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  • Started 1 year ago by The Goq™
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  1. The Goq™
    Founder, President, Vice President and CEO of the CR Welcome Wagon!

    Dear Bochurim and Kollel yungeleit,

    Welcome back we at your Yeshiva office hope you had a restful summer break please know that while you were off most of us were still in the Yeshiva hard at work preparing for your return.

    Here is list of do's and don'ts to keep in mind when working with your Yeshiva staff.

    DO

    Come in if there is anything we can help you with

    Come in just to say hello to us we are always glad to speak with you

    When making a request please preface your request with the following hello mr/mrs/rabbi so and so how are you? we like to feel like we are human beings and not pieces of office furniture

    DO NOT

    speak on your cell phone in the office this is a place of business and it is hard to answer phones with a cell phone talker loudly speaking in your vicinity.

    gather here if you are bored this is not a chabura or a lounge.

    make an optical scan of everything in the room looking at things on peoples desk is an invasion of privacy and some things are not for public consumption.

    do not pace in the reception area this is very distracting

    I hope these tips have been helpful and once again welcome back!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. The Goq™
    Founder, President, Vice President and CEO of the CR Welcome Wagon!

    It's that time again.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  3. Syag Lchochma
    Tell it to me, and I will tell you if it's Loshon Hara :)

    *sniff sniff* My son goes back tonight and I'm sending a son OOT (to NY) for the first time **WAIL**

    Posted 9 months ago #
  4. SayIDidIt™
    Member

    Goq™, so you work in a Yeshiva office? When seeking help, do the guys address you as Rabbi Goq™?!

    Gotto find this Yehiva so we can meet!!

    SiDi™

    Posted 9 months ago #
  5. Syag Lchochma
    Tell it to me, and I will tell you if it's Loshon Hara :)

    PSST SiDi-I'm already on it. I have enrolled a son in every yeshiva in NY and when I go in to get the admit cards I will say "Thank you Reb Goq" at each office to see what happens. I'll keep you posted.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  6. The Goq™
    Founder, President, Vice President and CEO of the CR Welcome Wagon!

    Sorry friends i am not ordained just Mr. Goq will do.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  7. popa_bar_abba
    Incorrigible; semi-retarded; eccentric; perhaps a man; somewhere between mean and average; sometimes only a bit over the top; arbitrarily cynical.

    How about ordering huge computers and printers and boxes of diapers and coins from the mint to the office? Is that a good idea?

    Posted 9 months ago #
  8. The Goq™
    Founder, President, Vice President and CEO of the CR Welcome Wagon!

    Well popa we get diapers like every single day the ups lady complains about all the packages, a couple weeks ago she brought us a multi pack of paper towels i mean for real who orders paper towels online!?

    Posted 9 months ago #
  9. Curiosity
    Not a cat person

    Dr. Goq has a much better ring to it...

    Posted 9 months ago #
  10. The Goq™
    Founder, President, Vice President and CEO of the CR Welcome Wagon!

    Doc Goq? yeah that works, or you can call me ModGoq.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  11. popa_bar_abba
    Incorrigible; semi-retarded; eccentric; perhaps a man; somewhere between mean and average; sometimes only a bit over the top; arbitrarily cynical.

    It is pretty ridiculous for the UPS lady to complain about having to deliver packages...

    Posted 9 months ago #
  12. The Goq™
    Founder, President, Vice President and CEO of the CR Welcome Wagon!

    She complains alot but then again she is short.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  13. haifagirl
    Chief of Grammar Enforcement Commandos

    I don't think anyone was happier to see the beginning of the zman than I was.

    When I would be on my way home from work, it was very disheartening to get on a bus at 10:30 p.m. when it was packed with everybody who had to come to Haifa bein hazmanim. And even when the bus wasn't packed, I was still unable to sit because children were sitting in all the seats. I guess in Yeshiva they don't teach parents to teach their children to give up a seat to an adult.

    Now it's Elul, and tonight I got to sit down.

    Posted 9 months ago #
  14. YW Moderator-42
    Life, The Coffee Room, and Subtitles.

    Haifagirl, I thought you're not an adult yet.

    Posted 8 months ago #
  15. YW Moderator-42
    Life, The Coffee Room, and Subtitles.

    "Who orders paper towels online?"

    People order pretty much everything under the sun online. With Amazon Prime free shipping, why not? Especially in NY where there is no parking why would you want to buy things in person?

    Posted 8 months ago #
  16. SayIDidIt™
    Member

    why do people order things to Yeshiva offices in the first place?

    SiDi™

    Posted 8 months ago #
  17. YW Moderator-42
    Life, The Coffee Room, and Subtitles.

    SiDi, because receiving packages in an apartment building (or even a house) when you aren't home can be tricky. In yeshiva someone is there to sign for you and the packages are somewhat safe (though I have heard of thefts from yeshiva mail piles)

    Posted 8 months ago #
  18. Syag Lchochma
    Tell it to me, and I will tell you if it's Loshon Hara :)

    Mr/Mrs/Rabbi Goq - Okay, I am packing my son up and I told him to come to you if he needs help with his laundry, not to order diapers, to call you when he wants to talk and not to leave beer cans in the office lounge. Is that everything?

    Posted 8 months ago #
  19. SayIDidIt™
    Member

    What about asking to use rhe office PC to post on the CR??

    SiDi™

    Posted 8 months ago #
  20. Syag Lchochma
    Tell it to me, and I will tell you if it's Loshon Hara :)

    I'm guessing the internet isn't working in there cuz Goq hasn't posted all day!

    Posted 8 months ago #
  21. The Goq™
    Founder, President, Vice President and CEO of the CR Welcome Wagon!

    Lol Syag here i am! boy you have such a nice well mannered son you should be very proud!

    Posted 8 months ago #
  22. SayIDidIt™
    Member

    then how do they do all those important things every office does? And if the computers break down, I hope them have a pack of cards to do there work manually!

    SiDi™

    Posted 8 months ago #

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