The Red Carpet for Reb Squeak

Rabbosai,

We need to roll out the red carpet for squeak. It’s been much too long without our cherished chaver’s presence.

I feel the imminent need to once again give you the laugh of your life, much like that time oh so long ago when I made you laugh like you never did before on Yeshiva World.

Prepare to Flee America!

And with you gracing our cyberhome we will all once again be zoche to have squeak, Joseph and apushatayid (jphone) in the same room!

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And, squeak, upon your imminent return please bring our dear friend I Can Only Try with you. And, of course, acharon acharon chaviv, Dr. Pepper.