • #1047466

    Alright, it’s a jammy dodger. But I was promised tea…

  • #1047467

    notasheep
    Member

    and now for something completely different…

  • #1047468

    No! Not the comfy chair! And the fluffy cushions!

  • #1047469

    tzaddiq
    Member

    “it’s a bird”, “it’s a plane”, “no, it’s….oh, it IS a bird. One really big, mean-sized, jumbo bird”

  • #1047470

    shnitzy
    Member

    if I am an Irish then you are selectively permeable.

  • #1047471

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    This guy walks right into a bar, and screams, “Ouch!”

    🙂

  • #1047472

    shnitzy
    Member

    I did NOT steal the cookie from the cookie jar! Search me… No, wait! Actually, actually don’t…

  • #1047473

    Allons-y!

  • #1047474

    shnitzy
    Member

    “Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty…”

    AHHHHHHHH!

    Splat.

  • #1047475

    notasheep
    Member

    mary had a little lamb, the doctor was surprised

    but when macdonald had a farm he couldn’t believe his eyes!

    mary had a little lamb, she ate it with mint sauce…

    mary had a little lamb, she also had some beef…

  • #1047476

    shnitzy
    Member

    The letter C.

  • #1047477

    I’m Count Von Count, and I like to count!

  • #1047478

    Old McDonald was dyslexic a, e, i, o, u.

  • #1047479

    notasheep
    Member

    sorry, but who are you?

  • #1047480

    shnitzy
    Member

    You are my role model.

  • #1047481

    Bob the builder, can he fix it? Bob the builder, yes he can!

  • #1047482

    Hello sweetie

  • #1047483

    Don’t blink

  • #1047484

    I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams

  • #1047485

    notasheep
    Member

    Yowzah!

  • #1047486

    tzaddiq
    Member

    personally, i use turtle wax, but if you choose pineapple juice, by all means, go ahead…

  • #1047487

    It isn’t rocket science, it’s just quantum physics!

  • #1047488

    Oh! look

  • #1047489

    I have reversed the jelly baby of the electron flow

  • #1047490

    notasheep
    Member

    The men in white coats are your friends…

  • #1047492

    tzaddiq
    Member

    i just don’t get why they still bother to produce and pack all the other colored flavored candies if everyone anyway loves only the red strawberry flavored ones

  • #1047493

    They’re boringers. Blue boringers.

  • #1047494

    Z-ZONE
    Member

    Shortest horror story:

    He was the last man on earth. He sat, shaken, in a room all alone. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

  • #1047495

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Arachnophobia is the fear of spiders.

    And that’s today’s Word of the Day!

    Arachnophobia.

  • #1047496

    OneOfMany
    Member

    They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!

  • #1047497

    notasheep
    Member

    Ding, dong the witch is dead. Which old witch? The one that lives round the corner, you know, just a few minutes’ walk from here. Course you know her, she’s the one with the gingerbread cottage.

  • #1047498

    AbeF
    Participant

    but when you jump for it youll love it……..

  • #1047499

    Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I came not to bandy words with fools and half-wits.

  • #1047500

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    “It’s not about the MONEY, it’s the PRINCIPLE of the matter!!”

    yyyyyyyeaaahh…riiiight, I’ll get back to you on that

  • #1047501

    what happens to a dream deferred?

    Does it dry

    Like a raisin in the sun?

    Or fester like a sore-

    And then run?

    Does it stink like rotten meat

    Or crust over-

    Like a syrupy sweet?

    Maybe it just sags

    Like heavy load.

    Or does it explode?

  • #1047502

    tzaddiq
    Member

    The toothpick stuck into a papaya on the back of an aardvark in Omaha, Nebraska, just fell down near a yellow blade of grass. I felt compelled to make this completly moronic announcement for your health’s sake and well being.

    You’re welcome.

  • #1047503

    shnitzy
    Member

    Pack your bags,amigo! We’re doomed.

  • #1047504

    shnitzy
    Member

    Luna isn’t that plagiarism

  • #1047505

    tzaddiq
    Member

    anyone for a good game of Rummykub?

  • #1047506

    shnitzy- why would it be?

  • #1047507

    Spoilers!

  • #1047508

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    The face of Uncle Sam, the fictional personification of the United States, was modeled after a door-to-door salesman from Canada.

    True Fact #48

  • #1047509

    tzaddiq
    Member

    freshly-fried flying fish

  • #1047510

    This is bad. This is extremely very not good at all.

  • #1047512

    notasheep
    Member

    Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, until the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. Out – out! brief candle. Life is but a walking shadow, a poor player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard of no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

  • #1047513

    hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – a fear of long words

  • #1047514

    I have a First Class Degree in Earthonomics.

  • #1047515

    shnitzy
    Member

    Luna a dream deferred was written by Langston Hughes I think you should’ve cited that unless you are him of course

  • #1047516

    a = x [true for some a’s and x’s]

    a+a = a+x [add a to both sides]

    2a = a+x [a+a = 2a]

    2a-2x = a+x-2x [subtract 2x from both sides]

    2(a-x) = a+x-2x [2a-2x = 2(a-x)]

    2(a-x) = a-x [x-2x = -x]

    2 = 1 [divide both sides by a-x]

  • #1047517

    math…….instincts……can’t……give in….AAAHHH!!!….dividing by ze….AAAHHHH!!!!

