Hello, I’m Mark, I’m calling to offer you a discount on our Premium Uberplus Express Package, with unlimited fribtits and 47% off all interflacids, as long as they’re from the contra-enterplus range, available for this half-hour only.
Ummmmm
I can sign you up just this minute, Sir. I will only require your credit card number, billing address, account number, address, mother’s maiden name, your firstborn child and your email password. It will be very quick, Sir.
That sounds amazing! Tell me everything about it!
Well, Sir, by signing up you would gain almost free access to our amazing range of…
Um, sorry, but, I’ve gotta go now. You know what, let me give you a call back a bit later.
Of course, Sir, we will give you a call back tomorrow between the hours of…
I don’t think you understood me. I want to give you a call back later. Just give me your home number, and I’ll give you a ring say, midnight, and we can chat about this for hours.
But Sir…
OK, I’ve got a pen and paper, let’s have that number.
Sir, I cannot give you my home number.
But I really wanted to talk. Come on, give me the number, and we can talk about this later.
Sir, I do not want you calling me at home!
Well, now you know how I feel.
*Slam the phone down*