I’m a little nervous to post any bad jokes because most of them are copyright by Laffy Taffy, but here are some more…
How do you make an egg roll? Push it.
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road? He didnt have the guts.
Why did they bury the Indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.
The invisible man married an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at, either.
I went to buy some camouflage pants but couldnt find any.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
A sandwich walked into a bar. Sorry said the bartender we’re not allowed to serve food here.
A man with a gun ran into a bank. ‘Give me your money otherwise you’re geography’ he shouted. ‘Dont you mean history’ said the bank clerk? ‘Stop changing the subject’ he snarled.
They opened a new restaurant on the moon. The food was great, the views were panaromic, but there was no atmosphere.
One cannibal said to another ‘your wife makes a great stew’. ‘I know, I’m gonna miss her’ he replied.