  • #1047518

    tzaddiq
    Member

    Did you think about your kidneys today?

    consider:

    1. The kidneys have a higher blood flow than even the brain, liver or heart.

    2. The kidneys reabsorb and redistribute 99% of the blood volume and only 0.1% of the blood filtered becomes urine.

    3. Kidney stones are an accumulation of mineral salts and mostly combined with calcium which can lodge anywhere along the course of the urinary tract.

    4. Refined carbohydrates and sugar help the body make kidney stones.

    5. Sugar will stimulate the pancreas to release insulin. This causes extra calcium to be excreted in the urine. . . alas, kidney stones.

    6. An excess of milk or antacids may cause kidney stones.

    8. Each kidney weighs approximately 4 to 6 ounces.

    9. The kidneys of a newborn baby are about 3X larger in proportion to body weight as in the adult.

    10. The volume of urine excreted daily varies from 1000 to 2000 ml (averaging 1500 ml). 1000 ml (millileters) = 1 liter.

    This has been brought to you by the Society for Healthy Kidneys.

    YAY KIDNEYS!!!

  • #1047519

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Here’s your first class ticket, sir. Bon voyage!

  • #1047521

    notasheep
    Member

    fly, you fools!

  • #1047522

    tzaddiq
    Member

    why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he was a gorilla?

  • #1047523

    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Coffee Addict belongs here. He posted not to post.

  • #1047524

    Jam yesterday and jam tomorrow, but never jam today.

  • #1047525

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?

  • #1047526

    shnitzy
    Member

    They glistened with an inner eternal strength. Those miniscule picturesque diamonds of hope falling swiftly yet lightly upon the crowd below piercing their armor, dispelling dismal gray clouds of despair, and awakening their hearts to a better tomorrow. A hopestar journey of renewal.

    NOW PASS THE DARN KETCHUP!!!!

    REALITY.

  • #1047528

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    I think I will also donate $1 million to the Hurricane Sandy victims, just like this Rechnitz guy from California….

  • #1047529

    BYOB- bring your own banana

  • #1047530

    Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection; the lovers, the dreamers, and me.

  • #1047531

    Are you a man or a muppet?

  • #1047532

    unfortunately, Brian has left ‘the solution to all the world’s problems’ in car. And he’s lost the keys.

  • #1047533

    tzaddiq
    Member

    change your attitude and you can change your future

  • #1047534

    shnitzy
    Member

    I have an app for that…

  • #1047535

    I can’t believe it’s not custard…

  • #1047536

    notasheep
    Member

    they’re grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

  • #1047537

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Am I the only one seeing little tiny pink polka-dotted elephants dancing around my screen?

  • #1047538

    I like turtles!

  • #1047539

    tzaddiq
    Member

    imagine being on the moon and your rocket breaks down. whew, that sucks.

  • #1047540

    shnitzy
    Member

    chihuahuas aren’t black and green, hon`.

  • #1047541

    a mirrer
    Participant

    those latkes were good

  • #1047542

    The Game

  • #1047543

    OneOfMany
    Member

    Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dol dillo!

    Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!

  • #1047544

    notasheep
    Member

    Ay don’t believe it!

  • #1047545

    What is wrong with the world? What is wrong is that we do not ask ‘what is right’. (G.K. Chesterton)

  • #1047546

    tzaddiq
    Member

    ddid you ever try the mentos coca cola thing? does it really work?

  • #1047547

    OneOfMany
    Member

    All that is gold does not glitter,

    Not all those who wander are lost;

    The old that is strong does not wither,

    Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

  • #1047548

    notasheep
    Member

    Alice woke up

  • #1047549

    OneOfMany
    Member

    Silence will fall when the question is asked. The first question. The oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight.

    (the answer sooooo is 42. 8D)

  • #1047550

    Doctor Who?

  • #1047551

    Wisey
    Participant

    People who live in glass houses….are plants.

  • #1047552

    Wisey
    Participant

    Do you like rollercoasters? So I guess you like my driving?

  • #1047553

    tzaddiq
    Member

    so i hear chanukah is coming…….

    nice.

  • #1047554

    “This suit is black, pause, NOT!!!”

  • #1047555

    notasheep
    Member

    Whaaaaaat?!?!?! You did WHAT?! But that was my favourite banana! I’ve had it for ten years! And you went and ATE it?!?!

  • #1047556

    Wisey
    Participant

    If the cow jumped over the moon where did it land.

  • #1047557

    Wisey
    Participant

    Some where shabbos clothes on purim some dress up. I wear a hat, suit and a pink tie.

  • #1047558

    Forsooth, ’tis verily.

  • #1047559

    notasheep
    Member

    Gadzooks milarkey!

  • #1047560

    The trouble is they taste too good…

  • #1047561

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    12/12/12 – Tomorrow we will meet our end. Good-bye world.

