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  • #1341213

    👑RebYidd23
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    someone who posts topics with vague titles?

    #1341435

    👑RebYidd23
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    Slower moderation speed makes for more perfect threads.

    #1341440

    Joseph
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    If he’s a Talmid Chochom? Of course.

    If she’s a Bas Talmid Chochom? Of course.

    #1341442

    👑RebYidd23
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    I just ruined the perfection of my own thread.

    #1341445

    WolfishMusings
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    Aardvarkian Cello.

    The Wolf

    #1341478

    funnybone
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    It depends on whether you use plastic dishes on shabbos

    #1341472

    ☕️coffee addict
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    No- I’m married

    No- I don’t have daughters

    #1341543

    Lightbrite
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    Only if he uses emojis

    #1342657

    What do you mean by “perfection” in regard to threads?

    #1506176

    👑RebYidd23
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    #1506218

    Takes2-2tango
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    Can one be a talmid chochom and an ignaramous simultaneously?

    #1506228

    Shopping613 🌠
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    Who uses hashtags constantly?

    #1506387

    Uncle Ben
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    Meaningless purposefullness.

    #1506571

    Uncle Ben
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    Vague Specificity.

    #1509433

    uknowwhatimsayin
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    i haave a few requirement for my perfect bachur:
    1. cant eat gebructs
    2. he has to take his plate into the kitchen to clean them after the friday night seudah.
    3. he has to wear his hat and jacket
    4. he must know shas
    5. his tatty must be rich
    6. his name has to be either moishe or yanky.

    anyone know of anyone?
    im 26

    #1509448

    Zev Tyler
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    “someone who posts topics with vague titles?”

    They should be tested for aspergers, and if they are intelligent enough explain what proxy language is.

    When know what you are doing when you squeeze a zefek, you aren’t fooling anyone.

    #1509710

    👑RebYidd23
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    So you think you have the authority to test shidduch prospects for Asperger’s?

    #1509717

    🍫Syag Lchochma
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    Among other things

    #1509723

    👑RebYidd23
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    Testing other people for Asperger’s without their consent is a violation of their rights.

    #1509749

    🍫Syag Lchochma
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    I’ll try to keep that in mind

    #1510099

    Avram in MD
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    “1. cant eat gebructs”

    Has Celiac disease, got it.

    “2. he has to take his plate into the kitchen to clean them after the friday night seudah.”

    Ability to turn 1 plate into more than one, in other words clumsy, got it.

    “3. he has to wear his hat and jacket”

    Not a clothing thief, got it.

    “4. he must know shas”

    Know, or know of?

    “5. his tatty must be rich”

    His father is happy with what he has, got it.

    “6. his name has to be either moishe or yanky.”

    But he can’t have both of those names, got it.

    #1510170

    🍫Syag Lchochma
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    just be sure that list is submitted with your picture or nobody will take it seriously

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