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What's the Formula?

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  1. ZeesKite
    Member

    Does anyone here have the exact formula for figuring out my moods and brain-power-hour-output as related to the weather?

    Take today, for instance. Outside (last I came up from my underground bunker and checked) is cloudy, rainy, cold, damp, dreary. Head (think module) is on reduced power mode, inside gears turning only at 4658 (and a quarter) rpm.

    It took longer to type this up. (and this line made it longer (and that, too, made it longer (and that, too, made it longer (and that, too, ma <HELP It's getting to my head!>

    Posted 2 years ago #
  2. HaLeiVi
    Plays the aeolian harp by air

    It's a very simple formula: y=f(n) where f=f(n)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  3. ZeesKite
    Member

    I knew that. How about where it's not.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  4. HaLeiVi
    Plays the aeolian harp by air

    Well, then it gets a bit more complex: y = f(n) where n = -∞
    and f = f(n+1)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  5. ZeesKite
    Member

    Again, you're always equationing where it is. I want to know where it's not.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  6. HaLeiVi
    Plays the aeolian harp by air

    First do it.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  7. dhl144
    Member

    nooooooooo commmennnnnttt!!!!!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  8. JustHavingFun
    Real Cool!

    Mood = input[{chocolate} + {peace & quiet}] - annoyance[{ringing phones}*{honking horns}*{lack of chocolate}]

    Everything is better with chocolate!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  9. Derech HaMelech
    King's Highway

    Well, then it gets a bit more complex: y = f(n) where n = -∞
    and f = f(n+1)

    My guess is that y = -∞

    y = f(n)
    y = f(-∞)
    -∞ = f(-∞ + 1)
    y = -∞ * -∞
    y = -∞

    Yes. I am very bad at math.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  10. ZeesKite
    Member

    STOP IT!!! My computer is burning up from all that calcalusion.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  11. zen3344
    Member

    If y = f(n) where n = -∞ and f = f(n+1) is where it is,

    then I postulate that

    ¬ (y = f(n) where n = -∞ and f = f(n+1)) is where it's not.

    Make sense?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  12. YW Moderator-42
    Life, The Coffee Room, and Subtitles.

    2B | !2B = Q

    Posted 2 years ago #
  13. HaLeiVi
    Plays the aeolian harp by air

    That is brilliant, 42! Is that your own?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  14. Wisey
    inventor of banana mush

    If weather causes a negative mood then time outdoors should be decreased.
    Mood =Simchas Hachayim minus dreary weather multiplied by time spent outdoors squared.
    Using the Order of Operations this can be proven considering the downward spiral a low mood causes.

    Posted 2 years ago #

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