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  • #589812

    Just Smile
    Participant

    This is a thread for all those HUGE fans of The Purim Story by Torahvision.

    The greatest tape out there on the Purim story!

    #1219125

    moish01
    Member
    .we're here
    to do
    the will of the king!

    #1219126

    Just Smile
    Participant

    Go tell your stupid master that in the house of my father king Belshatzar he wouldn’t have been good enough to clean the horses stables. My father can drink enough wine for a thousand men and wouldn’t get drunk. Achasveirosh has just a few drinks and becomes completely crazy. I refuse to obey his insane command, tell the king I will not come!

    #1219127

    mepal
    Member

    Oh gosh. Maturity please?

    #1219128

    mepal
    Member

    Just smile, is that all you listen to all day? By us its only on in March.

    #1219129

    moish01
    Member

    sorry i can’t go that high pitched, Just Smile

    #1219130

    moish01
    Member

    mepal, you mean you don’t know it by heart?

    #1219131

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    this is so entertaining- I’ll have to buy it and catch up on my childhood. Charlie Brown you wanna chip in 😉 I wonder if you know this tape too

    #1219132

    aussieboy
    Participant

    Balonneeyyyy Salamieeee (or something like that)

    #1219133

    aussieboy
    Participant

    Here coms haman here comes haman (something) to the king (something) to the quenn everybody swing everbody swing. Everybogy down to the ground because we all bow down when hamans around (haha i love that tape lol)

    #1219134

    anonymisss
    Participant

    hey, aussie, YOU”RE HERE!!!! YAY!!!

    I’m glad to see that you’ve decided to improve your work performance;P

    ~a~

    #1219135

    moish01
    Member

    areivim, i didn’t think it was that old but your kids don’t put it on? you’re depriving them, man! the only reason i know it by heart is because even once i grew out of it, there’s always another kid in the house that’s obsessed

    #1219136

    anonymisss
    Participant

    aussie, the word is second

    ~a~

    #1219137

    aussieboy
    Participant

    moish: You grew out of it????? 😉

    anonymisss: Thanks 🙂

    #1219138

    Just Smile
    Participant

    All day and all night.

    And yes I can go that high!

    Zeresh – I’m home!

    #1219139

    aussieboy
    Participant

    Bigggg deallll biggg deallll

    #1219140

    shaatra
    Member

    I know someone who does one of the voices

    #1219141

    mepal
    Member

    aussie: its ‘salomeeee, baloneeee’ (you gotta listen to it again…you’re forgetting the details 😉 )

    #1219142

    hi100
    Member

    is it this tape- zeresh i’m home!!!! BIG DEAL… BIG DEAL!!!!!! Who’s the best person(wtvr something like that)lol!

    #1219143

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    hi100- you gotta stick around the CR more often!

    #1219144

    anonymisss
    Participant

    hi100, that’s the one we’re talking about!!!

    ~a~

    #1219145

    an open book
    Participant

    ha this thread is funny! i haven’t heard that tape in years, but every once in a while i hear a kid repeating their favorite part.

    #1219146

    frum not crum
    Participant

    Esther my childd, heed my words to you.. even in the darkest hours, keep the torah true. Through you will come salvation for each and every jew. Vaanochi haster astir panai bayom hahu…

    I was reading the Meam Loez on Esther and there was lots of word-for-word from the book to the tape and I found myself reading in funny voices… I got a few strange looks.

    #1219147

    striving
    Member

    bigsaaan seresssh bring me a glass of water at once!

    funny – bigsan and seresh’s language: “a binga binga boonga”

    lol about the salami bologna thing – my whole childhood i tried to figure out what in the world they were saying!

    #1219148

    striving
    Member

    mordechai literally sounds like country yossi… is he?

    #1219149

    Just Smile
    Participant

    Are you gentlemen ready to order?

    Well what have you got?

    We’ve got – Portuguese Pig, Scandinavian Snail, Rhinosauraus Bits and Elephant Tails, Californian Clams, and Syrian Snakes, Freeze Dried Ants and Cockroach Cakes, Alaskan…

    That’s OK, I’ve lost my appetite

    Hey hey hey, and besides, I can’t eat that because I a Jew, and I was brought up on Torah aaaaaand Mitzvos (613 Torah Avenue soundtrack plays in background)

    #1219150

    aussieboy
    Participant

    Its a PUSKA! not a PUSHKA!

    your supposed to stand in front of the horse not behind it (i love that line haha 🙂

    DADDY HAMAN…and whos the most despical person person? DADDY HAMANNN! haha 🙂

    I love this thread its making me smile 🙂 Thank you mods for approving this thread and Just Smile for coming up with it 🙂

    #1219151

    Jax
    Member

    my fave part was always–>good niiiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhht! gooood niggggggggggttttt!(the good night part all stretched out!)

    #1219152

    Jax
    Member

    mod 42 should be of help to this thread, he’s well versed in ”When Zaidy was Young”!

    #1219153

    Jax
    Member

    Just Smile: i love 613 Torah Avenue! i think i have the box of those video-VHS in the basement of those! along with the ”Marvelous Medos Machine” VHSes!

    areivim: yeah charlie brown is needed here to jog your childhood memories back!

