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>Lots of people can’t count to ten. They are usually the ones in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
— Sam Ewing
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.
— Scott Adams
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
–someone
Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.
— Bob Monkhouse