I have often walked down your street before, but the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before…
but I like this version better:
you have often bought treife meat before,
but I’ve never seen you be so indiscreet before,
on your plate a find strips of bacon rind,
and that’s eating the meat from a pig.
You don’t keep shabbat,
I could cope with that,
If you fasted on Yom Kippur I would eat my hat
And I’ve realised that you eat pork pies,
and that’s eating the meat from a pig