Sam2:
Yummy cupcake:
Actually, there is a very real interpretation of Chazal that says that not only does one have an excuse to get sickly drunk, but that one is obligated to do so. This is the interpretation of a radical, extreme sefer called the Shulchan Oruch.
That could very well be. However, we do not change the Halacha in the interests of PR.
How about the Shulchan Oruch?
Wolf:
Why do you say that?
Health: