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Posted 5 months ago #
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...blechhh, I hate alchohol, you can get drunk from those things!
Milk. Now that's a drink!Posted 5 months ago # -
On a scale of 1 to 10 what is your favorite color in the alphabet?
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UV
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Sorry baal habooze but there are 26 colors in the alphabet, let me rephrase the Question
On a scale of 1 to 260 what is your favorite color in the alphabet?Posted 5 months ago # -
Obama!
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Yes, Obama. He is currently working day and night through dark and light, rain, hail, sleet, snow, etc. TRYING with all his might to finally find a solution to the shidduch crisis.
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"moooo, i'm a goat!" , said the monkey.
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It's time I stop putting off procastination, and get nothing done once and for all!
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I smurf you if you smurfing smurf that!!!!
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
A Bp yid
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Why, when the lights are out, it's invisible, but when the stars are out, they are visible?
A Bp Yid
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(Didn't know they published the Guide in Yiddish...)
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Mr One of Many, maybe they did, or maybe they did not.
A Bp Yid
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That's Ms. OneOfMany, and I don't think it would translate well...
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Technology would be a great thing if it weren't for all the machines.
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I love working in Customer Service. I just wish I didn't have to deal with so many people so I could get my work done.
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To Mr. And Mrs. OOM, even if they didn't why would it need translation? :)
Signed ZK, er... A BP Yid
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If a vegetarian eats veggies... What does a humanitarian eat?
Signed...
a) ZK
b) popa_bar_abba
c) a Zebra
d) all of the abovePosted 5 months ago # -
I vote (d)
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-_- That's OneOfMany, not TwoOfMany.
And er...never mind.
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If a vegetarian eats veggies... What does a humanitarian eat?
Signed...
a) ZK
b) popa_bar_abba
c) a Zebra
d) all of the above1. Wolf http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/best-profession#post-135727
2. Mepal http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/a-humorous-item/page/28#post-81155
3. BSD http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/corny-jokes#post-231999So none of the above, but 3 of the non-above.
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Everyone knows that if toast falls it falls on the buttered side. If a cat falls it falls on its legs.
What happens if you butter the back of a cat?Posted 5 months ago # -
The fact that he is still around unblocked, the Mods must have looked into this poster "aHeiligeYid", and ruled he takeh must be a heilige yid.
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To Baal habooze, thank you for your kind words, I think, but I am a English and Yiddish speaker who is not a second account, not Joseph, but possibly a Robot.
Hope that my secret will stay secret (even though I doubt it),
A BP Yid
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Oh, and a zebra is ruled out too.
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them
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Luna
I just pretended to lolPosted 5 months ago # -
You? Keep a secret?
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Nah, unprecedented to keep a secret..
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My previous post was "a silly post", and I had no intention to flatter! aHeiligeYid, you are a perfect bonafide troll and nothing close to that (fake) name you claim to be. Please leave!
(note: this is NOT a silly post)Posted 5 months ago # -
To Baal haBooze, thanks! Time to go the way of all new posters who were kicked out after two days.... ;(
R.I.P. a Heilege Yid.
12/18/12-12/21/12Posted 5 months ago # -
And now.... He's afraid to answer..
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Anybody home, mr. Baal? Or still too SCARED post...
Not trolling....more like ogreing!
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mods? alert.
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Massering or just having fun like the rest of us?
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There used to be a man named BOB OTTO in town. Everyone thought he was so cool because his last name was also a first name. One day, BOB discovered that a man named OTTO BOB had moved into town. Nobody thought BOB was cool any more because OTTO BOB clearly had a cooler name than him. So BOB OTTO decided he was going to kill OTTO BOB so that he could reclaim his having the coolest name in town. So on a dark night in December, BOB snuck into OTTO BOB’s house, which happened to be right next door to BOB OTTO’s. He even had his name written across his front door like BOB did on his own front door. BOB also noticed that the girl who used to be HIS nextdoor neighbor, Anna, now had her car parked on the street right near OTTO’s house. What a meanieface, thought BOB. He’s taken everthing from me. I should definitely kill him. But much to BOB’s disappointment, OTTO had apparently gone on his own night wanderings that evening, and BOB sadly carried his unsullied kitchen knife back home.
The next day, BOB again noticed all of his friends chatting and carrying on with his arch nemesis. Ah, apparently they were all fascinated by whatever it was he was cooking. And he was good at multitasking, too. He was reading a book named Stressed Lager, which clearly had nothing to do with his cooking, as he was making cheesecake. (BOB wasn’t even really sure what Stressed Lager was, but it sounded like something nerds would read.)
On sudden impulse, BOB yelled out, “You just like him because he’s a lefty!” OTTO’s friends, who used to be BOB’s friends, just gave him blank stares. And OTTO, of all people, appeared to be glaring at him, yes that’s right GLARING, as if somehow BOB was in the wrong. “Seriously?? Well, this is it. I’ve had enough of you!”
BOB grabbed a kitchen knife from one of BOB’s drawers and drew it back in his right hand. With a sense that he was righting a wrong in the world, the knife felt very comfortable and familiar, although something felt slightly wrong. And as the knife flew from his grip towards OTTO, BOB realized his mistake, but it was too late. The sound of breaking glass was quickly followed the feeling of warm blood flowing down BOB OTTO’s right temple. And as BOB breathed his last breaths, he looked up at the handwritten sign scribbled next to his head. It said “Reward Stop”.
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Thanks Tumm, that's very funny!
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Thanks, HaLeiVi! Did you catch all the subtleties? I've never written something like this before, so I'm not sure if I was too subtle.
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Frummy, I got some of it, I just don't understand the ending, nor how the mirror works out.
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uneeq - I realized afterwards that I mistyped one of the names in the last paragraph - BOB grabs a knife from OTTO's drawer, not from BOB's, as he is in OTTO's kitchen. I'm not sure if that threw anyone off.
Also bear in mind that it's not necessarily supposed to be a satisfying ending that makes the whole story click, just a confirmation that it in fact is some form of mirror. I was kind of thinking that our friend BOB is stuck in some sort of nether-region where many of his actions are mirrored - obviously not all of them are, as BOB wasn't cooking his own cheesecake, and they were BOTH somehow in OTTO's kitchen. I guess I kinda wanted to leave some interpretation up to the reader.
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Funnybone: perpetual motion
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frummy
I see a lot of depth in this story. I have my own pshat. Sometimes we can be jealous and hate someone else and think that if we try to harm them we will be hapoier or it will grant us success. But the reality is that when we try to do bad to others the one we are hurting most is ourselves.Posted 5 months ago # -
WIY - I like it; thank you!
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"Go on. Ask"
"You ask!"
"NO! You ask"
"Why can't YOU ask"
"Fine.....hey, my friend wants to ask you something"
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