    #1219154

    aussieboy
    Participant

    Jax: Wow you can almost open an antiques store lol

    #1219155

    Feif Un
    Participant

    Brings back good memories…

    Bigsan and Seresh, what’s that snake doing in my water barrel?

    I think it’s doing the back stroke, your majesty!

    #1219156

    mazal77
    Participant

    We originally had the cassette set and that broke. My husband insisted we get the CD version to replace it. My kids can repeat the whole cassette word for word.

    “Here comes Haman, Here comes Haman, second to the king, second to the king, Here comes Haman, Here comes Haman, everybody swing, everybody swing, cause we bow down when Haman around… Salami, Bologna, Salami,” Come to think of it, i can repeat it.

    #1219157

    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Wow, this brings back memories to, let’s see… 2.5 months ago! Awesome tape/CD!

    Just to bring a bit of seriousness to this thread…

    We can do teshuva

    We can repent from our ways

    We can do teshuva

    Just like in previous days

    When all hope seems lost, we turn to Hashem

    We can do teshuva

    A-a-agaaain

    #1219158

    Just Smile
    Participant

    Let’s start from the beginning.

    The Purim (urim) Story (ory)

    Vayehi B’mei achsveirosh, hoo Achasveirosh, Hamolech meyhidu v’ad kush, sheva v’esrim u mayah medina, baymim haheym…

    Hear yee Hear yee, The king hereby invites all the inhabitants of the city of Shushan to a royal feast to be held at the kings royal palace.

    Hear yee Hear yee, The king hereby invites all the inhabitants of the city of Shushan to a royal feast to be held at the kings royal palace.

    A royal feast at the royal palace? I can only wait to taste the food. Who cares about the food (hic) as long as there’s something (hic) to drink.

    (waaa waaa wa wa waaaaaaaaaa)

    #1219159

    xoxo
    Member

    Just Smile, I know you’re a bored soul, but I didn’t realize how desperate the situation is..

    #1219160

    chofetzchaim
    Member

    Wow, I love this thread!

    Just Smile, you forgot a line,

    “That foolish king achashveorosh, always raising our taxes, its about time he did something right with our money.”

    A royal feast…

    And continue where you left off…

    Most of the inhabitants of Shushan were eagerly preparing for the kings royal banquet, most – with the exception of Mordichai Hayihudi who was the teacher and respected leader of the Jewish people.

    And now talmidim the pasuk can be understood.

    Alright (klap) Mussar Seder…

    #1219161

    Jax
    Member

    another child tape i loved was the Safety tape! that was a really really good tape! anyone remember it?!

    There is a new thread for this here – YW Moderator-42

    #1219162

    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    We’ve got – Portuguese Pig, Scandinavian Snail, Rhinosauraus Bits and Elephant Tails, Californian Clams, and Syrian Snakes, Freeze Dried Ants and Cockroach Cakes, Alaskan…

    Thanks Just Smile. I was never able to make out the “freeze dried ants” part.

    #1219164

    Just Smile
    Participant

    Cofetzchaim,

    I am so embarrassed. I can’t believe I forgot those lines.

    Mod-42,

    np, I’m a lyrics freak. It took a little while to figure that one out. I’m still not sure if it’s Rhinoceros Bits or Rhinosauraus Pits. I always thought Pits but Bits makes more sense.

    I’m a lyrics freak too and I’m pretty sure it’s “Rhinoceros Bits”

    #1219165

    gavra_at_work
    Participant

    Does anyone understand why they play the Hungarian Rhapsody during Mordechai’s speech (I think the second one after the decree)? I understand its better than the Bohemian version, but they couldn’t think of anything more somber?

    Also appreciate the Wicked Witch clip for Vashti. It goes well with the laugh.

    #1219166

    Just Smile
    Participant

    Ha ha ha, Leah boil a cup of tea for me at one.

    Yes you majesty.

    A maid should always have a smile on her face while serving her mistress.

    Yes you majesty.

    Leah, did you tend the garden today as I instructed

    No your majesty, I didn’t have a chance to do it yet. I plan to get to it first thing tomorrow morning.

    What do you mean you didn’t do it yet. Don’t give me your excuses. I know why you didn’t work today, because its your holy shabbos and you didn’t want to work on shabbos tell me. That’s the real reason. Isn’t it?

    #1219167

    xoxo
    Member

    Lyrics freak.. so thats the excuse..

    “I always thought Pits but Bits makes more sense.”

    I personally always thought it was … oh why am i even bothering

    #1219168

    Just Smile
    Participant

    You think you’re so funny.

    Kids these days….

    #1219169

    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    The “Od Yishama” music by Achashveirosh and Esther’s wedding is funny.

    And then there is this song:

    Let’s cut and saw the treee

    for Mordy Hayiduhdiii

    He’ll swing up high

    Up in the sky

    for one and all to seeee

    #1219171

    ambush
    Participant

    oh my… and i thought i listened to it alot…

    #1219172

    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Ah Haman, my dear friend and close adviser, look at this beautiful banquet that my queen Esther has prepared, why don’t you come and sit right next to me. (snif snif) Hmmph, on 2nd thought maybe you better go sit over there. Woo!

    #1219173

    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Esther: That wicked man Haman (graggar sound)

    #1219175

    moishy
    Participant

    “we’re here to do the will of the king!”

    #1219176

    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    yet mods,

    he said the same line

    :p> mbachur <d:

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