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General Shmooze 3

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  • Started 3 years ago by YW Moderator-80
  • Latest reply from Wisey
  1. squeak
    Makes smalltalk with the two most sandy ectoplasmic beings on Earth (not to mention the Man on the Moon).

    I'd like to get a hold of you

    Watch out for this guy!
    Oh wait, did you mean "ahold of".

    Ah, nevermind.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  2. phrum
    Member

    ;-)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  3. Sacrilege
    the real one

    phrum
    Work your magic.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  4. WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege
    Talmid Chacham, Ben Torah same difference.
    No its not and most girls wont say they are looking for a Talmid Chacham. A talmud Chacham is a serious Torah scholar someone who "knows his beans" not just a guy who can learn a Daf Gemorah or knows some things.

    In Positive Mitzvah #209, the Torah accords great respect to the Talmid Chacham (pronounced TAHL-mid KHAH-kham), literally “wise student,” the traditional phrase for the Torah scholar. One is to rise before him, give him front-row seats and otherwise show him honor. The classic books of Halachah advise parents to marry their children to Torah scholars, and Jewish communities seeking leaders always inquired as to a candidate’s Torah knowledge as the primary deciding factor. Devoting oneself to a Torah scholar, becoming his disciple, serving him, studying under him, and learning from him, is considered devoting one’s self to G-d, as the Torah scholar, having internalized more Torah, is more in tune with G-d’s Will than you.
    (From askmoses.com)

    DEFINE YOUR TERMS

    I was once talking to a tourist on his first visit to Israel. He seemed disenchanted.

    “They call this the Holy Land,” he said. “But I’ve been up north, down south, to Jerusalem, Masada, all over—and there’s nothing holy about this place.”

    So I asked him: “Tell me, are you a bafoofstik?”

    “What’s that?”

    “Just answer the question: Are you a bafoofstik or not?”

    “How can I answer when I don’t even know what you’re talking about?!”

    “Aha,” I stopped him. “And holiness? Is it angels flapping their wings down the street, in rainbows of color and light, swirling in and out of rocks?”

    We throw around concepts, but often our thoughts are vague and unsubstantial. Without an objective definition, we can’t begin any intellectual process.

    “Are you a good person?”

    “Of course, I’m good! What kind of an insulting question is that?”

    “So tell me, what is the definition of a good person?”

    If you really desire to be a good person, you need more than feelings to determine whether you’re reaching your goal or not. You’ll need a clear way of measuring it. Otherwise people can do whatever they feel like doing and paint themselves “good.” Even Hitler presumably had a goal of “doing good”—ridding the world of Jewish vermin. But somewhere, something went wrong.

    Once you have an objective definition, then you can determine if your life is consistent with that definition. It’s true, a person can twist anything. But the more clarity you’ve got, the harder it is to twist.
    From Rav Noach weinberg Zatzal.

    squeak
    Correct English would be get hold of. Or a hold of ahold is not actually a real word although it kind of evolved into one. I have the red misspelling squiggle under ahold.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  5. phrum
    Member

    Sacrilege
    If only you could reach me through ymail now we would have enough time to arrange everything before shabbos...

    Posted 2 years ago #
  6. Sacrilege
    the real one

    phrum
    I'm not that easy... and I dont know you.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  7. phrum
    Member

    Sacrilege
    It would be hard to meet for the first time if we already knew each other, and nothing worthwhile is easy, but I'm still just working on a way to exchange references!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  8. Sacrilege
    the real one

    I dont mean know you know you. I dont know anything ABOUT you.

    I know I am the over sharer of the bunch...

    Posted 2 years ago #
  9. interesting statistic
    in sacrilege's post, the word "know" was 17.4% of the total number of words in the post

    Posted 2 years ago #
  10. Sacrilege
    the real one

    80
    Smooth, huh?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  11. popa_bar_abba
    Incorrigible; semi-retarded; eccentric; perhaps a man; somewhere between mean and average; sometimes only a bit over the top; arbitrarily cynical.

    I think Sacrilege and WIY are the same person, and one day "they" will pretend to us that they met, dated, and got engaged.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  12. adorable
    Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable...Jackie Gleason

    Sharp! Possibly....

    Posted 2 years ago #
  13. Sacrilege
    the real one

    Popa
    Actually I am a Protist which makes me neither.

    Who needs men really?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  14. cshapiro
    Nothing in the world cures worry, stress, anxiety, sadness, and depression like emuna.

    men...cant live with them, cant live without them...

    Posted 2 years ago #
  15. Sacrilege
    the real one

    Thanks Mods.

    My post makes no sense now :P

    Posted 2 years ago #
  16. WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege
    I think wed do great together because I'm a Fun-gi.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  17. phrum
    Member

    I know! ;-)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  18. WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege
    I can't believe you have no response to my comment. I thought you would find it punny ;-)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  19. Sacrilege
    the real one

    WIY
    I did respond. It got deleted :(

    My previous one was edited as well, seems like I'm not behaving myself...

