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  • March 2, 2017 5:16 am at 5:16 am #619379
    Lightbrite
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    What’s your favorite Purim Torah?

    March 2, 2017 6:15 am at 6:15 am #1220241
    simcha613
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    Everything is muttar in an airplane because ?? ????? ???

    March 2, 2017 6:26 am at 6:26 am #1220242
    Lightbrite
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    You must give your cholent angel a mashloach manos, but it cannot contain cholent.

    March 2, 2017 6:27 am at 6:27 am #1220243
    Lightbrite
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    You can only daven with a jacket if it’s not yours.

    March 2, 2017 6:29 am at 6:29 am #1220244
    Lightbrite
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    One may not eat any cookies that are not in the shape of a triangle after the Megillah reading and before Pesach.

    All triangle cookies must be consumed whole, as not to break the triangle shape.

    March 2, 2017 6:36 am at 6:36 am #1220245
    simcha613
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    Everything is muttar on Earth because ??? ???? ?? ????? but ??? ??? ??? ????.

    March 2, 2017 6:52 am at 6:52 am #1220246
    Lightbrite
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    All rabbonim must take their challenging shailot to the CR for review.

    March 2, 2017 6:55 am at 6:55 am #1220247
    Lightbrite
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    All frum doctors must report their insurance claims directly to Hashem.

    If the IRS investigates, you must shoo away the mother bird first.

    March 2, 2017 6:57 am at 6:57 am #1220248
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    Hair from a boy’s Upsherin must be used to make fringes for his tallis katan.

    Any extra must be buried in a geneza.

    March 2, 2017 7:18 am at 7:18 am #1220249
    Lightbrite
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    Any dirty tissues left on the shul tables on Shabbos will be collected, and after Shabbos they will be quantified.

    The owners of the discarded tissues must give a certain amount of tzedakah per tissue.

    Anyone who attempts tissue tax evasion will receive a visit from the beis din.

    March 2, 2017 12:54 pm at 12:54 pm #1220250
    WolfishMusings
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    What’s your favorite Purim Torah?

    The same Torah that I have year round. I don’t adopt a new Torah for Purim.

    The Wolf

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