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  • in reply to: Who Are The Most Liberal Posters in the Coffee room? #1294766
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    And who’s now?

    in reply to: Jokes #1294764
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    Haven’t checked-in im a while. Wow this has really expanded to a long forum.

    in reply to: KOSHER-SWITCH #1075262
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    I hear that Rabbi Weiss the Chief Rabbi of Montreal (head of the MK) who is very knowledgeable in technology came out very strongly this past Shabbos against the switch.

    in reply to: New Haskamah for KosherSwitch� #1073798
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    ???

    in reply to: A Grandfathers View On Obama #1097570
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    I just read this and started a Letter to my grandkids why did u vote Hillary?

    in reply to: Emergency calls made public #1073236
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    Okay link was removed, now back on topic please.

    in reply to: Who Are The Most Influential Posters? #1073316
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    Can we update this?

    in reply to: Emergency calls made public #1073233
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    TY

    in reply to: $10,000 shidduch offer #1072982
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    A shadchan works for each match that’s made, 80% don’t work out. So u are paying him for much more than the 1 Shidduch.

    in reply to: Emergency calls made public #1073231
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    I have seen twitter accounts close but lately new ones popping up with reporting every Hatzolah call, where is the sensitivity?

    in reply to: Jokes #1202480
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    Have not been here in a while. I see we have some new contributors. Keep ’em rolling

    in reply to: I hate you all, you big fat jerks #1019756
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    Rosh hashana

    in reply to: When is the Official Day.. #1014131
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    MATAN read these words again

    Like every modern democratic country there is something called welfare. UK USA CANADA BELGIUM etc.

    Israel in the other hand in the last few years is cutting and cutting the welfare from one group and that is?!?!?! The Frum torah Jews.

    in reply to: When is the Official Day.. #1014126
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    They are anti torah.

    Like every modern democratic country there is something called welfare. UK USA CANADA BELGIUM etc.

    Israel in the other hand in the last few years is cutting and cutting the welfare from one group and that is?!?!?!

    The Frum torah Jews.

    in reply to: A word on Yom HaZikaron #1013703
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    Sam I hear you

    in reply to: A word on Yom HaZikaron #1013698
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    Meshubid? They force you to pay taxes so you can take back the services I believe that is a fair deal, but that does not mean that you have to agree to all their games and tricks and nonsense.

    in reply to: ponevezh #1013649
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    Which yeshiva ? I heard that they split it into two.

    in reply to: A word on Yom HaZikaron #1013694
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    Honestly is this really want the most disgusting things you have seen? Is this really not moral? This really not Jewish?

    Honestly any Orthodox Jew would tell you that the secular Jew driving his car down Jaffa road on Shabbat is much more a disgusting scene then disobeying the silly foolish babyish law.

    Do you honestly think that this is the proper way to remember the fallen soldiers?!

    The Soldiers are up in heaven and are looking down at the foolishness and silliness of things that are being done in their memory.

    They are probably turning over in their graves and saying we sacrificed our lives fir the name of God. Now that we are in heaven near God do you realize that the only thing worth doing are good deeds and acts of kindness? not standing like a statue or an idiot for some silly siren!

    Yes I am proud of the few still sane people living in Israel that disregard the disrespect that is done to the fallen Jewish soldiers who definitely would not want them standing like statues in their memory.

    in reply to: When is the Official Day.. #1014122
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    Are you people nuts?? Zionist pro Torah ? Are you living in a cave?!?!

    Do you have a clue that the state of Israel is at war with the torah now in 2014 more openly than ever?

    in reply to: When is the Official Day.. #1014114
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    Hakatan

    very powerful words

    in reply to: Is this normal for yeshiva bochurim #1055037
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    Agree

    normal, yes. How to react? An open honest conversation about it “without accusations”! and without both sets of parents involved! [or either]

    in reply to: A word on Yom HaZikaron #1013680
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    Even sadder to see these photos of people devoid of anything Jewish standing at the holiest Jewish site dressed clearly against the way hashem wants them to be dressed, just imagine going to any other religious site dressed this way.

    These people Reform-Mizrachi-Zioni believe Yom Hazikoren and Atzmot are more sacred then Yom Kipur and any other Jewish day.

    You want to really honor the fallen 23,000 plus soldiers gave their lives? learn some Mishnayos and say some Tehlim and give some tzedakah.

    in reply to: No Thanks for Your Mishloach Manos! #1009961
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    Just found this post while i was Googling something else, I love it.

    in reply to: LETTER TO BIBI [in Hebrew] #1006984
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    Because the problem here is not doing the army itself. And the goal of the law is not that they do the army. The discussion here is about the Orthodox way of life. The main goal of the law is that the Orthodox people stop being so Orthodox and start being more secular. Army, jobs, education. There is no problem with an army. Or with working. But we will not do it in a way that is detrimental to the Torah way of life.

    There are some works where nobody would send their children because they would learn there bad habits, right? Is the same here. Orthodox Jews have a different moral standard, so, for them, the army generate big problems to their way of life (and, since is not necessary for defense proposes, just for social proposes), they won’t go.

    Just imagine the opposite scenario. A Orthodox country, with a Orthodox army, in which the secular that are conscripted would rapidly became extreme Orthodox . Would the secular minority of that Orthodox country be happy to send their children to this army? Is not a defense problem, is a religious problem. The discussion here is theological, not practical.

    in reply to: Jokes #1202415
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    Mazel tov we hit 1500 replies on this thread

    in reply to: Yichud Gift for Kallah #1037877
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    A set of ramban

    in reply to: Jokes #1202408
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    I’m not sure if the Above is already posted but 30 pages is to much to go thru!

    in reply to: Jokes #1202407
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    swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT,

    Why are whales FAT ??

    Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT,

    called a STAND ?

    Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,

    but nobody wants to DIE..

    Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess…

    As the WHITE piece is moved FIRST…

    In our country,

    We have FREEDOM of SPEECH,

    Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ?

    If money doesn’t grow on TREES,

    then why do banks have BRANCHES ?

    Why doesn’t GLUE

    stick to its BOTTLE ?

    Why do you still call it a BUILDING,

    when its already BUILT ?

    If its true that we are here to HELP others,

    What are others HERE for ?

    If you aren’t supposed to DRINK and DRIVE…

    Why do bars have PARKING lots ?

    If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,

    Where Did All The Money Go..?

    When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste,

    Who Tests It..?

    If The “Black Box” Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash,

    Why Isn’t The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?

    Who Copyrighted

    The Copyright Symbol..?

    Can You Cry Under Water.?

    Why Do People Say “You’ve Been Working Like A Dog”,

    When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??

    We all are Living in a seriously funny world….??

    So Love & Enjoy it !!

    in reply to: Emergency calls made public #1073227
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    Listening to 911 and Hatzolah I would say is different to start. + I think it’s immature to listen to 911 as well.

    in reply to: getzel1 became Getzel #985199
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    So YWN moderator 73 becomes Getzel1

    in reply to: getzel1 became Getzel #985195
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    Hey someone took getzel1!

    in reply to: getzel1 became Getzel #985190
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    Yes please but don’t make getzel1 available

    in reply to: getzel1 became Getzel #985188
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    When using WordPress it gives the option to change ur name but in the cr it doesn’t change. Go figure !

    in reply to: Jokes #1202405
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    An Arab and a Jew go to a pastry shop.

    The Arab whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker

    doesn’t notice.

    The Arab says to the Jew: You see how clever we are? You’ll never beat that!

    The Jew says to the Arab: Watch this; a Jew is always cleverer than an Arab.

    He says to the baker, give me a cookie, I can show you a magic trick!

    The baker gives him the cookie which the Jew promptly eats. Then he says to

    the baker:

    Give me another cookie for my magic trick. The baker is getting suspicious

    but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

    The he says again: Give me one more cookie… The baker is getting angry now

    but gives him one anyway.

    The Jew eats this one too.

    Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: And where is your famous magic

    trick?

    The Jew says: Look in the Arab’s pocket!

    in reply to: Abusing Chaverim organization #979204
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    I think calling Chaveirim for a Racoon on your porch is considered abuse.

    in reply to: Abusing Chaverim organization #979203
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    in reply to: Abusing Chaverim organization #979202
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    This is about abuse of an org. many people will abuse anything thats free, to say that in Chasidish areas is more common without taking a proper count is slander in my opinion.

    in reply to: Mishpacha interview with Shadchanim Levy, Lewenstein and Katz #972951
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    Was wondering why PD Roth wasn’t in the interview?

    in reply to: Jokes #1202380
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    Lol

    in reply to: Abusing Chaverim organization #979186
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    1. Its hard to believe that ppl do that to Hatzolah, #2 the only reason some1 would do that is cuz then Hatzolah makes sure u get treated right away.

    2scents many Chaveirim members would wave the fee if they are there anyway. But to go to the gas station to fill up twice…

    in reply to: Jokes #1202378
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    “Today Steve Jobs at Apple unveiled their new ‘iCloud’ technology. Pretty amazing. Experts say this could revolutionize the way Anthony Weiner sends pictures.” -Jay Leno

    in reply to: Abusing Chaverim organization #979182
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    Monsey also has the $20 charge it was put in place that people should no wait until they are empty and then rely on Chaveirim to help them.

    in reply to: Jokes #1202375
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    FAIGY: Send me a good joke

    YANKI: Not now I”m working

    FAIGY: That’s the best joke I have heard from you!

    (i dont exactly get this one)

    in reply to: Abusing Chaverim organization #979180
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    I think calling Chaveirim to open a door for a family member when you will be home in 20 minutes is sort of abusing the org.

    in reply to: Jokes #1202371
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    Student: “Rabbi are we allowed to throw the basketball into the basket on shabbos?”

    Rabbi: “If possible put it in on Friday”

    in reply to: Jokes #1202365
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    when are they going to start writing made in china in spanish “hecho en China”

    in reply to: Does Spelling Matter? YES I can read it!!! #920204
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    yse ist veyr aminzg

    in reply to: Does Spelling Matter? YES I can read it!!! #920198
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    Oneofmany I argee wthi uyo.

    in reply to: Jokes #1202342
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    Spell Checkers – a little Poem.

    A Little Poem Regarding Computer Spell Checkers…

    Eye halve a spelling chequer

    It came with my pea sea

    It plainly marques four my revue

    Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

    Eye strike a key and type a word

    And weight four it two say

    Weather eye am wrong oar write

    It shows me strait a weigh.

    As soon as a mist ache is maid

    It nose bee fore two long

    And eye can put the error rite

    Its rare lea ever wrong.

    Eye have run this poem threw it

    I am shore your pleased two no

    Its letter perfect awl the weigh

    My chequer tolled me sew

    in reply to: What is The Best Ways to Sound Insulate the basement for a tennant #910316
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    Thanks for your help

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