Midwesterner you made me LOL!!Not as funny as yours, but:
in HK airport there’s a shop advertising “free duty”
Also, I once saw a baby album in a store in shefa mall which had obviously been translated, it read:
“Hello, baby, love you Mom and Dad…
Hello, baby, you cry today,
My mother is also very sad…
Hello, baby, look at you
Shouting happy,
Well-being of mothers
felt good all of
a sudden enrichment…
Hello, baby wrestling today,
you are not careful,
and remember that after careful Oh…..”
If someone could please explain what on earth the author was trying to say I’d be very appreciative