    The Mayans

  • #1047562

    (It’s 12/21/12, oh and the Mayans don’t believe it will end then; it just happens to be when they stopped planning the last calendar until; it’s other people who are crazy 😉 )

  • #1047563

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    well its cool anyways ?

    12/12/12 12:12:12

    hey how ’bout those latkes? mmmmmmmmmm

  • #1047564

    Twas brillig and the slithy toves

    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

    All mimsy were the borogroves

    And the mome raths outgrabe

  • #1047565

    notasheep
    Member

    “Beware the Jabberwock my son!

    The jaws that bite, the claws that snatch

    Beware the Jubjub bird and shun

    The frumious Bandersnatch.”

    He took his vorpal sword in hand,

    Long time the manxsome foe he sought

    Till rested he by the Tumtum tree

    And stood awhile in thought.

    And as in uffish thought he stood,

    The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame

    Came whiffling through the tulgy wood

    And burbled as it came!

    One, two! One, two! And through and through

    His vorpal blade went snicker-snack,

    He left it dead and with its head

    He went galumphing back.

    “And hast though slain the Jabberwock?

    Come to my arms my beamish boy!

    Oh frabjous day! Caloo calay!”

    He chortled in his joy.

    Twas brillig and the slithy toves

    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

    All mimsy were the borogroves

    And the mome raths outgrabe.

  • #1047566

    notasheep
    Member

    There you go, JMH

  • #1047567

    OneOfMany
    Member

    The moon was shining sulkily,

    Because she thought the sun

    Had got no business to be there

    After the day was done –

    ‘It’s very rude of him,’ she said,

    ‘To come and spoil the fun!’

  • #1047568

    They went to sea in a Sieve, they did,

    In a Sieve they went to sea:

    In spite of all their friends could say,

    On a winter’s morn, on a stormy day,

    In a Sieve they went to sea!

    And when the Sieve turned round and round,

    And every one cried, ‘You’ll all be drowned!’

    They called aloud, ‘Our Sieve ain’t big,

    But we don’t care a button! we don’t care a fig!

    In a Sieve we’ll go to sea!

    Far and few, far and few,

    Are the lands where the Jumblies live;

    Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,

    And they went to sea in a Sieve.

  • #1047569

    ‘The time has come,’ the Walrus said,

    ‘To talk of many things:

    Of shoes — and ships — and sealing wax —

    Of cabbages — and kings —

    And why the sea is boiling hot —

    And whether pigs have wings.’

  • #1047570

    OneOfMany
    Member

    From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

    A light from the shadows shall spring;

    Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

    The crownless again shall be king.

  • #1047571

    OneofMany – author?

  • #1047572

    OneOfMany
    Member

    “A loaf of bread,” the Walrus said,

    “Is what we chiefly need:

    Pepper and vinegar besides

    Are very good indeed–

    Now if you’re ready, Oysters dear,

    We can begin to feed.”

    “But not on us!” the Oysters cried,

    Turning a little blue.

    “After such kindness, that would be

    A dismal thing to do!”

    “The night is fine,” the Walrus said.

    “Do you admire the view?

    “It was so kind of you to come!

    And you are very nice!”

    The Carpenter said nothing but

    “Cut us another slice:

    I wish you were not quite so deaf–

    I’ve had to ask you twice!”

    “It seems a shame,” the Walrus said,

    “To play them such a trick,

    After we’ve brought them out so far,

    And made them trot so quick!”

    The Carpenter said nothing but

    “The butter’s spread too thick!”

    “I weep for you,” the Walrus said:

    “I deeply sympathize.”

    With sobs and tears he sorted out

    Those of the largest size,

    Holding his pocket-handkerchief

    Before his streaming eyes.

    “O Oysters,” said the Carpenter,

    “You’ve had a pleasant run!

    Shall we be trotting home again?’

    But answer came there none–

    And this was scarcely odd, because

    They’d eaten every one.

  • #1047573

    OneOfMany
    Member

    This one? Tolkien.

  • #1047574

    (Not to interrupt, but the last few posts all have something in common…)

  • #1047575

    Thanks OneOfMany, I was too lazy to google 🙂

  • #1047576

    notasheep
    Member

    yes, HO, we have all been quoting some of the silliest poems verbatim. But it’s still good fun!

  • #1047577

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    but those latkes burned for 8 days loooong…..ouuuuuuuuwgh!

  • #1047578

    We go forward because we dare not go back. (GK Chesterton)

  • #1047579

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Who cares?! In the end, we’re gonna be redeemed anyway, move to E”Y, bask in G-d’s Glory, learn torah with the deepest of pleasures and wisdom, have world peace, illness deseases and sickness will be a thing of the past, be in the company of the greatest spiritual giants ever, have eternal happiness and bliss, and have zero worries to distract us from all this.

    Oh, and no cellphones.

  • #1047580

    tzaddiq
    Member

    so instead of a ‘k’ i wrote a ‘q’ and pressed enter.

    that was at 3 am.

    the next morning when i logged on i’m like “whaaa…..?? who spells tzaddik with a q??!”

  • #1047581

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Every time I’m driving and the green light turns yellow, I always have that same voice in my head scream out, “Challenge accepted!”

