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  • #604488
    ursketching
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    go to your friend’s chasuna and right before he walks out of the yichud room you put on alot of lipstick and as he comes in to the main ballroom for the dancing, you give him a big kiss…. and then he starts dancing obliviuos to what just happend.

    #988815
    maskingtape
    Member

    of course you would never do it because u’d never kiss ur worst enemy!

    #988817

    of course you would never do it because u’d never kiss ur worst enemy!

    What if they had gelt in their mouth?

    #988818
    Curiosity
    Participant

    moski, if your worst enemy is dumb enough to have money in their mouth when coming out of the yichud room, there’s nothing you can do to embarrass them. But that was a funny reply.

    How about putting a few drops of Visine in someone’s coffee?

    #988819
    nitpicker
    Participant

    Why would anyone think stuff like this funny or worth replying to?

    I suppose that though you wouldn’t actually do it, the picture

    and thought is humorous to you and other posters here.

    Nebech.

    “How about putting a few drops of Visine in someone’s coffee?”

    Suppose someone were to contaminate YOUR food?

    what is wrong with you people?

    #988820
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Suppose I peppered someone’s brand new day with a smile… (uch)

    #988821
    Curiosity
    Participant

    Nitpicker… The title is, stuff you “WOULDN’T” do to your worst enemy. In case you aren’t aware, “wouldn’t” is a conjunction of the words “would” and “not”. It’s the opposite of stuff you WOULD do. Get off your high horse. Just because you have no sense of humor doesn’t make everyone else wrong.

    #988822
    Curiosity
    Participant

    Zeeskite – that’s just crossing the line. Why do happy go lucky people feel like they always have the right to ruin the bitter cynical people’s days?

    #988823
    ursketching
    Member

    nitpicker-relax. the name of the thread is things we WOULDN’T do. nontheless they are still fun to imagine.

    #988824
    nitpicker
    Participant

    the thought isnt funny but painful to imagine.

    Why are they things we WOULDNT do?

    Why are they still fun to imagine?

    Sick!

    My sense of humour does not depend on imagined random acts of harm or pain to people.

    ( I was quite relaxed until I decided to check out what was doing in the CR. )

    #988825
    ready now
    Participant

    Completely agree with “nitpicker” above. This thread is stupid(evil is a better word), regardless of the fact that the title of the thread is phrased in the negative.

    Please, please DELETE this stupid (evil) thread.

    #988826
    Curiosity
    Participant

    I’ve got the feeling somebody’s had one too many drops of Visine slipped into their coffee….

    #988827
    ursketching
    Member

    ppl. are entitled to their own opinions. if you don’t appreciate a certain thread, their are plenty others to choose from. calm down

    #988828

    I know two members who are stupider than this thread and they didn’t get deleted.

    #988829
    Kozov
    Member

    Moski, I don’t know why you’re still here.

    #988830
    Curiosity
    Participant

    Moskidoodle – stupider isn’t a word, but thank you for the insult.

    #988831

    Do you know which posters I’m talking about?

    #988832
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    ME?!

    #988833

    NO!!

    #988834
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    <resuming breathing>

    #988835
    Curiosity
    Participant

    Lol no clue who, but you said 2 people “stupider than this thread.” Being that I’m part of the instigation here, I’d take it that I’m the 3rd or 4th stupidest (also not a word) in the CR?

    Hmm how about using steel strength epoxy glue to glue down everything in somebody’s room? …Oh wait, I’ve actually done that to a friend of mine. 🙂 twas a good laugh.

    #988836
    blackhatwannabe
    Participant

    Really mean pranks would to shave a bochur’s head while he was sleeping or put itching powder in his underwear. So cruel.

    #988837
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    I know a really mean one. When I was in yeshiva, one of the guys would get so worked up over nothing. So, just to get his goat–we killed his wife.

    So funny…He was so mad…We were rooooollinng.

