TheMusicMan: “Arr! Avast and ahoy there, O Pirate! Shiver me timbers! Be there here a single pint o’ cold grog? Blimey! I have a thirst that could sunder the seven seas! Faster, by thunder, faster, or I be sending’ ye to Davy-Jones locker! Arr!”
This has got to be the creepiest welcoming i have ever received. I don’t know how to respond to someone like you so desperate for friends. I can understand why you are lonely and that you want to meet people. But there is a much more normal and civil way to greet someone that doesn’t involve saying such stupid stuff. I know you think that you were being clever or funny or whatever, but it came out sounding really bad. Now im starting to think that this website is full of weird people.