I'd like to get a hold of you
Watch out for this guy!
Oh wait, did you mean "ahold of".
Ah, nevermind.
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General Shmooze 3
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phrum
Work your magic.Posted 1 year ago # -
Sacrilege
Talmid Chacham, Ben Torah same difference.
No its not and most girls wont say they are looking for a Talmid Chacham. A talmud Chacham is a serious Torah scholar someone who "knows his beans" not just a guy who can learn a Daf Gemorah or knows some things.In Positive Mitzvah #209, the Torah accords great respect to the Talmid Chacham (pronounced TAHL-mid KHAH-kham), literally “wise student,” the traditional phrase for the Torah scholar. One is to rise before him, give him front-row seats and otherwise show him honor. The classic books of Halachah advise parents to marry their children to Torah scholars, and Jewish communities seeking leaders always inquired as to a candidate’s Torah knowledge as the primary deciding factor. Devoting oneself to a Torah scholar, becoming his disciple, serving him, studying under him, and learning from him, is considered devoting one’s self to G-d, as the Torah scholar, having internalized more Torah, is more in tune with G-d’s Will than you.
(From askmoses.com)DEFINE YOUR TERMS
I was once talking to a tourist on his first visit to Israel. He seemed disenchanted.
“They call this the Holy Land,” he said. “But I’ve been up north, down south, to Jerusalem, Masada, all over—and there’s nothing holy about this place.”
So I asked him: “Tell me, are you a bafoofstik?”
“What’s that?”
“Just answer the question: Are you a bafoofstik or not?”
“How can I answer when I don’t even know what you’re talking about?!”
“Aha,” I stopped him. “And holiness? Is it angels flapping their wings down the street, in rainbows of color and light, swirling in and out of rocks?”
We throw around concepts, but often our thoughts are vague and unsubstantial. Without an objective definition, we can’t begin any intellectual process.
“Are you a good person?”
“Of course, I’m good! What kind of an insulting question is that?”
“So tell me, what is the definition of a good person?”
If you really desire to be a good person, you need more than feelings to determine whether you’re reaching your goal or not. You’ll need a clear way of measuring it. Otherwise people can do whatever they feel like doing and paint themselves “good.” Even Hitler presumably had a goal of “doing good”—ridding the world of Jewish vermin. But somewhere, something went wrong.
Once you have an objective definition, then you can determine if your life is consistent with that definition. It’s true, a person can twist anything. But the more clarity you’ve got, the harder it is to twist.
From Rav Noach weinberg Zatzal.squeak
Correct English would be get hold of. Or a hold of ahold is not actually a real word although it kind of evolved into one. I have the red misspelling squiggle under ahold.Posted 1 year ago # -
Sacrilege
If only you could reach me through ymail now we would have enough time to arrange everything before shabbos...Posted 1 year ago # -
phrum
I'm not that easy... and I dont know you.Posted 1 year ago # -
Sacrilege
It would be hard to meet for the first time if we already knew each other, and nothing worthwhile is easy, but I'm still just working on a way to exchange references!Posted 1 year ago # -
I dont mean know you know you. I dont know anything ABOUT you.
I know I am the over sharer of the bunch...
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interesting statistic
in sacrilege's post, the word "know" was 17.4% of the total number of words in the postPosted 1 year ago # -
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Smooth, huh?Posted 1 year ago # -
I think Sacrilege and WIY are the same person, and one day "they" will pretend to us that they met, dated, and got engaged.
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Sharp! Possibly....
Posted 1 year ago # -
Popa
Actually I am a Protist which makes me neither.Who needs men really?
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men...cant live with them, cant live without them...
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Thanks Mods.
My post makes no sense now :P
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Sacrilege
I think wed do great together because I'm a Fun-gi.Posted 1 year ago # -
I know! ;-)
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Sacrilege
I can't believe you have no response to my comment. I thought you would find it punny ;-)Posted 1 year ago # -
WIY
I did respond. It got deleted :(My previous one was edited as well, seems like I'm not behaving myself...
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Sacrilege
Ooooh now I am really curious what you said lol!Posted 1 year ago # -
I know a professional talmid chochom.
People hire him when they need a talmid chochom to say or do something for them. Sometimes, newspapers call him for a quote when they have a story that needs a talmid chochom quote, and he's been in a couple of movies.Posted 1 year ago # -
popa_bar_abba
Does he do broadway too?Posted 1 year ago # -
It seems that general schmooze 4 started so i guess before this thread closes whoever contributed to this thread should all say good bye! It was an enjoyable and fun thread, good bye ill miss you <sniff sniff>
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You could still carry this one on, there could be general shmooze 3 & 4.
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tuna- nah, its no point! you can't have 2 schmoozes open! Nu anyone else gonna say good bye??????????
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Blinky, if you recall, GS 3 was revived after a multi-month sleep, so threads never really "go away"
Besides, all the action is at GS 4, so hop to it!
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i just went, and there wasnt any action no offense
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Do you remember…
Paying for a subway or bus ride with a token?
Making a pay-phone call for a dime?
Riding a trolley (in Brooklyn)?
When Camp Agudah was in Highmount, NY?
Mayor Lindsay?
V-J day?
Riding the Culver Shuttle?
Getting war updates from non-Jews on Yom Kippur in 1973?
Nixon’s resignation?
Flying a propeller-driven plane?
The quiz shows scandal?
The first lunar landing?
The ’69 miracle Mets?
Camp Kol Ree Nah?
The completion of the New York State Thruway?
Mayor La Guardia?
Silver quarters?
The Iran-Contra affair?
LSMFT?
Khrushchev pounding the table with his shoe?
Flying without first going thru a metal detector?
KAL flight 007?
The 1964 World's Fair in Queens?
D. B. Cooper?
The Kennedy assassination?
Kosher King at Brooklyn College?
When Yeshiva Torah Vodaas of Flatbush became Yeshiva Torah Temima?
Lehavdil, how many people were zoche to have met, learned with, or receive a brocha from:
Rav Moshe Feinstein, zt”l
Rav Yaakov Kaminetzky, zt”l
Rav Aharon Kotler, zt”l
Rav Yaakov Kanievsky, (The Steipler), zt”l
(don't ask where all this is coming from, I just felt like reminiscing [yes, some of the above were before my time])
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I remember paying for the subway with tokens.
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Glad you understand.
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Whoops. I understand too :$
:D Zuberman! :D
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so boring at work! boss just came in twice and i was doing personal things and I think shes upset but there's nothing for me to do! help!
Posted 8 months ago # -
Adorable: where do you work?
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In my family Your not "allowed" to say your bored!!! You've got to just keep busy or pretend you are... It stems from my grandmother who says she's never bored and expects us all to follow suit -I guess... But I really am bored!! I'm in search of a job.. Be grateful you are bored at work and not bored without a job!!! Remember your getting paid for the boredom!!!
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I am veyr very grateful that I have a job but its annoying to have no work left and the boss comes in and gets upset that you are not working. but there is no work!!!!!!!
Posted 8 months ago # -
adorable- I'm not saying you should fool your boss, but if she sees you dont have any work to do she may decide she doesnt need you.
Posted 8 months ago # -
she has work for me but I do it very fast and the phones dont ring all day!
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