Doc-
Even asking that question is putting too much time into “darsheining” that post.
Since this is the riddle thread, here are a couple of clues:
a) Dr. Pepper is a math maven.
b) I am the self-confessed king of corn(iness).
c) Read all of the sentences in my post, and find a common thread.
d) Once you get it, don’t forget to wish the Drs. Pepper a mazel tov.