mayan dvash, thats funny. I was thinking when I go to the dentist I’d put those fake white plastic dracula teeth in my mouth and when he tells me “OPEN PLS” he’d have a laugh.
Another funny thing I thought up doing, but somehow I don’t think I will, is buy from a hardware store lots of wire, those kind that come in colors, like electrical stuff, and then hang them falling out of my purse and jacket and pockets and then ride the metro every once in a while dropping screws or nails and asking people to “oops excuse me” as I pick them up. BUt that one would probablly land me a few bullets in by the police.