Des Moines Baby A Numerologist’s Delight

(Friday, October 12th, 2012)

A dream alignment for numerologists has come true in the delivery room of a Des Moines hospital.

The Des Moines Register reports that Laila Fitzgerald weighed 8 pounds, 9 ounces when she was born. She came into the world on Thursday, which, numerically speaking, was 10/11/12. She arrived, militarily speaking, at 1314, which would be 1:14 p.m. for civilians.

So the numbers associated with her birth are 8-9-10-11-12-13-14.

Laila’s mother, 26-year-old Katie Deremiah, of Des Moines, says she had a feeling Thursday would be the day, even though the due date was Oct. 19.

Laila’s father, 26-year-old Ryan Fitzgerald, told The Register that he would buy a lottery ticket as soon as he left the hospital.

(AP)

4 Comments

  1. akuperma says:

    1. This is news?

    2. This has something to do with us?

    3. Do you know that goyish numerology raises shailohs
    of being avodah zarah?

  2. lazerc says:

    Thank you YWN for this rubbish, as #1 points out the importance of reporting avodah zorah to us must be immensely on your minds.

    Let’s see some Jewish reporting.

  3. The Chassidishe Gatesheader says:

    Totally irrelevant. As Akuperma says.

    Also:
    “at 1314, which would be 1:14 p.m. for civilians.”

    Correction:
    “at 1314, which would be 1:14 p.m. for civilians and the rest of the world outside of the US.”

  4. Milhouse says:

    1. Nah, it’s not avoda zara. When taken seriously it’s just narishkeit, but when taken as a springboard for the imagination it’s used in Torah. What do you think gematria is?

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