“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.'”
“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
“Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.”
J.Seinfeld