I’ll take the challenge:
Posting X (and Y, etc.) number of times: Mods- you do the math
Starting a thread (and X number of threads): Again, too complicated..
Getting X (and Y) number of responses to a thread. Nah, almost none of mine
Bumping an old thread (and bumping a really old thread): mostly from my oldies
Posting a post of a certain length: Not really, I generally have nothing important so state
Getting a response from Popa to a thread of yours: Could be
Getting a response from a mod in any context: Ohh. Opening old wounds..
Having a post edited: With salt
Having X (and Y) number of posts rejected: Actually SOME MADE IT THROUGH!
Having a post deleted after being initially approved: That too
Having one of your threads closed: Sure
Having one of your threads deleted: Sure
Making an “interpreting a post wrongly” joke: Not sure
Making an in-joke: Have no idea what a joke means
Having your spelling, grammar, or language criticized: Yes
Being trolled: Yes
Being accused of being a troll (and, in olden times, Joseph): Um…(Hello, is the sky blue)
Identifying a troll: NO
Wrongly identifying a troll: NO
Getting a subtitle (without asking for one) Yes, unfortunately
Getting a second subtitle: Yes, unfortunately
Being generally known or recognized for something or other: No, not at all
Getting an all-bold warning: Yes…
Being rendered inactive: And YES
Being blocked and unblocked: YES (and NO!!!)
Proclaiming that you quit the CR: (you put that in just for me, right?)
Coming back after said proclamation: Nope! (I’m not really here, am I?)
Posting under a different name (against the rules, of course): How could I do such a thing? Why would such a zee.. I mean shre.. I mean Golem.. do such thing?
Getting into a serious debate: Yes, rarely
Being accused of apikorsus: No
Getting into a silly debate: Yes
Having your name appear 10 times in a row on the front page: Sometimes
Having your name be half of the names on the main page: Again sometimes. Especially when board.