Comments on: Ahmadinejad Cautions Israel About ‘Playing With Lion’

By: RagachoversAssistant

RagachoversAssistant — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 13:46:11 +0000

I found it very interesting that Ahmadinejad Cautioned Israel about ‘Playing With a Lion’
(Friday, June 25th, 2010) the week that we read “Parshas Balak”, where Baalam prophesied that the Jewish nation is compared to a lion: במדבר פרק כד
כָּרַע שָׁכַב כַּאֲרִי

Actually Chazal compare Persia (Iran) to a bear:
תלמוד בבלי מסכת מגילה דף יא עמוד א
אלו פרסיים, שאוכלין ושותין כדוב, ומסורבלין בשר כדוב, ומגדלין שער כדוב, ואין להם מנוחה כדוב

Ahmadinejad forgets that King David was able to slaughter both the Lion and the Bear:
שמואל א פרק יז
גַּם אֶת הָאֲרִי גַּם הַדּוֹב הִכָּה עַבְדֶּךָ

By: eMac

eMac — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 03:47:36 +0000

A scientist came up to me and said “i’ll prove to you that humans evolved from apes.” I asked how. He answered, just look at Irans president Ahmadiaperhead, he himself proves our theory of evolution. I answered, no it doesnt… he is not a human but an ape to begin with. I refuted his theory. True story.

By: WellInformedYid

WellInformedYid — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 21:25:08 +0000

You guys are forgetting that the reason why the IDF is soon going in to launch an attack is because he is very close to having nukes. Lion monkey or whatever you want to call him, hes the last guy on earth who we want to have nukes.

By: elmwood

elmwood — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 20:39:04 +0000

Funne this guy looks like he belongs in the monkey caige
Not at all a lion

By: shazam

shazam — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 19:34:26 +0000

Ahmadinnerjacket is the world’s funniest comedian.

He should check this week’s parashah to see who his brother Bil’am said is the lion: “hein am kelavi yakum, v’cha’ari yisnasa. Lo yishkav ad yochal teref, v’dam chalalim yishteh.”

By: anon

anon — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 18:42:32 +0000

See Gemara Avodah Zara (and Megillah), it is playing with a bear.

By: yaakovg

yaakovg — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 18:34:34 +0000

He reminds me of the Wizard of Oz, who was a feebly old man standing hiding behind a curtain with a microphone, projecting a loud voice, smoke and fire on a big screen. Everybody was terrified of him, but in reality he was a nobody.

By: HIE

HIE — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 18:11:58 +0000

what a rusha m’rusha