There was once a girl who didn’t know what category to marry. After all there are so many different categories: Yeshivish, Modernish, Chassidish, Litvish, Heimish, British, etc. Then she had an epiphany. “Why don’t I find something that all these categories have in common?” she said. Well she searched mizrach mizrach, ma’ariv ma’riv, l’ma’aleh l’ma’aleh, l’mateh l’mateh, tzufin tzufin, durim durim, and the only thing she could find was that they all are “ish”. So she decided to marry an ish. And they may or may not have lived happily ever after.
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