Sometimes I feel like a….

Good for eating from, but suffocating if you stick your whole head in.

A flower just beneath the surface, about to sprout just not quite there yet

Plastic bag.

At the end, won’t we all just be choking a dolphin.

Meaning high as ayeshivah guy on Thursday night after mishmar

People just reuse or us or throw us away, don’t they?

Sometimes I feel like a turtle. I like taking it slow.

Before my rabbit died (don’t say I killed it. I didn’t kill it. It died. All by itself) we raced my turtle against it (think tortoise vs. hare), and no one won. The turtle crawled to the side, and then back to the starting point, and the rabbit hopped forward, made it almost to the end, and sat down.

Sometimes I feel like a turtle and want to eat some worms.

Sometimes I feel like a turtle in a tank, and sometimes I feel like a turtle in the ocean.

Sometimes I feel like a turtle, retreating into my shell when the world gets too weird for me.

Sometimes I feel like a turtle when I peek my head out again, check if the coast is clear, and start walking.

Sometimes I feel like a turtle when I wear a green shirt.

Where do you live that you have such religious parrots? No, don’t tell me. We already discussed this, I think.