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  • #607498
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    You know how it goes.

    You found the lamp, Genie comes out, asks for your requests.

    Go ahead. Make 3 wishes.

    What would you wish for?

    #921332
    just my hapence
    Participant

    Number 1: I wish for an infinite amount of wishes. From there, I’m set…

    #921333
    TheGoq
    Participant

    I would wish for certain people to disappear.

    #921334
    WIY
    Member

    Moshiach Moshiach Moshiach oy oy oyyoyoyoy moshiach moshiach moshiach oyyoy oyyoy oyyoy (MBD song)

    #921335
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    1) Clear my muddied name

    2) Thank all closest for their kind words of support

    3) Get back at (kidding)

    One more please:

    4) ESCAPE FROM HERE!!

    #921336
    MorahRach
    Member

    My family to be healthy forever & always.

    Parnassah for immediate and extended family.

    To have as many children as Hashem will allow me.

    #921337

    Moshiach, Moshiach, Moshiach!

    #921338
    🍫Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    Right now this is my biggest spiritual wish in and out of the CR:

    For people to learn that when defending Hashems Torah, you are STILL obligated to respect Hashem’s children.

    When you defend words that you interpret as anti-Torah ( sometimes correctly and sometimes not) you still have a Halachik obligation to attack the words and posts without destroying the person. Your behavior should not be more anti-Torah than their words were.

    #921339
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    just my hapence: That is in direct violation of Wish Requesting from Genies, and you know it!!

    😉

    For those requesting Moshiach, and other Ruchniyosdik stuff that intermingles with other people’s bechirah, please stop and reread the OP. This is about a Genie, not G-D.

    Think gashmiyus, people, g-a-s-h-m-i-y-u-s!

    #921340
    tzaddiq
    Member

    i’ll have 2 fries and a large coke

    #921341
    WIY
    Member

    Zeeskite

    There’s therapy for internet addiction. If you have a problem with certain websites download Bluecoat k9 and put a block on those websites and have someone else hold the passwords. You will be protected that way and reclaim some of your sanity. That is if you truly want to change and be helped.

    #921342
    147
    Participant

    1) Enhance Kedusho of Yom ha’Atzmaut

    2) Enhance Kedusha of Yom Yerusholayim

    3) Support Medinat Yisrael unequivocally

    #921343
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    tzaddiq: ROFL!!

    #921344
    Rav Tuv
    Participant

    For those requesting Moshiach, and other Ruchniyosdik stuff that intermingles with other people’s bechirah, please stop and reread the OP. This is about a Genie, not G-D.

    Think gashmiyus, people, g-a-s-h-m-i-y-u-s!

    Emes is the OP is expressing kefira. On is forbidden to pray to Hashem only. And only hashem can give us any ruchnios or gashmios anyway.

    #921345
    uneeq
    Participant

    1) Create Kedusha for Yom Ha’Atzmaut

    2) Create Kedusha for Yom Yerushalayim

    3) Enhance Ahavat Yisrael limitlessly

    #921346
    yaakov doe
    Participant

    I’d only have 2 wishes –

    I’d wish for unlimited wishes

    I’d wish that people with too much time on theiur hands do something constructive with the time rather than spend it here at CR.

    #921347
    Kozov
    Member

    “4) ESCAPE FROM HERE!!”

    If you want to escape, why don’t you just leave?

    #921348
    Naysberg
    Member

    1) An airplane

    2) A mansion

    3) A Lexus

    #921349
    Rav Tuv
    Participant

    oops sorry I meant to say…

    Emes is the OP is expressing kefira. On is forbidden to pray to anyone but Hashem . And only hashem can give us any ruchnios or gashmios anyway.

    #921350
    Rav Tuv
    Participant

    oops sorry I meant to say…

    Emes is the OP is expressing kefira. On is forbidden to pray to anyone but Hashem . And only hashem can give us any ruchnios or gashmios anyway.

    #921353
    🍫Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    Think gashmiyus, people, g-a-s-h-m-i-y-u-s!

    Fine then. I would wish for a full set of forks.

    #921355
    more_2
    Member

    Shalom

    Lots of money – A good job

    Health and Happiness

    #921356
    147
    Participant

    a) See Pollard freed

    b) See Rubashkin Freed

    c) See Ostreicher back on American soil

    #921357

    To be a mod

    #921358
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Emes is the OP is expressing kefira. One is forbidden to pray to anyone but Hashem . And only Hashem can give us any ruchnios or gashmios anyway.