    (In other words, this thread is retarded, and I’m horrified that you people get your kicks imagining how to be mean to people.)

    #988838

    I know a really mean one. When I was in yeshiva, one of the guys would get so worked up over nothing. So, just to get his goat–we killed his wife.

    So funny…He was so mad…We were rooooollinng.

    (In other words, this thread is retarded, and I’m horrified that you people get your kicks imagining how to be mean to people.)

    Mod 80 would’ve blocked you for that.

    #988839
    Curiosity
    Participant

    PBA, that’s a great one! Wouldn’t have thought of doing that 😀 really original!!

    #988840
    abcd2
    Participant

    I feel that this post is terrible

    Just to let all above know that this past week a lady in Pennsylvania was arrested for almost killing her husband via putting visine in his coffee.(something she apparently tried to do in the past as well)

    There is nothing prankish about anything that could potentially harm or kill a person

    #988841
    Curiosity
    Participant

    abcd2 being that this is the “pranks I wouldn’t do” thread, I’ve never actually done it, but I didn’t know it could kill someone. Nonetheless, that story is hilarious!

    #988842
    mom12
    Participant

    If visine would actually kill someone

    I would not suggest using in eyes either..

    just my thought.. I am really not into pranks.

    I have more serious things to think about..

    ENJOY

    #988843
    ursketching
    Member

    take a chill pill ppl. as mentioned before, these are stuff we WOULDN’T do.

    #988844
    PuhLease
    Participant

    Putting visene in someone’s “anything” is illegal, and can be prosecutable by the law, depending on how ill the person became. If the person becomes sick enough, you could be gacing attempted murder charges; at the very least malicious intent.

    And, why would you want to pull pranks on anyone? If they are your worst enemy, you should not bother giving them the time of day.

    #988845
    ursketching
    Member

    wow PuhLease. thanks for your great thinking

    #988846
    jhcvivgwry
    Participant
    #988847
    Curiosity
    Participant

    Okay fine so visine is a bit distasteful… How about cutting the brakelines on somebody’s car? Haha! Oh man… That’s a hilarious one. It gets them every time!!

    #988849
    superstar
    Member

    visene isnt good to use cuz its for eye irritation, redness caused by colds, pollen, and swimming. and you goto put it in the person’s eye.

    try milk of magnesia in someones coffee. instant results! 🙂

    #988850
    ready now
    Participant

    MOD, EDITOR, SOMEONE< PLEASE DELETE THIS WHOLE DISTASTEFUL THREAD

    I know several people who could die,has v sholom from using visine in their eyes – why suggest putting it in their drink! No!

    Also cutting the breaks – its just giving reckless ideas to people.Please delete! Thank you.

    #988851
    Curiosity
    Participant

    Lol… Whoever is gullible enough to actually think I’m serious should not be on the internet anyway, lest some long lost uncle from Nigeria scam them of their life savings.

    #988852
    GG yekke
    Member

    i heard a story where there was a boy in yeshiva who always used another boys shampoo, without permission, whenever he would go in the shower.

    once this other boy got fed up and filled his shampoo bottle with shaving cream……..

    #988853
    batseven
    Participant

    Why hasn’t this thread been erased yet?

    #988854

    Thanks for all the pranks ppl!

    im your worst enemy

    #988855
    Chortkov
    Participant

    GG – I saw that in a sefer from R Yitzchok Zilberstein – they went and asked him if it was mutar to do or not.

    I think they didn’t know who the thief was, and therefore decided to find out for themselves – and this was during the Nine Days too!! (Don’t ask how he had a shower; I am sure he had a heter from the CR)

    #988856
    miritchka
    Member

    GG Yekke: shaving cream? I thought you’d say Nair, or something liek that. Now that would be funny! (only in theory though…!!)

    #988858
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Try putting cream instead of skim milk in a sister’s coffee. No lasting damage, but boy do you get results! (“How am I ever going to fit into..”)

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