  • #1047582

    tzaddiq
    Member

    i’m confused. oh, wait, maybe i’m not…

  • #1047583

    (Every time I’m stopped at a red and it turns to green, I check both ways for BaalHabooze and proceed)

    (Being in parentheses exempts a post from the rules, right?)

  • #1047584

    Turn to page three hundred and ninety-four

  • #1047585

    tzaddiq
    Member

    and then, there were SEVEN.

  • #1047586

    Don’t forget cute and fluffy!

  • #1047587

    tzaddiq
    Member

    presto! i have found the elixir of youth!

  • #1047588

    I’m the clever one, you’re the potato one…

  • #1047589

    phdmom
    Member

    Who’s on First?

  • #1047590

    tzaddiq
    Member

    She saw the Seer see saucy sushi seeds sing Shivisi flawlesly.

  • #1047591

    chalilavchas
    Member

    I hear theres someone in jail, giving a “touching” Shiur on Hilchos Yichud.

  • #1047592

    OneOfMany
    Member

  • #1047593

    I have declared war on the moon.

  • #1047594

    OneOfMany
    Member

    Judoon platoon upon the moon.

  • #1047595

    tzaddiq
    Member

    “so they got married and they lived happily ever after.”

    who writes up this stuff??

  • #1047596

    Silurian, servant and sontaran vs. snowmen. Safe!

  • #1047597

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    “Pakod Yifkod”

    that’s a new app for Redemption.

  • #1047598

    We’re in a forest. In a box. In a sitting room. Pay attention!

  • #1047599

    tzaddiq
    Member

    (sigh)…….if I had $50,000,000…….

  • #1047600

    OneOfMany
    Member

    SHINOBI ALLIANCE NO JUTSU!

  • #1047601

    tzaddiq
    Member

    Today is Wednesday, January 16, 2013.

    (Just in case anyone from a time machine lands on today’s date, logs onto this site, and peeks at this thread, and badly needs to know the exact date he is in now.)

    You’re welcome, and enjoy your stay.

  • #1047602

    ukguyinEY
    Participant

    Its all Boris Johnsons fault

  • #1047603

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Shtreimel? check

    Beketcha? check

    walking stick? check

    long beard and peyos? check

    ..ahhem…ladies and gentleman, I, BaalHabooze, hereby, declare myself a REBBE!!!

  • #1047604

    Toi
    Member

    wheres your snuff box?!?!?

  • #1047605

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    that and shmaltz herring, eh?

    ..ow…this rubber is hurting my neck! I knew I should have grown my own beard instead of opting for this fake one!!

  • #1047606

    Toi
    Member

    but it could be a very big bahnahna.

  • #1047607

    tzaddiq
    Member

    by raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand

  • #1047608

    tzaddiq
    Member

    i’m freeeezing here in montreal today: -26C (-15F), with wind chill factor it feels like -38 (-36F)!! Everything is ICE!

    brrrrrrrrrrrrr

    (sigh) now i’m just reminiscing the good ‘ol warm days of December where it was nice enough to at least snow,…

  • #1047609

    Bah, humbug!

  • #1047610

    OneOfMany
    Member

    Have you ever heard an ant wearing fur slippers walk across a thick wool carpet?

  • #1047611

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    My favorite part of Tu B’Shvat is that, then, it’s only one month until Purim! 😀

    l’chaim yidden, l’chaim!

  • #1047612

    shnitzy
    Member

    Hey! Where’s the coffee?!?

  • #1047613

    Some books should be tasted, some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly

  • #1047614

    OneOfMany
    Member

    Luna: Have you ever read anything by Terry Pratchett? (Answer once someone has posted after this post so as to make your response random. ^_^)

  • #1047615

    OneOfMany
    Member

    Of course I’m sane – when trees start talking to me, I don’t talk back.

  • #1047616

    I’m a consulting detective. The only one in the world. I invented the job

    oom- I once started reading the color of magic and hogfather(I think that is what they were called) but I never finished. I didn’t like them that much. Maybe I’ll try again and see how far I get this time.

  • #1047617

    OneOfMany
    Member

    This is Art holding a Mirror up to Life. That’s why everything is exactly the wrong way around.

  • #1047618

    OneOfMany
    Member

    oh dear oh dear oh dear

    Yes, you MUST try again. 😛 The trick is finding the right ones to start with…the earlier ones you generally appreciate more once you already firmly entrenched in the fandom. But you also can’t just start in the middle of an arc (the Dicsworld series consists of several major, mostly disparate story arcs), – I think Hogfather is one of the later Death ones, with Susan Sto Helit… That is probably why you didn’t like them so much.

    My recommendations: start with either the Witches arc (starting with Wyrd Sisters, Witches Abroad, Lords and Ladies, and on) or the Death arc (starting with Mort, Reaper Man, Soul Music and on). Check the Wikipedia entry on Discworld for more info – they have a full list of all the books and what arcs they are part of.

    Let me know if you like them! ^_^

  • #1047619

    I’m in shock! Look, I’ve got a blanket.

  • #1047620

    i was so shocked when…

    oh this is so hard i think i’ll go to sleep with out a blanket

  • #1047621

    OneOfMany
    Member

    We got Death Star…

  • #1047622

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Help! It’s almost Shabbos, and I’m out of Booze!! Yiiiiikes!