    Asking someone who has something does not constitute Teffila.

    Another important point is that Rav Shrira Gaon says that there are many things that are in the hands of Malachim, and you are allowed to ask them for it. (Caution: Don’t Daven to them. Ask a Rav experienced in these matters — and send me his number — for more details.)

    So, I wouldn’t ask for ??? ??? ??????, since it is obviously not in its hands.

    #921359
    147
    Participant

    This is an extremely tricky issue via a vis the prayers towards end of Selichos of “Machnisei Rachamim”

    #921360
    Showjoe
    Member

    uneeq:+1

    #921361
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    147, the Maharal actually says that it can be justified if it is not a prayer, only a command.

    #921362

    OK then:

    1) Chavez should be put out of his misery

    2) Ahmadinejad should join him in der erd

    3) Obama should be replaced by the Admou”r meCreedmoor

    #921363
    just my hapence
    Participant

    BaalHabooze – If you want to play that way, fine. Then wish 1: that the rule about no infinite wishes never existed. Thus allowing wish 2: infinite wishes. And then I’m good to go!

    #921364
    oomis
    Participant

    1) to see EMES in the world

    2) to see everyone living their lives productively b’simcha and in good health with no yisurin

    3) for Moshiach to come in our lifetime

    #921365
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    jmh – Don’t mess with the Ministry of Genies and its Laws. You will be banned from wishing anything for the next 435 years, pending a hearing from the Upper Authorities, in violation of Code Bill #108 of Genilaws XZ34.

    In addition, by requesting those prohibited wishes, you also inadvertently fried the Genie’s B.R.A.I.N., corrupting and destroying his core S.O.U.L. and he is now permanantly damaged. He will have to be disposed of and replaced.

    (hey, I should write my own version of Harry Potter!)

    #921366
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    oomis

    1) !!!

    #921367
    gavra_at_work
    Participant

    Emes is the OP is expressing kefira. On is forbidden to pray to anyone but Hashem . And only hashem can give us any ruchnios or gashmios anyway.

    Clarke’s third law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

    #921368
    chalilavchas
    Member

    1- Gezunt

    2- Parnasa

    3- Nachas

    World peace and the end of Anti-semitism would be nice too.

    #921369
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    I don’t know that I agree with syag. I have to think about it some more, and maybe hear more what syag means.

    #921370
    just my hapence
    Participant

    Bother.

    #921371
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    talk about squandering an opportunity…tsk tsk.

    #921372
    Luna Lovegood
    Participant

    1) A library with enough books that I would never get bored

    2) Top grades in school so I could go to a good college and get a good job

    3) An endless wardrobe full of clothes

    #921373
    tzaddiq
    Member

    1) $50 billion

    2) a job i love

    3) good health till 120

    #921374
    WolfishMusings
    Participant

    1. Wish for an infinite number of wishes.

    What? That’s not allowed? I can’t wish for more wishes? Okay.

    1. Wish for an infinite number of genies.

    What? That’s also not allowed? Okay.

    1. Wish for a redefinition of the word “three.”

    The Wolf

    #921375
    groisakishka
    Member

    3) a billion dollars

    2) a loving family

    1) an intimate relationship with Hashem

    #921376

    1. Resume life as a Bais Yaakov Girl (meaning deleting my Facebook account, along with acquiring the wardrobe and attending a bais yaakov seminary).

    2. Get a good shidduch.

    3. That everyone should be able to live fulfilling lives (with health, love and happiness).

    #921377
    tzaddiq
    Member

    wolfish – lol!

    #921378
    Chortkov
    Participant

    1- Gezunt

    2- Parnasa

    3- Nachas

    World peace and the end of Anti-semitism would be nice too.

    Nachas — Is Nachas Ruchniyus or g-a-s-h-m-i-u-s? I’m not sure.

    World peace and the end of Anti-semitisim –> Mashiach was already banned from the wishes.

    #921379
    Torah613Torah
    Participant

    ???? ?? ??? ????? ?? ?? ?’ ???

    #921380
    playtime
    Member

    1. My name cleared

    2. My buddy Clantino out

    3. The suitcase back with the full amount

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