A Borse is a Borse, of course, of course,
And nice black yeshivishe Borse of course
That is, of course, the only Borse that should be on your head.
Go right to the source, request the Borse
He’ll give you the hat we all endorse.
This is the rule we must enforce.
Accept nothing in its stead.
People yakkity yak a streak; “what a wonderful hat” they say
And on your head will be your Borse; you’ll look shtotty all day.
A Borse is a Borse, of course, of course,
And one can be bought with no remorse.
You never thought of buying a Borse?
Well listen to this.
You need one to be “redt”.