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  • #903042
    squeak
    Participant

    I’d like to get a hold of you

    Watch out for this guy!

    Oh wait, did you mean “ahold of”.

    Ah, nevermind.

    #903043
    phrum
    Member

    😉

    #903044
    Sacrilege
    Member

    phrum

    Work your magic.

    #903045
    WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege

    Talmid Chacham, Ben Torah same difference.

    No its not and most girls wont say they are looking for a Talmid Chacham. A talmud Chacham is a serious Torah scholar someone who “knows his beans” not just a guy who can learn a Daf Gemorah or knows some things.

    (From askmoses.com)

    DEFINE YOUR TERMS

    I was once talking to a tourist on his first visit to Israel. He seemed disenchanted.

    From Rav Noach weinberg Zatzal.

    squeak

    Correct English would be get hold of. Or a hold of ahold is not actually a real word although it kind of evolved into one. I have the red misspelling squiggle under ahold.

    #903046
    phrum
    Member

    Sacrilege

    If only you could reach me through ymail now we would have enough time to arrange everything before shabbos…

    #903047
    Sacrilege
    Member

    phrum

    I’m not that easy… and I dont know you.

    #903048
    phrum
    Member

    Sacrilege

    It would be hard to meet for the first time if we already knew each other, and nothing worthwhile is easy, but I’m still just working on a way to exchange references!

    #903049
    Sacrilege
    Member

    I dont mean know you know you. I dont know anything ABOUT you.

    I know I am the over sharer of the bunch…

    #903050

    interesting statistic

    in sacrilege’s post, the word “know” was 17.4% of the total number of words in the post

    #903051
    Sacrilege
    Member

    80

    Smooth, huh?

    #903052
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    I think Sacrilege and WIY are the same person, and one day “they” will pretend to us that they met, dated, and got engaged.

    #903053
    adorable
    Participant

    Sharp! Possibly….

    #903055
    Sacrilege
    Member

    Popa

    Actually I am a Protist which makes me neither.

    Who needs men really?

    #903056
    cshapiro
    Member

    men…cant live with them, cant live without them…

    #903057
    Sacrilege
    Member

    Thanks Mods.

    My post makes no sense now 😛

    #903058
    WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege

    I think wed do great together because I’m a Fun-gi.

    #903061
    phrum
    Member

    I know! 😉

    #903062
    WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege

    I can’t believe you have no response to my comment. I thought you would find it punny 😉

    #903063
    Sacrilege
    Member

    WIY

    I did respond. It got deleted 🙁

    My previous one was edited as well, seems like I’m not behaving myself…

    #903064
    WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege

    Ooooh now I am really curious what you said lol!

    #903065
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    I know a professional talmid chochom.

    People hire him when they need a talmid chochom to say or do something for them. Sometimes, newspapers call him for a quote when they have a story that needs a talmid chochom quote, and he’s been in a couple of movies.

    #903066
    WIY
    Member

    popa_bar_abba

    Does he do broadway too?

    #903067
    blinky
    Participant

    It seems that general schmooze 4 started so i guess before this thread closes whoever contributed to this thread should all say good bye! It was an enjoyable and fun thread, good bye ill miss you <sniff sniff>

    #903068

    You could still carry this one on, there could be general shmooze 3 & 4.

    #903069
    blinky
    Participant

    tuna- nah, its no point! you can’t have 2 schmoozes open! Nu anyone else gonna say good bye??????????

    #903070
    bpt
    Participant

    Blinky, if you recall, GS 3 was revived after a multi-month sleep, so threads never really “go away”

    Besides, all the action is at GS 4, so hop to it!

    #903071

    i just went, and there wasnt any action no offense

    #903072

    Paying for a subway or bus ride with a token?

    Making a pay-phone call for a dime?

    Riding a trolley (in Brooklyn)?

    When Camp Agudah was in Highmount, NY?

    Mayor Lindsay?

    V-J day?

    Riding the Culver Shuttle?

    Getting war updates from non-Jews on Yom Kippur in 1973?

    Flying a propeller-driven plane?

    The quiz shows scandal?

    The first lunar landing?

    Camp Kol Ree Nah?

    The completion of the New York State Thruway?

    Mayor La Guardia?

    Silver quarters?

    The Iran-Contra affair?

    LSMFT?

    Khrushchev pounding the table with his shoe?

    Flying without first going thru a metal detector?

    KAL flight 007?

    The 1964 World’s Fair in Queens?

    D. B. Cooper?

    The Kennedy assassination?

    Kosher King at Brooklyn College?

    When Yeshiva Torah Vodaas of Flatbush became Yeshiva Torah Temima?

    Lehavdil, how many people were zoche to have met, learned with, or receive a brocha from:

    (don’t ask where all this is coming from, I just felt like reminiscing [yes, some of the above were before my time])

    #903084
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    I remember paying for the subway with tokens.

    #903085
    kapusta
    Participant

    I remember paying for the subway with tokens.

    I remember some other posts here. 😉

    (I understand though.)

    *kapusta*

    #903086
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Glad you understand.

    #903087
    yossi z.
    Member

    Whoops. I understand too :$

    😀 Zuberman! 😀

    #903088
    adorable
    Participant

    so boring at work! boss just came in twice and i was doing personal things and I think shes upset but there’s nothing for me to do! help!

    #903089
    Smick.
    Member

    Adorable: where do you work?

    #903090
    Smick.
    Member

    In my family Your not “allowed” to say your bored!!! You’ve got to just keep busy or pretend you are… It stems from my grandmother who says she’s never bored and expects us all to follow suit -I guess… But I really am bored!! I’m in search of a job.. Be grateful you are bored at work and not bored without a job!!! Remember your getting paid for the boredom!!!

    #903091
    adorable
    Participant

    I am veyr very grateful that I have a job but its annoying to have no work left and the boss comes in and gets upset that you are not working. but there is no work!!!!!!!

    #903092
    yungerman1
    Participant

    adorable- I’m not saying you should fool your boss, but if she sees you dont have any work to do she may decide she doesnt need you.

    #903093
    adorable
    Participant

    she has work for me but I do it very fast and the phones dont ring all day!

    #903094
    Wisey
    Participant

    would it be possible for u to bring a book along and close it as soon as your boss comes along, or something like that?

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