What’s the strangest thing you got in your mishloach manos this year?

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    Someone gave us a can (soda-size) of V-8.

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    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    What’s V-8?

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    👑RebYidd23
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    A type of engine.

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    smc
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    I got haman tashin. Very weird. Anyone else?

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    Chortkov
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    A plunger.

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    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    yekke – for real or was that a joke?

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    It’s vegetable juice. I found it enjoyable.

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    (This thread didn’t move up when I posted to it yesterday.)

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    Bump.

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    iacisrmma
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    Shmura Matza

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    Takes2-2tango
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    I got a cold hot dog in a bun, wrapped in foil.

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    The little I know
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    A big head of garlic.

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    Joseph
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    Gefilte fish.

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    Basmelech1
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    bubblegum – it’s not food

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    Meno
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    A container of herring and a sleeve of crackers

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    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    If the guy’s half normal, it was shmaltz or matjes, not some sweet fake cream sauce herring like shtiglitz.

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    chiefshmerel
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    Air.

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    BaltimoreMaven
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    sweet fake cream sauce herring like shtiglitz.

    Why knock it? Some people love it. Also honey mustard.

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    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    Why knock it?

    Because real men don’t eat shtiglitz.

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    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    Also honey mustard.

    Honey mustard isn’t so bad. It’s got some zing to it.

    Also, it doesn’t rhyme with “piglets”

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    Joseph
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    No True Scotsman

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    👑RebYidd23
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    It rhymes with custard. Do real men eat custard herring?

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    M
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    In my community, shaloch manos is almost always candy and other junk food, so anything that’s not that feels a bit strange. A bagel and cream cheese? Strange. Carrots and chummus? Weird. Anything that’s healthy feels like it’s a criticism of our regular menus of potato chips, potato kugel, and potatoes. If you want to play it safe, send hamentaschen, soda, and a bunch of other candy.

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    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    It rhymes with custard.

    C’mon, you can’t compare custard to piglets.

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