Where can Antartican Jews escape if there is an emergency?

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    zahavasdad
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    Hypothetically if there is an emergency and the jews of Antartica need to escape, where can they go?

    #1418860

    catch yourself
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    They would have to go north.

    #1418873

    zahavasdad
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    Its pretty remote there and the sea waters are really rough

    #1418879

    akuperma
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    But with global warming, Antarctica will become prime real estate.

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    zahavasdad
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    Therefore all the Anti-Semities will want to go there and kick the jews out

    #1419142

    CTLAWYER
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    What Antarctican Jews?
    There are no permanent residents of Antarctica, only those posted for scientific research or governmental needs

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    Joseph
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    Everyone knows the best scientists are Jews, CTL.

    #1419155

    zahavasdad
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    When all the jews are fleeing America and Israel, they will have to go to Antartica, and then what?

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    akuperma
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    CT Lawyers: Those little people in Antartica with kapotes aren’t Jewish.

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    Neville ChaimBerlin
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    There’s a Wikipedia article for “Jewish law in the polar regions.”

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    golfer
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    Akuperma, you are correct, but they sure do look cute don’t they?

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    litvishechossid
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    To an underground igloo

    #1420657

    CTLAWYER
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    @akuperma

    30 YO Ms. CTL is currently sailing down the coast of Chile en route to Antarctica. So many Caribbean ports were devastated this hurricane season that the owner of the ship on which she is an exec decided to sail all the way south this winter.

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    Joseph
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    CTL, how long is she away from husband, traveling for business?

    #1421569

    CTLAWYER
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    @joseph
    Husband was on board from Florida and through the Panama Canal then flew home. In s month he’ll fly to southern Argentina and the ship’s jet helicopter will bring him aboard for another ten days. After six more weeks he’ Fly out again for a week and both will fly Home.
    Daughter is training a replacement for long voyages. From now on she’ll only do upto 10 days from Florida in the winter or her home in southern France in the summer.
    Once the kids start all day school she will give up almost all travel except when entire family can be on the ship.

    #1421594

    Joseph
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    CTL, who takes care of the kinderlach in her absence from home? Do they skip along with Abba when he goes seafaring with her for part of her trip?

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    WinnieThePooh
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    I think they are sending them to your home now, Joesph, – think of it as a return favor for the CTL family taking care of your daughter since Labor Day 🙂

    #1421766

    CTLAWYER
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    @joseph
    The kinderlach were with us for this last daddy on the ship period. The in-laws are retired and move in at other times.
    The whole family is based in France for the summer season and SIL flies back to the states if need be, working remotely via computer. The kids are on the ship often in the summer with both parents. All this ends next school year when her eldest starts full day first grade.

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    Lightbrite
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    CTLAWYER: Did Joseph pick up his daughter last week?

    I heard that she had a piano recital coming up, and Joseph is her best teacher.

    #1423095

    Lightbrite
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    The good thing is that even if Antartica becomes prime real estate, and anti-Jewish people try to kick Jews out.. some Jewish men will easily blend in with the penguins… and they’ll teach their wives and children to blend in too… no one will know

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