Randomex:
Since I am not allowed to argue with you, I will re-post my story with citations showing what most of the material is based on:
Randomex walks into a bar.
http://theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/good-jokes/page/33#post-536580
He wants to steal less than a ??? ????? of beer. So he asks the guy next to him if it’s muttar. The guy responds in the affirmative. As Randomex reaches over to perform the act of thievery the Bartender shouts “you can’t rely on him (the guy that Randomex had asked) – he’s just DaasYochid.
As this is all happening PAA shows up. Randomex, who is now confused, says out loud “so what’s the halacha?” at the same time as DaasYochid confrontationally asks the newcomer “who are you?” The newcomer, ever the pragmatist, says “Patur Aval Assur”, thus answering both questions in one fell swoop.
DaasYochid says “you aren’t reliable either because you don’t learn iyun”.
PAA replies “I think we’ve been through this several times already”.
see previous
By now a whole crowd is gathered around waiting for someone to throw the first counterpunch.
http://theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/good-jokes/page/33#post-536586
http://theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/good-jokes/page/33#post-536590
http://theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/good-jokes/page/33#post-536600
So no one notices Popa Bar Abba sneaking behind the counter and drinking the place clean.
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/drunk-na-a-blazingf-skingk (but one of many examples)
To diffuse the tension, someone says “anyone have a joke?”
http://theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/good-jokes/page/33#post-536580
Popa, in his drunken stupor, says “I have a joke. Three retards walk into a bar…”
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/everybody-except-popa-is-retarded
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/popa-is-retarded-by-popa
???? ????
Before he can finish, the assembled mob attacks as one and hangs Popa by his ankles from the ceiling.
DaMoshe is called in to sing through the entire High Holy Days liturgy
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/yomim-noraim-davening
while Popa is forced to listen.
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/rosh-hashana-davening-in-bp
Meanwhile Randomex is feeling rather slighted. “Why is Popa always the center of attention?” he asks.
So in order to garner some attention for himself, Randomex goes on a crusade against people who continue threads from the ancient past.
pretty much every thread
In reality this is a cover for Randomex who spends all his waking hours reading threads that predate him.
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/name-that-tune/page/9#post-537613
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/name-that-tune/page/9#post-537688
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/name-that-tune/page/10#post-537724
As the crowd starts to disperse, DaasYochid points out that any gathering at which the Shidduch Catastrophe is not discussed is a Moshav Leitzim.
No one particular source, but based on the impression given by the aggregate of his shidduch-crisis-related comments
At this point Popa breaks free and responds that there is no shidduch catastrophe
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/jaccuse-nasi
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/why-r-rechnitz-is-incorrect
because he is already married to every single girl.
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/michlalah-personal-statement but one of the many discussions of Popa’s multiple wives
By now, everyone has already had enough, and the Moderator, seeing that things are about to get out of hand, presses “edit”
I don’t think I need a source for this one
and this whole story becomes “Why did PAA and Randomex cross the road?”
http://theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/good-jokes/page/33#post-536601
I think I have also shown that your question on my use of “counterpunch” is really a question on you for not getting the reference.