    Posted 2 years ago #
  20. WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege
    Ooooh now I am really curious what you said lol!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  21. popa_bar_abba
    Incorrigible; semi-retarded; eccentric; perhaps a man; somewhere between mean and average; sometimes only a bit over the top; arbitrarily cynical.

    I know a professional talmid chochom.
    People hire him when they need a talmid chochom to say or do something for them. Sometimes, newspapers call him for a quote when they have a story that needs a talmid chochom quote, and he's been in a couple of movies.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  22. WIY
    Member

    popa_bar_abba
    Does he do broadway too?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  23. blinky
    Blinquie

    It seems that general schmooze 4 started so i guess before this thread closes whoever contributed to this thread should all say good bye! It was an enjoyable and fun thread, good bye ill miss you <sniff sniff>

    Posted 2 years ago #
  24. tunabeigel123
    Member

    You could still carry this one on, there could be general shmooze 3 & 4.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  25. blinky
    Blinquie

    tuna- nah, its no point! you can't have 2 schmoozes open! Nu anyone else gonna say good bye??????????

    Posted 2 years ago #
  26. bpt
    never caustic

    Blinky, if you recall, GS 3 was revived after a multi-month sleep, so threads never really "go away"

    Besides, all the action is at GS 4, so hop to it!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  27. i just went, and there wasnt any action no offense

    Posted 2 years ago #
  28. I can only try
    "We all try. You succeed." George HaChasid - Slayer of Trolls.

    Do you remember…

    Paying for a subway or bus ride with a token?

    Making a pay-phone call for a dime?

    Riding a trolley (in Brooklyn)?

    When Camp Agudah was in Highmount, NY?

    Mayor Lindsay?

    V-J day?

    Riding the Culver Shuttle?

    Getting war updates from non-Jews on Yom Kippur in 1973?

    Nixon’s resignation?

    Flying a propeller-driven plane?

    The quiz shows scandal?

    The first lunar landing?

    The ’69 miracle Mets?

    Camp Kol Ree Nah?

    The completion of the New York State Thruway?

    Mayor La Guardia?

    Silver quarters?

    The Iran-Contra affair?

    LSMFT?

    Khrushchev pounding the table with his shoe?

    Flying without first going thru a metal detector?

    KAL flight 007?

    The 1964 World's Fair in Queens?

    D. B. Cooper?

    The Kennedy assassination?

    Kosher King at Brooklyn College?

    When Yeshiva Torah Vodaas of Flatbush became Yeshiva Torah Temima?

    Lehavdil, how many people were zoche to have met, learned with, or receive a brocha from:

    Rav Moshe Feinstein, zt”l

    Rav Yaakov Kaminetzky, zt”l

    Rav Aharon Kotler, zt”l

    Rav Yaakov Kanievsky, (The Steipler), zt”l

    (don't ask where all this is coming from, I just felt like reminiscing [yes, some of the above were before my time])

    Posted 2 years ago #
  29. YW Moderator-42
    Life, The Coffee Room, and Subtitles.

    I remember paying for the subway with tokens.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  30. kapusta
    CR Queen - “Best of luck. Avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”

    I remember paying for the subway with tokens.

    I remember some other posts here. ;)

    (I understand though.)

    *kapusta*

    Posted 2 years ago #
  31. YW Moderator-42
    Life, The Coffee Room, and Subtitles.

    Glad you understand.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  32. yossi z.
    :D yossi :D

    Whoops. I understand too :$

    :D Zuberman! :D

    Posted 2 years ago #
  33. adorable
    Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable...Jackie Gleason

    so boring at work! boss just came in twice and i was doing personal things and I think shes upset but there's nothing for me to do! help!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  34. Smick.
    Member

    Adorable: where do you work?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  35. Smick.
    Member

    In my family Your not "allowed" to say your bored!!! You've got to just keep busy or pretend you are... It stems from my grandmother who says she's never bored and expects us all to follow suit -I guess... But I really am bored!! I'm in search of a job.. Be grateful you are bored at work and not bored without a job!!! Remember your getting paid for the boredom!!!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  36. adorable
    Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable...Jackie Gleason

    I am veyr very grateful that I have a job but its annoying to have no work left and the boss comes in and gets upset that you are not working. but there is no work!!!!!!!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  37. yungerman1
    Member

    adorable- I'm not saying you should fool your boss, but if she sees you dont have any work to do she may decide she doesnt need you.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  38. adorable
    Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable...Jackie Gleason

    she has work for me but I do it very fast and the phones dont ring all day!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  39. Wisey
    inventor of banana mush

    would it be possible for u to bring a book along and close it as soon as your boss comes along, or something like that?

    Posted 6 months ago #

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