y aren’t iPhone chargers called apple juice
if your ever feeling down, remember your half mermaid
self esteem lower than the economy
dear life,
when i said “could my day get any harder,” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
growing up doesnt mean you stop eating lolly pops and junk food, it means you have to buy it yourself
if i die young, it better b from eating raw cookie dough
i had self esteem for like 3 minuts once
what if everything was just a nightmare and u wake up to a perfect life
did you ever realize your handwriting is like your own personal font
in all my years, i have never finished a pencil
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a fam or get a job, at least we know how to find the area of a triangle
imagine a book with all the lies you told
“why” “because i said so” great, mom you should become a lawyer
dont want a sarcastic answer? dont ask a stupid quwstion!
walking out of a store without buying anything, trying not to look like a criminal
calories are tiny creatures that live in your closet that make your clothes a drop tighter evey night
i dont exactly hate you, but if you were on fire, and i had water, id probably drink it
its kinda scarry how so much of your life depends on how well you do as a teenager
money doesnt buy happiness? well it buys food and ive never seen anyone sad around food
isnt it weird how we have one hand that knows how to do eveything and the other hand just sits their like “i dont know how to hold a pencil”
my mom always told me that if you dont have anything nice to say, just keep quiet. ppl wonder why im so quiet.
video games dont make kids violent, tag does
why do parents get mad abt little things, like i left a plate in the sink,not a body