See, the thing is, popa thinks the reason why it took me (aka the altah bochur) so long to get married is because the girls thought I was nuts for proposing on the first date. The truth is, most of them said yes, and that’s why it took so long.
So you ask, how did I eventually get married?
My wife proposed to me on the first date. I chapped right away that this was it. The l’chaim was that night.