  • #1047623

    OneOfMany
    Member

    Also? I can kill you with my brain.

  • #1047624

    tzaddiq
    Member

    25% of our bones are in our feet,

    75% of our bodies is water,

    and 15% of you is skin

  • #1047625

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Lyrics Sol a Kokosh Mar:

    Sol a kokosh mar, moygvred megvirt mar, jzald er jzerbn, shik mejzerbn sheitl edje mahdar, jzald er jzerbn, shik mejzerbn sheitl edje mahdar

    Di mitschada mahdahr? Di mitschada mahdahr? Sharja lava jinji a saya, engem ada vahar, Sharja lava kik a saya, engem ada vahar.

    Vahr mahdahar vahr – Vahr mahdahar vahr! Ha az Ish-ten neked rendel, ah tied leszeg mahr. Ha az Ish-ten neked rendel, ah tied leszeg mahr.

    Di mikohr leseg mar? Di mikohr leseg mar? “Yibaneh haMikdash, Ir Tzion Timalei”, Ahkar leseg mar. “Yibaneh haMikdash, Ir Tzion Timalei”, Ahkar leseg mar.


    The translation:

    The sun is rising now, the rooster crows now. Near a green forest, is a wide field, where a bird walks around.

    What sort of bird is this? What sort of bird is this?

    With yellow feet, and a pearl-whi?te beak, he is waiting to go home. With yellow feet, and blue-gree?n wings, he is waiting to go home.

    Wait,? birdy, wait! Wait, birdy, wait!

    Until? God decides it is the right time, then you will go home.

    But when will it be? But when will it be?

    When “The Temple is rebuilt and then the city of Zion will be filled” – that is when it will be. When “The Temple is rebuilt and then the city of Zion will be filled” – that is when it will be.

    (“Why? is it taking so long? Why is it taking so long? ‘Because of our sins, we were exiled from our land’, that it why it is. ‘Because of our sins, we were exiled from our land’, that it why it is.”)

  • #1047626

    Toi
    Member

    CAT??

  • #1047627

    tzaddiq
    Member
  • #1047628

    OneOfMany
    Member

    cerebellum LEFT cerebellum RIGHT synapse hypothalamus striatum dendrite

    axon fibers matter gray

    BRAINSTEM BRAINSTEM

    central tegmental pathway temporal lobe

  • #1047629

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    My friend got a paper cut from his Get Well card. Now what?

  • #1047630

    OneOfMany
    Member

    NARF

  • #1047631

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    WAAAAAATCH OUT!!!!! BEAVERS AND DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    phewwwwwwww…. that was close.

  • #1047632

    tzaddiq
    Member

    a pink velvet axe??…..Is that your final answer, Wilmer?

  • #1047633

    SaysMe
    Member

    (this is not an official post because its a reply!!

    Oom- narf???? Is that word from a book? Cuz i never found anyone else before who heard it!)

  • #1047635

    OneOfMany
    Member

    nope

  • #1047636

    SaysMe
    Member

    google is my friend

  • #1047638

    OneOfMany
    Member

    Okay, look at the fourth Wikipedia listing on the disambiguation page. 🙂

  • #1047639

    SaysMe
    Member

    (yeah google helped me figure that one out 🙂

    now how’d we both arrive at snort??)

  • #1047640

    SaysMe
    Member

    good thing i caught that in time, cuz the edit is befuddling!

  • #1047642

    tzaddiq
    Member

    i can’t wait for purim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • #1047643

    Toi
    Member

    i wish the sausage was on your nose.

  • #1047644

    I wish more people were aware of the shape of the earth!

  • #1047645

    OneOfMany
    Member

    neo-cortex frontal lobe

    BRAINSTEM BRAINSTEM

    hippocampus neural node right hemisphere

  • #1047646

    shnitzy
    Member

    And bing0 was his name0…

    What kind of name is bing?! Creep.

  • #1047647

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Q. Which month has 28 days in it?

    A. They all do! 🙂

  • #1047648

    16 Benedicts down, 2 more makes shmone ersrei, 3 makes v’lamalshinim…

  • #1047649

    SaysMe
    Member

    stick youw fork into da pickle on da light!

  • #1047650

    frumnotyeshivish
    Participant

    There is no such thing as denial.

  • #1047651

    SaysMe
    Member

    why can’t she understand?

  • #1047652

    frumnotyeshivish
    Participant

    With odd old ends stolen out of holy writ;

  • #1047653

    Toi
    Member

    in flanders field, where dead guys are buried…

  • #1047654

    Always

  • #1047655

    shnitzy
    Member

    And in the mouse there was a house, a house that within had a mouse,

    a mouse that groused about the louse that was in the house of the mouse in the house.

  • #1047656

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Just call Bob, Bob the Builder, he’ll fix ANYTHING!!!

    “Can we fix it?”

    “Yes we can!”

  • #1047657

    realtalk
    Member

    what in the world?

  • #1047658

    Toi
    Member

    “and my achx!”

  • #1047659

    tzaddiq
    Member

    seen on the subway in nyc

    no pope

    no hope

    can’t cope

    don’t mope

    let’s elope

    ‘n dope

  • #1047660

    yekke2
    Participant

    Imagine going there… All by yourself… Aaaaaaah!!!

  • #1047661

    frumnotyeshivish
    Participant

    Elluuuuuuuuuuuuull! Rabboissai Ellluuuuuuuul! Only 6 months away! What? You goyim don’t feel it? In Europe a lady once fainted….She then became the N’Tziv. Wait, all those stories just confuse me. The common denominator: you’re not good, be better! Elllllllllluuuuuuuuulllll!

  • #1047662

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.”

    – Dumbledore, Harry Potter

  • #1047663

    shnitzy
    Member

    S

  • #1047664

    frumnotyeshivish
    Participant

    I hope that I’m not hopeless.

  • #1047665

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    man, am I in the mood of a carrot!!

  • #1047666

    shnitzy
    Member

    Will anyone EVER tell me what is so great about Discworld?!?!

  • #1047667

    sharp
    Member

    Joseph is in town

  • #1047668

    Gamanit
    Participant

    Fried eggs must be great for the heart. Don’t two negatives make one postitive?

  • #1047669

    sharp
    Member

    I feel bad for James Bond. You have my sympathy. It’s gonna be a long night. HELP!!

  • #1047670

    shnitzy
    Member

    Hey 73! What’s up?

  • #1047671

    YW Moderator-73
    Moderator

    not much

  • #1047672

    shnitzy
    Member

    I hope the trolls have been successfully contained in their dens.

    (Edited for post to post purposes…)

  • #1047673

    sharp
    Member

    Long may it last!!

  • #1047674

    notasheep
    Member

    pasta and cheese!!!

  • #1047675

    notasheep
    Member

    now how’s that for randomness?

  • #1047676

    sharp
    Member

    ….Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is but a dream.

  • #1047677

    Gamanit
    Participant

    I’m dreading pesach cake crumbs on the floor… you can’t get them off.

  • #1047678

    shnitzy
    Member

    You don’t need to.

  • #1047680

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    It’s that time of week again!

    It’s Potato Kugel time!! Yipeeee!

    ? To’ameha chaim zochu ??

  • #1047681

    yekke2
    Participant

    What did you say? Sorry? Hello? I think something must be rwong with my phone.

  • #1047682

    shnitzy
    Member

    { !CRASH! }

  • #1047683

    sharp
    Member

    Stop cursing, shnitzy

  • #1047684

    shnitzy
    Member

    That was the coffee!

  • #1047685

    notasheep
    Member

    what are you going to do now about your plush carpet? next time, go for brown, not cream

  • #1047686

    shnitzy
    Member

    (lightbulb) I know! I’ll pour coffee over the rest of it, then no one will know the dif-Oh no! Here comes the wife. Help!!!

  • #1047687

    notasheep
    Member

    just pretend it was the kids

  • #1047688

    50 years

  • #1047689

    Gamanit
    Participant

    Sleep glorious sleep… what wouldn’t we give for?

  • #1047690

    i love showers at night, its so relaxing!

  • #1047691

    shnitzy
    Member

    What?! Again?! I only cleaned off your face two minutes ago!! 😡

  • #1047692

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    To find the area of a triangle, multiply the base by the height, and then divide by 2.

  • #1047693

    Aha! A whatchermacallit!

  • #1047694

    Sippy cups are wonderful.

  • #1047695

    frumnotyeshivish
    Participant

    Obfuscation: what politicians try to do but aren’t quite smart enough to pull off.

  • #1047696

    Gamanit
    Participant

    If steering wheels would have breathalyzers and shut the car down when it senses alchohol in the drivers breath, there would be far fewer collisions.

  • #1047697

    notasheep
    Member

    I really wish those evil bunny wabbits would go away…

  • #1047698

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    “RING RING.”

    hello? …..uh, yeah, hold on.

    it’s for you.

  • #1047699

    pou_bear
    Member

    TGIF

  • #1047700

    notasheep
    Member

    ‘i’italics?’

  • #1047701

    notasheep
    Member

    itrying to figure out how to do italics and bold here/i

  • #1047702

    OneOfMany
    Member

    <em></em> for italics

    <strong></strong> to bold

  • #1047703

    notasheep
    Member

    thanks!

  • #1047704

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Today is ‘8’ in the sefira count.

    That’s 25 more days to my next shave while listening to my favorite song on my ipod.

    (sigh) scratchy, scratchy, scratchy!

  • #1047705

    frumnotyeshivish
    Participant

    [This is my first attempt at using a seemingly archaic ui…italics italics please ignore for post to post purposes… now on to my real post:]

    Because nothing finite can become infinite, my brain has no idea if what I just said makes sense.

  • #1047706

    OneOfMany
    Member

    You’ve been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?

  • #1047707

    notasheep
    Member

    I wonder what happens when I push this button that says ‘Do NOT under ANY circumstances push this button’

  • #1047708

    tzaddiq
    Member

    you know when you glance around the shul during shabbos mincha, during shemona esrei, and you see this yeshiva bochur, half asleep, davening shemona esrei by heart when all of a sudden he pounds his heart twice….lol!!

