Gun control means holding your gun with two hands. – anonymous
There are two things that are infinite – the Universe, and human stupidity… but I’m not so sure about the Universe.
-Albert Einstein
I’m not sure if there’s an afterlife, but, I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen (I know, I know, I don’t like him either, but he does have some good lines.)
When you get to the fork in the road, – take it. -Yogi Bera