Syag, your off topic made me laugh.
Why were you so floored?
Because squeak is fun? funny? smart? creative?
Writes well? posts on yeshivaworld?
Owns a computer? IPhone? IPad?
As for your second question, I wonder if the Mods should just mark us all m or f. Or put an asterisk next to the ladies. Or just post the guys in all caps. Ideas?