  • #1047709

    Gamanit
    Participant

    snore…zzzzzzzz. Oh. I’m at work.

  • #1047710

    tzaddiq
    Member

    i…can’t..stop….playing…..ANGRY BIRDS….help!

  • #1047711

    It’s smaller on the outside…

  • #1047712

    I invented the quadricycle!

  • #1047713

    Ariellah
    Participant

    ur not suppose to post – lol

  • #1047714

    OneOfMany
    Member

    Yeah, and this is Katara, my flying sister.

  • #1047715

    I’ve got one. Or I had one. I think I had one. Look around. See if you find it. Did I have one? Am I going mad?

  • #1047716

    writersoul
    Member

    In the quelchy quaggy sogmire,

    In the mashy mideous harshland,

    At the witchy hour of gloomness,

    All the grobes come oozing home.

    You can hear them softly slimeing,

    Glissing hissing o’er the slubber,

    All those oily boily bodies

    Oozing onward in the gloam.

    So start to run! Oh, skid and daddle,

    Through the slubber slush and sossel!

    Skip jump hop and try to skaddle!

    All the grobes are on the roam!

  • #1047717

    Vogue
    Member

    Little kid: When’s Moshiach coming?

  • #1047718

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    ” ….stand back everyone,…not to worry, I’ve got this,….I got it,…I…”

    famous last words.

  • #1047719

    And then there’s the face, you always have to make the face.

  • #1047720

    Gamanit
    Participant

    I named my doll Esty because it’s the prettiest name!

  • #1047721

    Toi
    Member

    smile when you say that…

  • #1047722

    OneOfMany
    Member

    Green is not a creative color.

  • #1047723

    SaysMe
    Member

    Growl! Just leave me BE!

  • #1047724

    OneOfMany
    Member

    ExCUSE me, there’s no pretense here–I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.

  • #1047725

    You don’t have to be evil to work here, but it helps.

  • #1047726

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    No, really! You’re unique.

    Just like everyone else.

  • #1047727

    tzaddiq
    Member

    your lips are moving, but all i hear is.. blah, blah, blah

  • #1047728

    writersoul
    Member

    “If steering wheels would have breathalyzers and shut the car down when it senses alchohol in the drivers breath, there would be far fewer collisions.”

    An Israeli kid actually just invented something like that for teenage drivers- it’s a combination breathalyzer, webcam connected to a parent’s phone that rings him/her up when the breathalyzer shows up positive, and remote control ignition so the parent can prevent the teen from turning on the car.

  • #1047729

    I’m always serious. With days off.

  • #1047730

    tzaddiq
    Member

    the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f.

    garbage like this is why aliens fly straight past us

  • #1047731

    tzaddiq
    Member

    i before e….

    except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour

  • #1047732

    Toi
    Member

    my tatty could beat you up, even with only his pinky!

  • #1047733

    writersoul
    Member

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………….

  • #1047734

    Toi
    Member

    Bond. Gold Bond.

  • #1047735

    “The image reflected in a picture is but an illusion. However, even if it is an illusion, wishing to hold onto it is one of the hollow dreams humans have.” – SM

  • #1047736

    tzaddiq
    Member

    “…but the relief of letting go, the joy in knowing i’m in charge of my life, i will not allow myself to be controlled by my yeitzer horo anymore, that’s….that’s the greatest feeling. so…liberating.

    people should know that. they should know of this happiness and serenity of doing teshuvah. because that’s the feeling after having done teshuva.

    happiness.”

    – anonymous B”T

  • #1047739

    DaasYochid
    Participant

    It’s not whether you win or lose…

    it’s just whether you win.

  • #1047740

    shalom aleichem malachei hashares malachei elyon…

  • #1047741

    exams are the worst !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • #1047742

    Just when you thought you had experienced performance, a new ride comes along and changes everything.

  • #1047743

    frumnotyeshivish
    Participant

    Of course I want to install free smileys! Who wouldn’t?

  • #1047744

    frumnotyeshivish
    Participant

    Of course I want to install free smileys! Who wouldn’t?

  • #1047745

    Toi
    Member

    shaaaaaaat aaaaaaaap!

  • #1047746

    alwaysmile
    Participant

    i just wanna sleep

  • #1047747

    Ayayashreichem24
    Participant

    I don’t know, I just like the purple mike n ikes better. They taste like grape! But you’re allowed to have your opinion too.

  • #1047748

    Shopping613
    Participant

    Wow, its hard to beleive how many members dissapear….the first page was like going down memory lane

  • #1047749

    pinkdynamite
    Member

    i feel like a five year old right now. popsicles r really good though.

  • #1047750

    Absolutely. You have to say that the only reason would be that it’s politically expedient.

  • #1047751

    Ayayashreichem24
    Participant

    “If you were half as funny as you think you are, you’d be twice as funny as you are now”

  • #1047752

    The Supreme Court today ruled on a key provision of the 1965 Voting Rights Act.

  • #1047753

    writersoul
    Member

    Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead.

  • #1047754

    Toi
    Member

    nuh uh, you think this tam tam’s broken but really its not even.

