http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/ask-the-opposite-gender/page/5#post-413128
Because you all probably stopped reading that thread, much as I did. And so you (except syag) missed this. So I repost it here. But I just link it, I don't repost it.
Anyway, so I decided to park my car tonight not under a tree because I don't want it to get smooshed and I'll need a new car. But the only other choice was near a telephone pole. But I figured, I can sue the city, but I can't sue the tree. So I went for that.