  • #1047755

    Just to let you know, I will be joining you for that two hour food fest with Dan Wheeler next hour.

  • #1047756

    They are fast. Faster than you can believe.

  • #1047757

    frumnotyeshivish
    Participant

    Do not look it in the eye!

  • #1047758

    We invite you always to do that, to go to our website and write the reviews.

  • #1047759

    writersoul
    Member
  • #1047760

    Allons-y!

  • #1047761

    Hear “red haired spared beard”! what the skim frim trim?!

  • #1047762

    No

  • #1047763

    writersoul
    Member

    Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

  • #1047764

    How do you stalk a deer with a hat? What are you going to do, throw it?

  • #1047765

    Because they’re just, um…

  • #1047766

    tzaddiq
    Member

    sigh,…..why can’t I just be one of those totally insensitive emotionless people…

  • #1047767

    WHO DA MAN?!

  • #1047768

    writersoul
    Member

    Luna: that’s a bit too post-to-post 🙂

  • #1047769

    Like, literally in a circle.

  • #1047770

    2good2btrue
    Participant

    staples $10 banner printing sale ends tomorrow

  • #1047771

    frumnotyeshivish
    Participant

    Two wrongs make a fight. A wrongful fight is never right. So… two wrongs don’t make a right. Even if one claims the light. Even if the light seems bright. Even if one is tight, with one who claims the right bright light. Despite the claims of light all you’ll get is the night.

  • #1047772

    Toi
    Member

    i laaak ice cewb

  • #1047773

    some dreams keep on getting better

  • #1047774

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    The hour is late, the day is slowly coming to a close, as the dark foreboding clouds of another Tisha b’Av hovers above.

    Another Tisha B’Av is here…..and still no Moshiach…..sighhhhh….Ahd Mossai?

    The Orthodox Jews

    (the ones with the black velvet yarmulkas)

  • #1047775

    I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back

  • #1047776

    Wisey
    Participant

    “Science without religion is lame”- Albert Einstein

    “If there are laws there must be a law maker”- Isaac Newton

  • #1047777

    Toi
    Member

    i like this thread cuz i can pick my nose and eat it too!

  • #1047778

    I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer

  • #1047779

    Rule #1

    The boss is ALWAYS right

    Rule #2

    When the boss is wrong, see rule #1

  • #1047780

    SaysMe
    Member

    grump!

  • #1047781

    Johnny’s on a vacation far away

  • #1047782

    FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD.

    lolz!

  • #1047783

    its so fluffy im gonna die!

  • #1047784

    eclipse
    Member

    Women in a large group sometimes have parallel conversations that sound similar to the above.

  • #1047785

    live right
    Member

    we know our names are Gred and Forge

  • #1047786

    -Shakespeare

  • #1047787

    tzaddiq
    Member

    i’ll never give up my pet toad, ozzie, not now not ever…

  • #1047788

    live right
    Member

    down beat Cadillac pickup truck dog in the back

  • #1047789

    tzaddiq
    Member

    if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all

  • #1047790

    wallflower
    Member

    Keeping time, time, time, in a sort of Runic rhyme, to the tintinnabulation that so musically wells from the bells…

  • #1047791

    Gamanit
    Participant

    Sleep, beautiful sleep, what wouldn’t I give for? That precious bit more…

  • #1047792

    streekgeek
    Participant

    Hermits have no peer pressure.

    @wallflower – lol, that brings back such memories from 11th grade…

  • #1047794

    Chcham
    Member

    If I believed in fate, I wouldn’t be playing with loaded dice

  • #1047795

    live right
    Member

    and she partakes not in the bread of laziness

  • #1047796

    SaysMe
    Member

    twinkle, twinkle little star

  • #1047797

    They’re very red and they’re very tall and they’re also very big.

  • #1047798

    frumnotyeshivish
    Participant

    Sign Posted – “I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.”

  • #1047799

    frumnotyeshivish
    Participant

    There is no such thing as denial.

  • #1047800

    writersoul
    Member

    One out of four people are insane. Look at the three people nearest you- if it’s not them, it’s you…

  • #1047801

    tzaddiq
    Member

    hatred is never anything but fear – if you feared no one, you would hate no one.

    -hugh downs

  • #1047802

    Cheesecake is great until it’s green and fuzzy.

  • #1047803

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    bumping for the sake of bumping for the sake of bumping

  • #1047804

    tzaddiq
    Member

    congratulations ny rangers!

    habs displayed class and over-achievement, but rangers prevailed and deserved to advance, as they were the better team.

  • #1047805

    How long is a Chinese name

    why is the fourth of july

  • #1047806

    sm29
    Member

    They just weren’t able to so they tried again

  • #1047807

    Westkreuz station was built in the course of the electrification (with third rail) of the “Stadtbahn” cross-city railway, the Ringbahn and the suburban lines connected from East and West to the “Stadtbahn”. Before, Ringbahn-trains had to call at Charlottenburg station. The station was opened on 10 December 1928, as a two-level-station under the name Ausstellung (Exhibition, for its closeness to the Messe Berlin fairgrounds), which was changed to its current name in 1932.

  • #1047808

    showjoe
    Member

    Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

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